The mainland version of Parasite should be shot like this

Foster 2021-10-19 09:47:39

You all secretly took a peek at the parasites. You said that the good and the bad are almost the same. I heard that the copyright has been sold to China. Then I will make some suggestions of my own for the domestic version of the script.

The idea may be immature, please forgive me.

The male lead's family lives at the bottom of the society, although the family is poor but happy. Dad’s personality is to work hard and honest, only to bury his head in work and not to slap a horse. Although he is upright, his luck is not good, so he has not made a lot of money. My mother's personality is virtuous, gentle, three observing four virtues, and the family is well organized. The character of the male protagonist is to study hard since childhood, steal the light, pierce the beam, smash the cylinder, and let the pears..., the younger sister's character is to be covered with art bacteria since childhood, but the family has no money to attend early education training classes, self-taught, has been keeping a low profile. Dad often tells everyone that it doesn't matter to be poor, as long as you are upright. The male host’s family relationship is very harmonious. A chicken leg at the dinner table is for 30 minutes, and the free wifi is never used. When the mobile phone is connected to the free wifi, it will immediately shut down or turn on the flight mode. In short, one family is the Justice League.

One day a good classmate of the male lead came to visit the male lead at home. This classmate’s personality is the male lead’s hair-teen, and they grew up wearing open crotch pants, but they never looked down on the male lead because the male lead’s family was poor, and encouraged him to take good care of him. Learn to make progress every day and grow up to serve the motherland. He introduced a work-study opportunity to the male lead.

The protagonist then went to a wealthy family as a tutor for the daughter.

The wealthy people’s personal settings are like this. The rich are all self-made, doing legitimate business to make a fortune, without any unfair business practices, and not cutting leeks on the market. Although they are rich, the family still maintains a good style of arduousness and simplicity. The rich lady is also unassuming, virtuous and gentle, and never drives a Porsche to buy groceries on the street. And the demands on children are very high. The rich daughter's personality is like this, she looks sweet, and because she was spoiled since childhood, she is a little arrogant, and she has an upper-to-middle level of learning. And the rich man came from his little clothes to stretch out his hand for food and open his mouth.

In the process of becoming a tutor, the male protagonist began to be stunned by the arrogant temper of the rich lady, but through in-depth exchanges, she told her the story of digging a wall and stealing light, let the rich lady feel that her happy life was hard to come by. There are still so many poor people living in dire straits, and they should cherish their superior conditions and study hard. The rich young lady was impressed by the simple character and profound knowledge of the poor boy. The two began to study hard and met at the Weiming Lake of Tsinghua University. See. Encourage each other every day, do the five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation until the wee hours.

The male lead introduced his sister to teach the rich son. The sister suffered from snacks and was ingenious. Step by step, he helped the rich son to get rid of the bad habit of arrogance and indulgence, and began to take the initiative to wash his mother’s feet and work and cook on the floor. Save food and don't litter toys. Mother was very moved.

Although the rich man is rich, he is very unhappy. He fights every day and engages in dangerous business wars. Without a close friend, the driver is also a spy arranged by another company, so he is fired. So the father of the hero is introduced to be a driver. Although the hero's father is poor, he has a sound personality, humorous and funny, and seeing the rich man is neither humble nor overbearing, which brings a completely different feeling to the rich man. The two drove together across the United States to take the rich man to the show...Ah, oh, oh, why is it written as a green leather car...Anyway, it's still a green leather car routine. The vulgarity of the male protagonist's father and the elegance of the rich man made a lot of jokes. During the journey, the two gradually opened up, surpassed the social class and became good friends...

Then the maid in the family was infected with an infectious disease. The rich family tried their best to treat and showed good morals, but the maid had to leave because of the infectious disease. So the mother of the protagonist also went to work in a rich man's house. Clean up the house in order and re-fill the taste of life. In the process of getting along with the rich woman, it also made the rich woman feel how noble and happy it is to be a woman who can do housework...

Then it was the same. The rich family wanted to go out to do charity, so the male owner's family took the initiative to clean the rich man's house, because it was too tired to wipe the floor and accidentally fell asleep and didn't leave. Then the doorbell rang, and the original maid came in, so the male owner's family discovered a shocking secret, that is, there is a basement in the house, and the maid's husband has been in the basement for nothing.

The family of the male protagonist has deeply criticized and educated the maids and husbands. Work is the most glorious, and it is the most shameful to get for nothing. The wealth of the rich is also made by working hard with both hands. Only by working hard can the Korean dream be realized. The maid and husband are well educated and decided to start working hard to be a new man.

At this time, it started to rain heavily, and the rich family came back early. The host's family hid under the sofa before leaving.

The rich man and the rich woman began to talk on the sofa: they had known that the male protagonist was a family, but they did not tell the truth. It was to protect the self-esteem of the male protagonist’s family. Although the family of the male protagonist was poor, the rich family did not look down on them, and thought Give them more wages to get them out of poverty and live a dignified life.

The family of the male lead cried silently under the sofa.

It rained heavily in the evening, and the male lead’s family was flooded, but the disaster was ruthless and the people were compassionate... The male lead’s family was well placed.

Later, the family of the male protagonist said that the rich family is so kind and that it is not good to lie to others, so they all found excuses to resign and began to do legitimate work.

And the rich family left the poor and forced the male owner's family to start all kinds of unaccustomed. The rich man began to miss the male protagonist's father. The rich woman began to miss the instant noodles of the hostess, the rich lady began to miss the self-improvement of the poor man, and the son began to miss the housework taught by the hostess's sister.

The rich family can't survive at all.

Christmas is here...Wokao has written a green book again!

When the festival came, the rich family invited a bunch of upper class people to sing and play the pipa and dance, but the upper class friends are so hypocritical, ostentatious and pretentious...

So after the banquet, they began to ask the male host's family to come over and open the body. When the door was opened, the two families happily hugged each other after they had not seen each other for a long time...

END

Such a warm script is definitely not a plagiarism green leather car. It must be able to fire. What are you talking about? What's the title of the film? It is definitely not possible to call it a parasite. Haizi once said: Give each mountain and each river a warm name, then this play will be called "The Happy Life of Two People".

After the fire, I think it is possible to create a big IP and shoot TV series while it is hot.

The TV series is like this, a large-scale family drama. The story is that after 5 years, the male lead became a Phoenix male after graduating from his doctoral degree. He married Miss Qianjin as his wife, and the two families became a family, but Miss Qianjin didn’t like Phoenix male’s mother-in-law and brought him when he didn’t like her father-in-law poor. Because of the bad habit of not paying attention to hygiene, the two families had a lot of conflicts. After many misunderstandings and divorce, the two families finally found the true meaning of happiness. They were completely integrated together. Everyone was holding each other in tears. Say together: "Everything is fine." Such an ups and downs plot, how can it have 40 episodes.

PS After reading it, it is useful to ask for a point:) Reprint at will, indicate the source

When I have time, I will write a Korean drama version, Japanese drama version, American drama version, thriller version, sci-fi version...

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Parasite quotes

  • Moon-gwang: Don't fucking call me sis, you filthy bitch!

  • Ki-taek: Acting is one thing. But this family is so gullible, right?

    Chung-sook: Especially the Madame.

    Ki-taek: You said it. She's so naive and nice. She's rich but she's still nice.

    Chung-sook: Not "Rich but still nice." Nice because she's rich, you know? Hell, if I had all this money, I'd be nice too!