Iron man, I'm full of horns again

Elissa 2021-10-19 09:49:25



First of all, I confessed to the organization and confessed to the people: My motivation for watching the film is very impure~~~ A large part of the reason for me this time is to watch the film for Scarlett Johansson. My brother has been fascinated by her for a long time, from the "Lost Tokyo" loli, to the maturity of "Dove occupying the magpie's nest", to the "fatal magic" corset to highlight the figure... from face to figure. I know I'm not pure, I'm wretched, but I just like Scarlett. However, in this Iron Man full of male hormones, Scarlett has too few opportunities to show up. There are only two that can impress me: 1. Dressed in tight black clothes and appeared in the restaurant for less than two minutes; 2. Changed clothes in the car, and black underwear appeared in less than two seconds... No Pull, it’s like the eunuch, there’s nothing down there, tears are streaming down~~~ She basically doesn’t wear clothes that reveal her figure, and there will be fights here. This is not Scarlett’s heart in my brother’s heart. The scene is full of cattle again. Moreover, Scarlett, as such a tempting woman, has no legs with male pig's feet. Male pig's feet are obviously interested in Scarlett. With her talent and charm, at least it is reasonable to come to a sex scene... Didn't ask her to show too much, am I easy for me?

Secondly, this Iron Man is also high-profile. As a human hero series, except for those brain-damaged by cosmic rays like the Fantastic Four, the others are very low-key appearances. Spiderman is a photojournalist. He usually hides his clothes tightly. Even a woman will only open the mouth part of his face mask if he wants to kiss him. Look at Batman, he looks like a successful person. He has a neat suit. Yes, even the police uncle must use a special signal to find him; not to mention other Superman, Hulk, Wolverine, and even the non-mutants in the Watcher wear masks when they go out to do something. This Iron Man was gorgeous as soon as he appeared on the stage, and there was a group of women with explosive figures to accompany him in the dance, and the female audience below cried and asked him to call them. Women all have a plot to worship heroes. This buddy is good. He doesn't constrain after becoming a hero. He shows off everywhere. What makes ordinary people feel so embarrassed! ! ! Even the handsome Hummer president: The family has a lot of money and is in the arms business. You said he could not be hot, could he train a big villain to fight against you? Why are you popular? Why is the female reporter interviewing your brother halfway through the interview and hanging him aside when you see you appear on TV? Niu let you soak up, I can only watch mortals, is this work?

Finally, this is obviously an action movie. At least in my understanding, at least the fighting and chasing scenes should account for 50% of the time... As a result, there are fighting scenes, all in the trailer. It is enough to watch the trailer. Because it’s about the same length as the trailer. Take a look at the "Batman's Dark Knight". From the beginning to the end, you change to grab, grab, and fight... Quite compact plot, high box office is also very natural, the impression of Batman The box office seems to be the third in Hollywood history, behind Avatar and Titanic. On the other hand, this imaginary action movie has become gorgeously transformed here, and the literary movie, father-son relationship has also been put on the screen. In today’s day when the whole world celebrates Mother’s Day, if you want to be sensational, you are better than your dad when you bring your mother up~~~ His mother never appeared from the beginning to the end, even his father is older in the video. Shout: Hey, the child is his mother, come and take the child away. What appeared was a male masturbation, a strong-looking male masturbation. Could it be ~~~ Poor Downey, there was a piece of clothes in his childhood clothes, and it must be printed on his chest: My Dads Love Me... The only few pitiful fighting scenes in this film, except for the last one, the duration of time Both are quite short. The final villain died at an extremely fast speed, and he was cajoling when he appeared on the scene, holding two charged whips, shaking on the ground twice when there was nothing to do, and he was not afraid of throwing his feet. The new weapon hit him is not as good as a slingshot, and the sound of a slingshot hitting steel should be louder than this. It’s just such a great B character, and he was wiped out in less than two minutes in the last appearance. The two made a tortoise wave. The big villain fell down~~~ The beauty of the male pig’s feet (not Scarlett) ), the second iron man said, "get a roof...get a room, right?" Nothing, the play is over, it's over, it's over, I'm going home, my brother is angry, a star, huh!

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Iron Man 2 quotes

  • [to Stark's birthday guests]

    Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: [in Mark II suit] I'm only going to say this once. Get out!

    [the guests leave in a panic]

    Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: [to Stark] You don't deserve to wear one of these. Shut it down!

  • Tony Stark: [lying drunk on the floor, having been blasted by War Machine] Goldstein.

    Adam Goldstein: [peeking up from behind laptop] Yes, Mr. Stark?

    Tony Stark: Give me phat beat to beat my buddy's ass to.

    ["Another One Bites The Dust" plays]