The trivial battle between good and evil

Lamont 2021-12-31 08:01:35

I just came back from the theater and experienced 3D IMAX for the first time. I have already experienced the ultimate of ordinary commercial movies. The ticket price is $11 + $1 service fee. When I walked into the theater, I found that except for me with a schoolbag, I was the blond little Lolita and Xiao Zhengtai who were under 10 years old—and their parents. This kind of film positioning PG level requires parents to accompany it is a good means of collecting money. The storyline is relatively low and young, and of course it is a story of the righteous side defeating heterogeneous evil. As a member of the naive and toothless graduate student who sneaked into the rear of US imperialism, I certainly watched it with gusto.

The outline of the story is that the bride Susan met with a meteorite that fell from the sky on the day of her wedding, and gained strange abilities by contacting the extraterrestrial energy element quantonium (quantonium?) on the meteorite. Then she was locked in a secret base and collected with a group of people. With the monsters together, the lonely people began to have subtle interdependence feelings (hello). One day Gallaxhar, an alien with tentacles who came to the earth to find the missing quantonium elements, appeared. The huge probe robot he sent invaded San Francisco SF. At this time, the US government decided on the Monsters vs Aliens plan, and everyone was finally released. Came out, and then heroically saved the people of San Francisco. Susan found out that his original fiancé was not a good husband who wanted to build a beautiful family with him at all, but a bastard who only cared about his own career when he became a stumbling block to his career. Just as she was looking at life again, Gallaxhar, who had gone out herself, caught her in her flying saucer. One more thing, this character is completely a replica of Buffidi, the magician in Dragon Ball. Not only is it alike in form and spirit, but the kuso scene that communicates with global humans through brain waves is also full of restoration "Don't panic, I came" Here in peace. And you will all die." In the last ninety-nine-ninety-one rounds of fighting wits and courage, the alien spaceship exploded, and the monsters triumphed in the warm welcome of the people. , Happy End.

The storyline of such a rib is naturally the product of DreamWorks’ aiming at the young age to market. It is somewhat similar to the 3D animation Bolt launched by Disney some time ago. It makes people feel a sense of distraction from heroism and the aesthetic fatigue of justice over the evil. The reason I see it higher is because I haven't had much contact with 3D animation before, and wearing weird 3D glasses is very cool. And this time the movie is more experimental. Many shots exist solely for the purpose of highlighting the visual effects of 3D technology. The friends in the same field screamed loudly (I personally think that the scene where the alien spaceship explodes at the end is completely acceptable. Do more shocking). This time I asked my classmates to go there and everyone was not very interested, so I took a bus for nearly an hour to the nearest IMAX theater. When I arrived, I got the last ticket sold on the spot. Even so, I still sat in the middle of the 7th row, which is a good position. It's strange that the attendance rate is less than 50%. Think about the Watchmen IMAX, which was basically full of theaters when it was released a week ago, and it turns out that the main consumer of movies is young people. The episode was that when a monster was defeated by an alien and passed out, a child cried accordingly, and the atmosphere was very good.

There are many kuso classic scenes inserted in the film, and all kinds of monsters have backgrounds. People who are familiar with science fiction classics will probably watch it very enthusiastically. The incompetent U.S. government was also mocked, especially the Mr. President. It was obvious that these scenes were laughter from adults, but when they were purely funny, they were childish laughter.

Overall, it's not bad, but I was a little disappointed, because the expectations were probably too high when I watched the promotion. In my heart, Kung Fu Panda is the supreme masterpiece of DreamWorks!

When I came back, I brought a pillow with a 50% discount on the original price of $10 at the nearby supermarket. I will feel better when I sleep at the office table in the morning. One problem I have always wondered is that I don’t know why the IMAX screen I saw in the US feels so much smaller than the IMAX screen I saw in Beijing... It’s really annoying.

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Extended Reading
  • Nick 2022-03-27 09:01:05

    mediocre. The only impression is that the Golden Gate Bridge is really solid.

  • Delmer 2021-12-31 08:01:35

    The bugs are very cute. Cartoons have always been inspirational and relaxing.

Monsters vs. Aliens quotes

  • Susan Murphy: But I'm not a monster! I'm just a regular person. I'm not a danger to anyone or anything!

    [accidentally hits a helicopter with her hand, causing it to crash]

    Helicopter Pilot: Don't let her get me!

    Susan Murphy: Sorry.

  • General W.R. Monger: We, er, had the prison psychologist redecorate your cell, try to keep you all calm like.

    [the cell has a small "Hang in there" poster with a kitten on]

    Susan Murphy: [on the verge of tears] But I don't want a poster. I want a real kitten, hanging from a real tree. I want to go home.

    General W.R. Monger: Oh. come on, little Debbie, please don't cry, it makes my knees hurt.