I think it is difficult to surpass Twilight.

Jess 2022-01-06 08:02:08

I'm speechless for being able to shoot vampires so badly.
The dark scene shot me dizzy. . . .
These weird weird people are not attractive
at all.
How does that little man, who looks like a vampire after death, looks more and more like the little monster in the Lord of the Rings. Really dizzy.

It is a miracle that someone like me who loves fantasy movies can score such a low score.
I want to make a vampire movie now, I think it is difficult to surpass Twilight. . . .
I want to make a sequel to such an unsightly film. It's too speechless.

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  • Britney 2022-04-24 07:01:16

    It's also a children's fantasy movie. Compared with that "Jack the Giant Killer", I don't know how much better it is.

  • Annabelle 2022-03-26 09:01:09

    Dark gothic style, some bad jokes. Weird plot, just to tell everyone: being human's not about what you are. it's about who you are

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant quotes

  • Evra the Snake Boy: [embarrassed after shaking Darren's hand and leaving some skin behind] Yeah. Shedding, huh. Itches like crazy. Uh, you should actually go wash your hand off before you get pinkeye.

  • Madame Truska: Why can't you just get a cell phone?

    Larten Crepsley: Because vampires don't need cellphones.