This is the most anticlimactic 18A movie I have ever seen. Serious spoilers!

Gabrielle 2022-01-08 08:02:21

Panning left and right Panning finally waited for the release of Piranha 3D. In view of the various bloody shots of Piranha 3D, which fully satisfied the elements of a cult, the expectation for this film was very high, until the film was halfway. I thought it had the potential to surpass the previous one, but I overestimated the screenwriting ability or budget.
For those who like horror movies, in order to get a glimpse of the beauty of this film, Nima did everything to rush to the vue premiere at 3:10 pm. I thought it would be overcrowded, but I did not expect to overestimate the British's horror movie. Love. There were only 6 people in the premiere on Friday. What was unexpected was that there was an old British grandmother who was about 70 years old (grandmother, if you are young, can be regarded as a curious little sister).
The beginning of the film is a piece of news, describing the first tragic situation that happened in Lake Victoria before, all kinds of dry up, PS, and also gave a close-up of the first bad boat that the protagonist did last. Then the film began, and the location took place in another place that was unmatched (Nima admired the piranha's swimming ability). The two men found cows by the lake at night and found that the cows were dead, but they didn’t expect the cows to return. Can move, why rice, it should be because there are fish laying eggs in the belly of the cow, it is conceivable that the two men became the first victims.
Well, it's daytime. The heroine is a pirated little Virgin (forgot the name). The summer vacation has begun. She returned to the small town where she lived when she was a child. When she came back, she found that his dad (should be) had an adult swimming party at home, and then opposed him. Ma’s pretending to be a Virgin, don’t tell me that you didn’t know you were shooting Piranha 3DD. Note that at this time there will be three beauties of various colors and cups of various colors.) His father is not a bird, he said that he waited for you to take it. Let's talk about the ownership of this pool. When night fell, the second female appeared, and her name was forgotten, so let's call her a fish farmer~. The fish cultivator is simply a sad woman. At night, I met the male third (feeding the fish), and then ran to the lake to flirt with him. The expert thought that the fisherman was doing his hand to foot, so he left in anger. But Su, a little fish has gotten in since Omani X, and since then, the name of the fish farmer belongs to her.
On the other hand, the black female SM, a good friend of the fish farmer, flirted with a man in the car by the lake. Unexpectedly, the black female SM had a heavy taste and liked SM. He tied a man to the table with handcuffs and started. All kinds of passions are ok. She accidentally hit the gas pedal and the motorhome drove directly into the water. The tragedy unfolded. The SM black woman fled to the roof of the car hurriedly. A certain man was tragically eaten by a piranha, but the SM black woman told You, you can't escape, only the question of death first and death second, because the car is sinking.
The two disappeared, and the next morning, the fish farmer vomited by the swimming pool. The virgin hostess chatted with a fish farmer by the lake, was attacked by piranhas, and fled to the ground. , I didn't expect that the piranha could jump to the ground, but Ke Su hadn't waited for the piranha to show off his power and was killed by the two women. Then the timid male protagonist (policeman) and the second male diaosi (pool worker) came to inquire. Then I found that the piranha was here, and drove to the biologist in the first part for help. In fact, I can't ask for much help. Finally, I said that this fish can actually get in through the tap water system, and then go to the plapla of every house and every household. . For the sake of everyone, the Virgin Mary personally went into the water to check the system, but did not expect to be attacked. But the second male diaosi was afraid of the water, so he didn't dare to go and rescue him, then the police male lead scolded Diaosi and dragged the female lead up and went back.
On the other hand, the fish farmer is in poor health, lying on the bed, and the fisherman is taking care of her by the side. Then the fish farmer said that he felt very uncomfortable and didn't want to die with the body of a virgin plapla, just fuck me. . . Then the fisherman died cool (actually the fisherman was handsome), and he rode up immediately. However, there was a small fish in the belly of a fish farmer one day (now it is a big fish). When the fish-feeding man was feeling good, he was bitten by the big fish and JJ was not letting it go. He still wants to practice Sunflower Collection). . . Then the fish farmer vomited all kinds of convulsions and fainted. When she (Nima's not dead) woke up, she turned on the light and found a piece of JJ. . And the fish-feeding man with a knife. Then immediately ran to the hostess who had just returned and asked for help, and took it to the hospital.
Then the hostess was so tired after a busy day, she soaked in the bathtub and fell asleep. Unexpectedly, the evil little fish came out again, coming out of the tap, and then all kinds of random drilling, you know. . . Finally, the woman advocated opening her eyes, and a big fish came head on. . Then the heroine woke up, it was a dream. . . .
Then. It's the beginning of the unfinished business. . . It's useless to say more, the plot will be bad to death later. The tomato sauce is pitiful, even the various broken limbs and the number of people in the pool are not as good as the first one, the fish school is small, and the acting skills of the various groups are poor. The background music Nima is actually a warm movie, Nima's you are a spoof movie, you think you are screaming. The only bright spot is that the child was to be decapitated. . .
If you can get 7 points in the first half, you can't get 1 point in the second half. Seeing the second half is so uncomfortable, the appetite in the front is so high, and seeing the second half I just want to hit the screen. . The plot is a memory, if there is something wrong, please refer to the content of the film yourself.

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  • Deron 2022-03-26 09:01:09

    So weird. . . . Xiaoyuer got into her sister's xx. . . . . My sister couldn't help but love her brother. . . . Brother's little dick goes in. . . . . So from the palace. . . . . . .

  • Sigrid 2022-03-26 09:01:09

    Too stupid and too punctual. .. And, D what D ah, G okay. .. ps. It's time for Junji Ito to continue. .. "I really don't understand what that fish went through before biting off the chicken!" by Miss Li Kui

Piranha 3DD quotes

  • Ashley: [referring to Shelby] She's afraid to have sex cause her slutty cousin gave birth to a flipper baby.

  • Mr. Goodman: [checks how many hits his video has] Ha! Eleven million hits, take that Laughing Diarrhea Baby!