if you serious you lose

Jannie 2022-01-08 08:02:21

If the first half of the film is four stars, the second half of the film is one star. Since the first one is not bad, I will give it to three stars~

The first half of the film is really good. The boyfriend is enough to whet people's appetite. In the middle part of the scene where the heroine and her good friend Shelby (SB?) are attacked by piranhas on the bridge and dance together, I think the story begins to go downhill. Nima's fish bouncing skill is so good, he jumped directly from the water and ran towards the heroine. And when SB had sex with her boyfriend, the piranha ran out of SB’s belly and bit the man’s jb. The man cut off the jb. Although the plot is very unreal, I still like it. This paragraph. The most troubling thing starts with the opening of the adult swimming pool. I wonder if the director has changed from here, and whether the new director has already taken a spoof mentality to shoot this should be the most exciting part. Not to mention everyone running around calmly in the water, howling artificially, inferior stumps and broken arms and red paint dangling obstructively. What is the purpose of the lifeguard of Nima, Director, Are you here to be funny? When the hostess jumped to the pool to save someone, he asked for help from the handsome second man, handsome guy, even if you are greedy for money, you don’t see you being timid, just let you pull the hostess up, see what you are afraid of, the hostess in front When you were besieged by piranhas, didn't you still bravely go into the water to save her? Is it for the convenience of a dick? I won’t say anything about the dick, he looks gay and behaves very silly! Director, are you sure that you are not looking for a small receiver? The heroic fat black brother in the first movie also appeared in this movie. Hey~ I really think there are piranhas wherever he goes. Isn’t you too attractive~ This movie has too many complaints. The second male and female stepfather died too badly. Screenwriter, can you use your brain! ! ! Hey~ But after watching it, you know that you don’t want to be too serious, because this film is serious and you will lose! ! !

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  • Adell 2022-03-25 09:01:14

    A model in a bad movie, I suspect the director is the boy whose head was gnawed off, one star for those shaking mm

  • Coralie 2022-03-26 09:01:09

    Disgusting, all kinds of blood, organs, exposure~~ insincere big bad movie

Piranha 3DD quotes

  • Ashley: [referring to Shelby] She's afraid to have sex cause her slutty cousin gave birth to a flipper baby.

  • Mr. Goodman: [checks how many hits his video has] Ha! Eleven million hits, take that Laughing Diarrhea Baby!