Sparrow becomes a phoenix inferior version

Garth 2021-12-31 08:01:43

From the very beginning, the movie was full of low-level, boring, exaggerated and massive plots. The whole movie wanted to become a century classic, but in the end it turned into an inferior Chinese packaging version of Mahjong and Phoenix.

Trying to be all Asians, but forcing everyone in the play to speak English accents, causing a serious sense of conflict throughout the play. If you can bring in Chinese, you will deliberately cater to foreigners and use English instead of Chinese. The messy and messy ratio between Cantonese and Mandarin is unbearable, just like a purebred person who wants to be a mixed race with a swollen face for profit.

The whole film has no "rich manhood" at all, it is completely evil, small-time gold-worship party face, the whole film is full of this chaotic atmosphere of wanting to react foreigners and discriminating against their own Chinese, while hating foreigners but full of American style The packaging thinks that he is a Chinese movie that promotes Chinese culture, but his inferiority is alive and inflated.

Displeased by a restaurant waiter who thinks a word or two from Chinese? Then buy the entire restaurant.

Unhappy husband cheating? Then move back to your remaining 14 buildings.

Want to have a banquet? Then twenty makeup teams and twenty sets of dresses are for you.

Every party includes the top floor, the mansion, and the sailing hotel

Laughing, rich people also need to have private space. There are also simple and simple weddings that invite familiar relatives. There are people who are respectable. Every "rich" inside is filled with dung, and throwing money is like throwing gold paper. You don't have to cherish your own property and stretch out your hands all over the ground, and your behavior and behavior are all out of your mind.

And the worst thing in the movie is the hero and the heroine, who insists on pretending to be high among these people, causing the two to behave strangely. The heroine claims to have a master degree in economics from Harvard, but the IQ of the whole story is dropped and choked by the other's mother. After less than a few words, I really feel that this woman’s academic qualifications were bought back. At first, the heroine was clearly as rich as a pug, but in the middle of the movie, she turned into a mother's cancer again, and she said she didn’t care. Money and status, I really want to explode this hypocritical woman.

The male protagonist does not have the domineering aura of a rich man at all. Super passersby don’t say that Ma Bao is always weak in behavior, completely a routine of low IQ and little white face, and there is no particularly big plot and behavior that makes people like this protagonist. The whole plot It is also focused on the wedding of friends, but in the later stage, the focus is forced to turn to the actor. The whole scene is ridiculous, making the whole plot become very rigid, turning into a domineering president who falls in love with you and looks like a passerby version.

The main plot is vulgar and ridiculous, without a surprising turn. The plot of the movie becomes like a group of kindergartens. Suddenly they all won the lottery together and decided to have a wedding. That’s why the movie content was born. One of the children decided to copy all the plots of the whole movie <>, and then put every plot on the Internet to find all kinds of expensive things, every place was full of performances, and then he helped himself to post that he is a rich man Tag of.

I want chicken soup to preach, but I keep shaking your face with a bunch of banknotes, making the audience disgusting and disgusting, the bones and behavior of white people, and then deliberately let a group of Chinese come to perform such a performance, without feelings and emotions, I want to pretend to be rich But it was a dung tyrant who wanted to pretend to be a princess and turned out to be the cancer of the Virgin Mary. After watching for two hours, I felt like I was raped, and I was crazy enough to get rid of dozens of streets.

Two stars for US dollars that were wasted and burned

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Extended Reading
  • Lonzo 2022-03-24 09:01:47

    Indeed, as most of the reviews describe, this is a "Black Panther" that belongs to the yellow-American race, but compared to the almost hysterical ethnic demonization of "Black Panther", this film still achieves self-awareness to some extent (at least On the premise that it can be implemented in the real world), of course, such remarks as "Zhu Haowei took over the 25-year baton of "The Joy Luck Club" are naturally jokes (he can't even tell what a Chinese situation is, and the whole article only has The insanely vague earth-cannon-style Asian money spectacle), the aesthetics of the whole work is not much higher than that of Guo Jingming, the satisfaction it brings is only based on the skin color caused by the self-abasement, rather than putting oneself in the shoes. True feelings (it is estimated that the creators who have already been assimilated are unable to discover it at all), in the final analysis, this is just a "banana movie".

  • Velda 2022-03-27 09:01:06

    The opening quote "Napoleon described China as a sleeping lion" is actually an unbeautiful falsehood. According to Yang Ruisong's research, what Napoleon said was never "sleeping lion" but "sleeping", describing the backwardness of the Qing state as if it was sleeping, destined to be surpassed by the active countries in the Far West; Wu Shi Bao took this statement and used it in his English report, and Liang Rengong took Zeng's report and used it in his Chinese paper. Fang added the word "lion" for the first time, but the context was Lao lion: a head is about to be delivered A slaughtered beast. The question is, a Western slander with such a negative allusion, but after skipping a few folds in the middle and pointing directly at Napoleon, it has become a catchy gilded chant by the Chinese. Why? If you understand this answer, you can understand what role this film played when it came out today in 2018.

Crazy Rich Asians quotes

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