My game, my turf, my rules

Alessia 2021-10-13 13:05:49

Do you know what is the biggest temptation of zombie movies? That is, when you are squirming and crowding in the crowds of the subway, you can imagine how empty and decadent this place will become when an army of zombies sweeps the world. When you are in a prosperous supermarket, facing all kinds of businesses with a variety of prices, carefully calculating those things that can be thrown into the basket to take home to enjoy, you can imagine the world where zombies are rampant, you can escape to build a fortress here, Feel free to toss and meet completely strange guys-some may be dangerous, some may be crazy, some may be cute...

It seems that both zombie movies and vampire movies are kind of offbeat B-level movies (at least vampire movies before "Twilight" are basically), but they are completely different in their bones: whether it takes place in a big city or a small town, no matter what How lonely the protagonist looks. Vampire movies are actually lively, full of human scents, desires, or gorgeous or glamorous or noble backgrounds; zombie movies are the nightmare of the lonely and paradise, only the question of life and death, only the fear of doomsday Reconciliation, because it is dirty, chaotic, ugly, cruel and realistic, few women love zombie movies.

Romero’s authentic zombie movies were originally not popular, and they are not popular now, but they are new zombie movies, such as the action movies of "Resident Evil" that have more features than zombie movies, or the melting spoof of "Zombie Sean" The new zombie comedy, featuring irony of current affairs, love and life dilemmas, is very popular. "Zombie Land" can be regarded as the American director's response to "Zombie Shaun". This Ruben Frescher used the basic settings of the zombie film as the background, and then added the favorite ingredients of the masses. Cooking with fire and cooking, it turned a rough zombie movie into the delicate and gentle of an independent drama. The humor of the egg and the warmth of the egg make it really a corpse but not stiff, but a tangy taste.

Hardcore fans of zombie movies may think that "Zombie Land" is too soft and not vigorous enough. Although it showed the beautiful scene of the world and the whole people are corpses, it also followed the traditional "Be a man, don't be a corpse". The three major disciplines and eight points of attention to education tell us that if zombies want to form a good society without humans and no ugliness (meat! Flesh! Meat!), what kind of negative resistance will be meaninglessly obstructed; To sum up: flesh but innocence, blood but not fishy. And soon, the problem of how to deal with adult zombies invaded by singles was replaced by the problem of getting along with people, and their endless road stories-in the meantime, the boring surviving humans have repeatedly molested the dining area, which is the big road on the road. The crowd of innocent zombies chewing, the masses have great opinions-the perverted uncle, the pure and pure, the hot lady, and the elf girl formed a zombie land tour group. There are troubles everywhere, but they did not fall into the search for equipment like "Resident Evil" → The tedious process of killing miscellaneous soldiers→upgrading→killing bosses→clearing levels. The tour group went to Hollywood to pay homage to Bill Murray, the god of comedy. It was a remake of the cheap comedy. Seeing that Zhengtai killed the great god Bill as a zombie by mistake, everyone "buried" the corpse with joy and seriousness. I almost shed tears of joy and emotion: How caring is the director, knowing that we have always dreamed of seeing idols, talking about each other, and then occupying the house and destroying others, let me spread the ultimate dream of wild in Hollywood!

Oh, of course there must be love, otherwise, what is the difference between a human being alive and a zombie-I'm sorry, it's a salted fish! Zombies also have feelings, otherwise, why do you want to chase two beautiful girls? For example, the uncle's love for Twinkie, such as Taimei's love for her own sister, such as Zhengtai's love for Taimei: This is how the zombie movie with love should be, the zombies are all dead and the characters are alive. The drama of the simple little Zhengtai chasing Taimei in an independent drama is not foolish, and it can really make a person's little heart sweet and sour. Let alone vulgarity, the original zombie film is directly by Lu Zite, no one will take out the storytelling twist of the Coen brothers to make a zombie film. Besides, at the end, the uncle fought against the zombies but did not die. The fetish Twinkie finally appeared, and did not fall into the dead end of the supporting role. The protagonist rushed to the end of the world in the sunset (er, not the end of the world community). In particular, the details of the two little girls starting a car molesting are too big, which makes people feel that there is love and affection at the end.

In the land of zombies, where people are extinct and thousands of mountains and birds are extinct, people are still in charge, adventure, escape, joy, and love are in charge. What a harmonious, warm and beautiful place. Dear girl, take your sister, take your machete, drive that Hummer, come here with me to travel.

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Extended Reading
  • Nico 2022-03-23 09:01:07

    With trust and dreams. . . Why are you still stunned? Hurry up and chase it.

  • Annabelle 2022-03-23 09:01:07

    The most fun zombie movie I've seen since "Shaun the Zombie" is very creative, full of joy, and a lot of fun. I especially like Woody's weird rudeness and arrogance. Killing zombies is really full of tricks. But on the whole it is not strong enough. The plot is too scattered, and of course it can’t reach the awesome level of "Zombie Shaun"...Look at people playing so many tricks on such a small film as zombies, but our world-famous martial arts film Already going to the end.

Zombieland quotes

  • Columbus: [Columbus and Wichita are drinking wine] 1997. Was that a good year?

    Wichita: Yeah! 1997 was a great year! I saw my first R-rated movie... Anaconda. Got my first tattoo, a porpoise. Fake. Had my first kiss... Scotty Lynch.

    Columbus: Did you guys...

    [gestures with fingers]

    Columbus: ...use tongue?

    Wichita: [laughs] Maybe. Why, are you jealous of Scotty Lynch?

    Columbus: Yes. Actually, I think I'm jealous of your whole 1997. Let me see... I think... 1997 I had my first orthodontist appointment... bastard gave me headgear... I got my first B...

    [Wichita laughs]

    Columbus: ...almost as scary as Anaconda... went to my first dance. Sadie Hawkins, so it was ladies' choice...

    [pauses]

    Wichita: And nobody picked you?

    Columbus: Well, it was ladies' choice.

    Wichita: [pauses in disbelief] ... No! Those bitches! No, I will not stand for this.

    [stands, offers Columbus her hand]

    Wichita: On behalf of all the eighth grade girls, I would like to dance with you.

    [Columbus looks at her, takes another swig of wine]

    Wichita: Don't worry. Scotty's old news.

  • Little Rock: Have you heard about Pacific Playland? There are no zombies there.

    Columbus: The amusement park?

    Little Rock: Yep!

    Tallahassee: That place totally blows!

    [Little Rock and Wichita shoot Tallahassee angry looks]

    Tallahassee: ... my mind. Just fun for the whole family.