Marvel is a bad company.
Of course, this is not to say that the products made by Marvel are bad, on the contrary, they are done too well. To say that Marvel is a bad company is like saying that Apple is a bad company. They are successful in all aspects, and the most important point of this success is to find a way to adapt to changes. The law of success, after the Apple mobile phone came out, all mobile phones would be like Apple, and after the Marvel universe came out, all superheroes would be like Marvel.
Oh, you might say that DC's Super Battling War is not like Marvel. How do you say, it's like those phones that don't resemble Apple at all. The idea is "Let's make a phone that is not Apple at all!" ", DC probably thought, "Let’s make a superhero brawl movie that is not Marvel at all!"
But even with such a rebellion, the starting point is still Apple and Man. Wei, in other words, they have become the basis of thinking. You can love him, hate him, spit on him, and hate him, but there is no way to ignore him, and the saddest thing is that such rebellion is often proved to be more Stupid.
Just like this "Dawn of Justice".
Zach Schneider, what should I say, what a huge potential stock of visual effects blockbuster once. There was a saying before, judging whether a director is a dick, it depends on whether the audience friends can recognize it by covering the name and playing a random piece of work. Vinci is dark and cold, Quentin plasma foot fetish, Vis Anders has terminal symmetry obsessive-compulsive disorder, even selling copies and JJ have ubiquitous explosions and glare. And Zach Schneider, how the port, the biggest style is probably that the script takes him to death, let’s see how perfect this piece of my brain is realized. Look at the heroes he filmed before, whether "300" or "Watchmen" or "Pretty Girls", is the story bad, super bad, is the movie good-looking, super invincible and good-looking, why, because of those super dicks The picture design and lens scheduling make you unable to take care of the story. The 300 super high-speed photography is cut by a hundred people, the watchman's thick oil red sauce cartoon dark wind, and the beautiful girl agent team’s steampunk girl team starts to kill the dragon. For the Nazis, the experience of watching movies is more than just opening the door to a new world, it simply tears down the walls of the new world.
However, a director who is such a awkward filmed "Dawn of Justice" in the end, which is like Chen Kaige's filming, ah, I was wrong. Chen Kaige's existence is itself a shame. One, two, three again, it’s like Stephen Chow went to film "Mermaid" after filming "Kung Fu". No matter how successful the box office is, it will not stop being nailed to the pillar of shame, wearing the Elizabethan circle, and engraving on the coffin board. The children and grandchildren were laughed at by the classmates, saying that it was the fate of his grandson who made that silly movie.
Of course, I know that directors, Hollywood commercial film directors, especially Hollywood commercial film directors, do not have much choice. Faced with investors like Long Live and changing a punctuation mark will kill your fans of the original. The only thing I can do is probably to make an egg to pay tribute to a pot of stew and show a soulless smile. And the failure of Mr. Zach was that when cooking this pot of stew, the Marvel routine, who was eager to collect money, had pitted all the strengths, and the shortcomings that should be exposed were also a tragedy that was completely exposed.
Let’s review Marvel’s success: hot-selling products are bundled and sold in packages, single-player movie series are linked to each other, and finally back to the stove for the second time into the Avengers’ chaos. The economic depth sells meat and rot, and what I think is the most fresh back then is to shoot science fiction films as comedies and restore heroes to adults.
What about "Dawn of Justice"?
Bundled sales, yes, but the bundles are all unlisted semi-finished products (click a few folders to start building the DC universe? The only flash you know is not the flash in the TV series? Exscuse me?) Movie linkage, yes, just linkage The problem is that the charm of the film itself is extremely limited. As the first shot, the mass base is compared with Marvel’s "Iron Man", which has the same steel prefix. It is not kneeling and calling Dad. The difference is the difference between lying down and called the ancestor. Selling meat and selling rot, yes, super bats can be regarded as a good old friend that the people like to see, but in addition to Batman inexplicably having a spring dream or SM-level YY himself was kidnapped and confined by Superman to touch his chest ( It’s true.) There’s really no sparks other than that, the last second was in the bathhouse play pinching all over the floor (it’s really not missed) The next second is because it’s a coincidence, your mom and my mom are both called Wang Guihua, hey, it will be soon Good friends don’t take it and rush out, hammer the wall and tangled up, saying, God, why does he have an inexplicable impulse while he hates him so much, ah, ah, I hate myself like that. It is said that there is no love for no reason and no hate for no reason. This movie is good. Both sides are occupied. Why is Batman so upset with Superman? The only thing I can tell from the movie is: 1. He blasted my building when he was fighting monsters! 2. When people have nightmares, they are scared by him! 3. The most important thing is, you see the added value of this person every time being a good person is so high, the demolition of the building explodes, saves one and sacrifices a hundred! That's not right!
The first one is too stupid, and the second one is too silly, so the third one is a good reason for worrying about the country and the people. To be honest, at the beginning I also felt that someone finally cared about the ordinary American people who were bombed every day in the Super British movie. You have a conscience from this perspective. At the same time, I am also very curious that a movie is bound to be demolished and exploded in the end. Klang, and Batman is bound to demolish buildings with Superman and explode. The unlucky people are dead people. How can this problem be solved this time?
As a result, the director hired two passers-by and shouted four lines: "What should I do with Superman Batman and the electric light monster!" "It doesn't matter that the area has been evacuated in advance!" Boom the entire island!" "It doesn't matter that the island is an uninhabited island!"
I really...thank you.
And in the end, Mr. Zach himself, unfortunately, didn’t intend to engage in a sense of humor at all, and because the script has never been emphasized, the characters are surprisingly low this time. It feels like the director waved his hand and the characters should be three-dimensional. With some psychological shadows, you can kill a relative or friend at random and then kill endless memories. There is no characterization that cannot be solved by one relative. If there is, then two are dead.
Then the villain, hey, I can't stand I like curly hair so much, the character is so stupid. Please read with me the rules for shaping the villain: 1. The stronger the villain, the more precious the victory of the hero; 2. The starting point for the villain to do evil must conform to his own values, that is, to think that he is righteous; 3. The life of the villain must be with the hero Mutual mapping means that both of us have suffered similarly, but because you have memorized the eight honors and eight shames, I don’t have it, so you go to heaven and I go to jail. This way.
Almost none of the curly-haired Luther took up. First of all, he is a weak chicken with a very weak mouth. The so-called bad thing is to tie a girlfriend first and then tie a mother. Secondly, he yelled for a long time that aliens are a big threat. An alien zombie and he didn’t even intend to control it for himself. In the end, there was no character history, no human details, except for the father who survived in the two lines, we have no idea about a rich, young and handsome boy. Why do upstarts in science and technology bother to do evil, and friends, so rich and free, why not try DNF?
As for the ones that are not like Marvel, sigh, translated into "Innovation is troublesome, let's copy Nolan's successful case." As a result, a surreal and invincible alien technology monster is entangled with political corruption, African turmoil, and the dark and realistic crimes of human trafficking. The chaos of the world view directly caused the director to be unable to continue to open his new world brain. Even the best special effects are very awkward. Most of the time, you have seen the flying in the sky and chaos on the ground a hundred times elsewhere. Boom, close combat depends on beating, fists to the flesh. Iron Man, Dragon Ball, Avengers, Dark Knight, Invincible Hulk, 007 Skyfall Crisis and Ghost Party, my mother loves me again, you can see countless shadows in this movie, but you can’t see Zach Schneider. The tempo of the whole film is very different. The black and black color grading in 3D led to the bad viewing effect. Coupled with the director's dying dick, it is probably the legendary one.
And I actually thought about so many and none because it’s so boring. You can’t tell which places are pee spots, because every minute except for explosions and fights seems to be pee spots, and explosions and fights last for seconds. Clocks are all routines. I can accept Superman vs. Batman, Iron Man vs. Captain America, and even Captain vs. Constantine, Deadpool vs. Hellboy, but I don’t want to see all of the above are the same recipe and the same taste. No matter how good it tastes, I would prefer to have a bite of shit-flavored chocolate instead of eating chocolate-flavored shit every day. The reason why this world is interesting is that he has a messy but wonderful diversity of species, and the movie world can also prove it. If DC wants to take up the other half of the Manga Super League, it probably needs less routines and more sincerity.
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