Still so crazy

Jeanne 2022-01-09 08:01:32

Still so crazy.

Love and death

My father has a small piece of land

Then he took out a palm-sized lawn. The neighbor asked him if he could sell the land, but he said he would not sell it.

"He has always wanted to build a house on it. Although he is a bit sick, I still love him very much."

(The size of the object is different from usual: such as the big fruit in the Science City, and the big breast in the sex book, here is a very small house) and everyone is used to it.

Mentally and physically

Someone buys popcorn during the war

The dead person stood up and chatted and asked the protagonist to help return the engagement ring because of taxes

Country Idiots Conference

The hostess's husband died and immediately asked a few other people to eat

To assassinate Napoleon, the protagonist complains to the audience

It was too difficult to assassinate Napoleon. First, it was immoral to assassinate, and secondly, he was too small to hit.

Mr. Francisco, my belt is loose, can you come and help me hold my chest

Napoleon competed with Brits on desserts, and wanted Napoleon pastries to be developed faster than Wellington beef (work hard on trivial things)

Keep repeating what the other person said

kiss Me

What do you want

Number eight

Number eight is two numbers four, number four is still very easy

You can’t hit someone with a bottle, you can only pretend to keep hitting your wife, and knock your wife unconscious.

When Napoleon was assassinated, Napoleon fainted. At this critical moment, they began to discuss moral issues (the audience was not in a hurry), and then they made a cut to continue the conversation.

Crazy chat with Dostoevsky’s character in prison

"The neighbor is Rasknikov who killed two old men"

They heard it from the Karamazov brothers

Finally, dance with the god of death and leave

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Extended Reading
  • Kole 2022-03-27 09:01:14

    #Watching Notes# 1567 Early Woody and Woody, wonderfully absurd, nonsensical and speculative. Religion, death, war, and all kinds of philosophy. In the later period, the joke of body language was completely abandoned, which is a pity.

  • Lue 2022-03-25 09:01:14

    Seeing the joyous swirling dance with Death and the already chaotic love relationship, I realized that love and death are nothing but reincarnation. But why the old man's movies are not so spicy and funny anymore?

Love and Death quotes

  • Second: [to both Boris and Count Inbedkov] Starting back to back, on my signal you will walk ten paces, turn and fire. Is that clear?

    Inbedkov: Of course.

    Boris: Of course.

    Second: Good luck. And God be with you both.

    Boris: [to God] You listening?

  • Boris: Oh, if only God would give me some sign. If He would just speak to me once. Anything. One sentence. Two words. If He would just cough.

    Sonja: Of course there's a God! We're made in His image!

    Boris: You think I was made in God's image? Take a look at me. You think He wears glasses?

    Sonja: Not with those frames.