If "Lust Caution" is played by Faye Wong

Thomas 2022-01-08 08:03:49

If Faye Wong comes to play Wang Jiazhi, the story will be devastatingly changed due to the following 8 things:

1. Kuang Zhiming’s Patriotic Drama Club was eventually changed to an underground rock band, otherwise Wang Jiazhi would not be attracted.

2. Wang Jiazhi pretends to be Mrs. Mai and mixes into Mr. Yi’s house. It will become extremely dangerous because she is always distracted, in a daze, and cannot enter the role. Mrs. Yi first suspected her. Mr. Yi was not because of Mrs. Mai’s charming eyes, but because of her. Lost for no reason and fell in love with Mrs. Mai.

3. Mr. Yi will find that family expenses are seriously exceeding the standard, because Wang Jiazhi always takes Mrs. Yi to the Central District of Hong Kong for shopping. It is far from going to a tailor shop to make cheongsam. Not to mention, a LV bag alone costs tens of thousands. (This is also the reason why Mr. Yi moved back to Shanghai in embarrassment overnight)

4. Ang Lee would cry, because after the plot reached Wang Jiazhi again pretending to be Mrs. Mai and mixing into Yijia, he could no longer develop. Wang Jiazhi played mahjong at Yijia every day. Reluctant to think of Shu, no matter how Mr. Yi hinted, Wang Jiazhi's attention was always on mahjong, and he could not get off the table.

5. Mr. Yi could not find Wang Jiazhi when she returned to the secret apartment, because she was out of sight, and she always sneaked in as a female housekeeping worker, and disappeared after cleaning the house.

6. In the Japanese tatami room, Mr. Yi listened to Wang Jiazhi’s song "The End of the World" no longer, but "the corners of his eyes and eyebrows are not a misunderstanding." What Mr. Yi shed was not tears, but ear oil. In the end he was shameless. Present flowers and ask for signatures.

7. All fans who want to watch "Lust" instead of "Caution" will collapse, because all sex scenes will turn into a bright moon outside the window.

8. Mr. Yi will eventually die. When he sent the brilliant diamond ring to Wang Jiazhi, Wang Jiazhi said: "Why do you want to give it away, I won't buy it myself?" Mr. Yi vomited blood to death on the spot.

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  • Jermain 2022-03-17 09:01:06

    Wang Leehom is the biggest failure

  • Fredy 2022-04-24 07:01:17

    Revisited it again yesterday with my boy and watched wow wow. It's so sad, Jiashanbei is in tears, Lang, we two are one heart. It's all the helplessness in life that you can't do. Life is too hard, I want to find silly Baitian to make me forget my worries.

Lust, Caution quotes

  • Mr. Yee: The people I associate with are those with high reputations.