Peeping, paranoid, love and hate after failing to train innocent youth

Dennis 2022-01-11 08:01:27

Since I was young, I have had a vaguely favorable impression of Keanu. My facial features are good and my body shape when fighting in black in The Matrix looks like a game CG. It is simply a far-sighted and not playable existence~ But in him In the quiet days, I basically forgot about him, until after watching some comments on this movie, I learned more about him and became more curious, so I chose this one in the recent movie.

Because the original positioning of the movie is an action movie, the story of the magic horse has been thoroughly clean in the introduction, so the comrades who rushed to the story must be disappointed. Of course, some of the lines in it should be able to give people ideological enlightenment, but I am dull by nature, and I feel unclear and sigh with emotion.

Seeing that the film reviews recommended on the homepage wrote that "writing film reviews also requires film knowledge", the film should be analyzed from the perspective of the scene, the acting skills and other factors. And I’m just a chasing foodie and an unscrupulous nympho, and occasionally there is no lower limit. The following text is written by me brazenly and unprofessional. It lists some basic love scenes that I can think of. Maybe Please pay attention to blind objects.

Tiger, the protagonist in the movie, is a positive and positive young man. In addition to delivering the express delivery, he also works hard to learn English and Tai Chi, and his oral English and listening skills have left me more than a dozen blocks away. (When the faint female voice in the speaker said to him "face to the mirror?" I just wanted to say "Pardon"! But he understood! And he can communicate with the boss in fluent English afterwards! Interpreting is good for making money Why did you deliver the courier!) Boss Donaka caught a glimpse of his prominence for participating in a Chinese martial arts competition. The boss watched the game with multiple high-definition large screens and multiple lenses. When he saw the protagonist, he smiled evilly, and paused the screen switch on the protagonist’s unsightly face. He also zoomed in from multiple angles. When I saw this, I just thought about it. Four words-love at first sight! Not long after the movie opened, Boss solved a failed training that looked like Ruan Jingtian's cannon fodder, so he fell in love with the male protagonist and planned to “train the pure and loyal Tai Chi son into a vicious, merciless killer”. (Keanu’s description of the protagonist in the movie is full of emotions!!! Anyway, I feel that when a man uses "pure" to describe another man, it is not so "pure"...)

One day the protagonist received an invitation letter from the boss saying that he wanted to hire him as a security guard. An old man with the image of a cold noodle butler directly transported the protagonist in the imperial capital to the nest of the Hong Kong boss by private jet. In a room with glass on all sides, which is very suitable for peeping, the protagonist was caught off guard by a man who suddenly sprang from nowhere. Of course, the protagonist's halo blessed him and finally repaired the opponent severely. If I were the protagonist, I would be very angry when encountering such a thing. I would use my excellent martial arts skills to beat the boss fat and never contact me. But the protagonist is open-minded and feels that his experience is full of novelty, and he is still very happy, so he has established a good relationship with the boss.

In order to better monitor his prey, the boss installed cameras in the tiger's room, his parents' room, and the master's small ruined temple. (This way he can see the male protagonist's face 24 hours a day~) While watching the male protagonist's Chinese martial arts competition, the Boss uses money to tempt him, who is desperate to keep his master's workplace, to fight black punches. After a few black punches, the hero saved enough money and temporarily saved the master’s small ruined temple. I was seen by the supervising boss when I was high-fiving the female pig with eye-catching cockroach legs and eyelashes, who didn't know the meaning at all! ! ! Boss instantly became a little anxious, and took the male pig to Hong Kong to change to an open arena and let the two men beat him up in front of the audience. This fight scene is a bit strange. I actually used a 90s ballroom laser light, which blinded the protagonist’s dog’s eyes and blinded me. I felt it when I watched the two big guys beating the protagonist with disco-like figures. Subtle smile. When he was beaten like a bereaved dog, the boss said a word to the male pig in a condescending manner, causing him to completely abandon his adherence to the rules of martial arts. Afterwards, the protagonist turned into an unscrupulous person in pursuit of victory and broke a lot of people’s arms and legs~
and when the boss training was almost successful, the protagonist hit the master’s qigong wave and started shake.
Then the protagonist encounters the same situation as the cannon fodder man who was killed at the beginning of the movie. The cannon fodder man was stabbed to death by the boss on the spot, and although the boss was very angry with the male pig, he did not shoot him, but arranged for him a game with an Indonesian master. But the male pig awakened, he refused to compete with the Indonesian master, and pointed out that he would fight against the boss. Although the scene didn't play much in the end, the blackened Keanu is so handsome! ! !

In the end, the destroyed boss escaped with water. In order to fulfill his promise to fight with the protagonist, he ran all the way from Hong Kong to Beijing. He fought happily outside the protagonist’s master Xiaopo Temple, and the master hid aside and peeped. . Keanu stopped the protagonist several times and provoke him with a charming voice: show me……show me……(Limply) This fight shows that Keanu is still in good shape. He was stabbed in the stomach when the HP was only 30%, the protagonist triggered the ultimate skill, a move Black Dragon Wave to KO the handsome Keanu. Everyone who saw the scene of the landscape made a happy laugh~ At
this time, the master came out and helped the apprentice into his own little Po Taoist temple...Hey! There is a small hole in your apprentice's belly and he is bleeding! Don't you hit 120? ! Are you going to bandage yourself? ! There is also a big guy who has a lot of status and has contacts with politicians of all colors. He died in your temple, and he is lying on the ground now. Don't you care about it? ! Is it to show that people who practice Tai Chi are very open to everything? !

I thought the movie would end here, but I didn’t expect to film another one later! It's like throwing another dog poop on a finished clay sculpture! The final ending is very bloody, very red, very special and very retro. Does the female pig have this part of the gold master Seqian added on it! I don't want to mention it. It's like the protagonists in the novels I read about the fall of the festival, after solving their misunderstandings, they must roll the sheets once to show their completeness, superfluous! It's too late!

In addition, the lens of the movie is quite retro. When filming the Imperial Capital, it looks grayish, with the tones of the 90s movies. The shots of the Hong Kong scene are also not clear, the feeling of the Infernal Affairs period. Only when Keanu appeared on the leather sofa in the surveillance hut, it seemed that the built-in ps function suddenly became international.

Finally, I still like the two action scenes in the movie. One of the protagonists is Tai Chi with the master, and the other is the last battle with the boss. Because these two games have slow motion, I can see it more clearly. Orz can’t read it at other times. Orzzz.

Honestly, the movie is Samsung, but Keanu is very black. Handsome plus one star. Yes, in the face of beautiful young people and middle-aged people, I can abandon ethics.

My head hurts, just write it here, and think of something to change when I'm clear-headed.

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Extended Reading
  • Hyman 2022-04-24 07:01:17

    Reeves is a good actor but not a good director.

  • Everett 2022-03-31 09:01:06

    I really can't figure out what the mentality of 5 points is.

Man of Tai Chi quotes

  • Master Yang: You must meditate.

    'Tiger' Chen Lin Hu: Why?

    Master Yang: To clear your mind, guide your Chi and gain control.

    'Tiger' Chen Lin Hu: I have control.

    Master Yang: No, you have power not control.

    'Tiger' Chen Lin Hu: Power is control.

    Master Yang: That is an illusion.

    'Tiger' Chen Lin Hu: It is not an illusion... it's reality. I live in it, you don't. What I learn here I can't use out there.

    Master Yang: How can you use what you have not yet learned? Only when you've dispelled these illusions, will you find your way again.

  • Master Yang: The universe is blind to our pain and deaf to our sorrows. All things have their way.