College students were designed to participate in the horror live broadcast, and finally released the ancient evil god

Omari 2021-10-19 10:16:54

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Five years ago, in 2012, when the whole world was clamoring for the end, a film company made a special filming "House in the Woods" to make the audience feel the panic of the next doomsday.

The old owner of "House in the Woods" is Lionsgate. This company can be said to be a professional horror film producer. In the past two decades, it has produced a lot of classic horror films, such as "Horror Wax Museum", "Human Skin Inn", "Saw Horror", and "Alien".

The story is very routine from the beginning: a group of young men and women who have been dazzled by hormones, plan to spend the weekend in a hut off the beaten track. This group of people must include:

A gentle and beautiful heroine of a good girl, a sexy and sensual bad girl blonde girlfriend, a handsome boy with well-developed limbs, a sledgehammer, a mature and rational gentleman, a gentleman, and a babble, Ma.

Three men, two women, five people, two couples and one dog.

This five-person team battle standard was first invented by "Ghost Man" and later became a common routine in horror movies.

According to international practice, this pedestrian road must pass a dilapidated gas station, and then encounter a cruel-looking station owner, and receive an unclear warning.

After arriving at their destination, they will definitely see a small ruined house, and then find a mysterious cellar, half-covered, containing a pile of old objects.

Then everyone instantly owed their IQ, and started to do something about these things. The good girl had no intention of summoning the zombie family, the protagonist group went to receive the lunch one after another, only the good girl survived to the end.

You thought the story really ended like this, so naive young man!

Attentive audiences have long discovered a lot of cryptic foreshadowing.

For example, the surveillance personnel who first appeared in the movie, such as Asuka and died on an invisible barrier, or the mysterious group of scientific researchers.

You guessed it, this story is far less simple than it seems on the surface.

When five young people were forced to take their IQ off the assembly line, a terrifying live broadcast had already begun. This mysterious organization has all the tools to manipulate this small piece of the world. They are excited to bet on what monsters this group of young people will summon in the end.

Just when the heroine was about to be knocked out by the zombie, the bloody little horse jumped out and saved the heroine. Xiao Ma led the heroine into the base of the mysterious organization. The alien heroine Ripley jumped out behind the scenes, explained the ins and outs, and wanted to forcefully brainwash the two protagonists.

It turns out that there is an ancient evil god in the world, and this evil god needs human flesh and blood sacrifices to satisfy himself, otherwise it will destroy the world. In order to maintain world nuclear peace, the mysterious organization will regularly send out various monsters to kill some young people to meet the requirements of the evil gods.

However, the good girl and Xiao Ma didn't sacrifice the high-level consciousness of the ego to save the world, and let the ancient evil gods break through the ground.

Seeing this, have you noticed that this is actually a horror film with a counter-terrorist routine!

Why do young couples love to drill into the woods in the middle of the night to applaud for love? Because the audience wanted to see a large scale, the mysterious organization released aphrodisiac smoke.

Why did the witty Sledgehammer suddenly drop his IQ and let everyone split up? Because the audience wanted to watch monsters kill people, the mysterious organization sprayed a little stupid spray to make everyone stupid.

Why did Xiao Ma not die when he dropped the connection halfway? Because in a horror movie, there must be a character who will die halfway and then come back.

This character is so brilliant! I must tell everyone about it. At the beginning, many viewers thought that Brother Xiao Ma was a silly cannon fodder who smoked marijuana, but finally realized that he was the real full-level boss.

First, the blonde asked Mr. Ma, has the society fallen apart?

Xiao Ma said: Society is cohesive, everything is recorded and archived on the Internet, we can locate anyone at will, society needs to be separated, but people do not have the courage.

If you think about it, you will find that Xiao Ma wisely pointed out the problems of the network society. People are getting closer together, more afraid of leaving the group, and more restricting and imprisoning themselves.

Secondly, Xiao Ma reported that the situation was not right for the first time. He tried to prevent the heroine good girl from chanting the spell, but he failed. Then he discovered that there was a problem with Jin Jin and Brother Hammer, the conservative blonde suddenly became slutty, and Brother Xueba Hammer suddenly became confused.

Third, Xiao Ma not only succeeded in counter-killing, but also dismembered the zombies with a small shovel. He found the hidden camera, cracked the elevator switch, and led the heroine into the mysterious organization.

Maybe it's because of marijuana smoking and antibodies, this guy is simply a savvy, observant, and superior fighter!

You may have all discovered that the entire movie "House in the Woods" is a mockery of the development status of the horror film industry. From the large-scale side ball to the familiar killing mode, this modelization has allowed us to form a mindset.

The mass-produced monsters are the masterpieces of both the film company and the audience. Our love for horror films seems to reveal something deep in our hearts. The film company amplifies this kind of thing, and the desires of both parties become a streamlined operation. The current status of the horror film industry.

By the way, this movie really ridiculed the thrillers from all over the world. I will give you a few examples at random.

1. The Stockholm branch failed. Everyone knows that the Swedes don't speak well. This refers to the horror film "Don't Go In" shot in Sweden in 2008, which was a sensation and rave reviews at the time. The producer said that the failure refers to the fact that "Don't Go In" has broken away from the common routines of horror films and broke the convention. 2. The Japanese have never failed. This is to say that Japanese horror films are indeed thrilling enough, and they are very popular all over the world. It also paved the way for the failure of Japanese sacrifices in the future. 3. In 1998, there was a problem in the chemistry department. This stalk may come from the "Resident Evil" series of movies, a metaphor for the 98 raccoon city incident. According to the sacrifice logic of "The Cabin in the Woods", the Raccoon City incident can be explained as the sacrifice failed and the protagonist Gil ran away, causing the "tyrant" of the ancient giant tribe to be released. 4. A Rubik's Cube elevator filled with monsters from all over the world. This scene can be called a classic shot. Countless monsters are locked in the elevator, and the elevator can move up and down. 5. Forever survivor-alien heroine Ripley. This long-term survivor of the alien series unintentionally formed a horror film setting, that is, women must be the one who survives to the end, and "The Surviving Girl" is a movie made with this stalk.

That so-called ancient evil god is nothing else, just us in front of the screen.

What is the relationship between the ancient evil god and the mysterious organization? Isn't that the relationship between the audience and the producer.

In order to meet the audience's demand for horror films, the producers must arrange for some young people to die each year, otherwise the audience will become angry. When the audience becomes angry, it is not for the producers that the ancient evil god wants to destroy the world. After all, this black humorous self-deprecation and ridicule is the central idea of ​​the film.

Therefore, everyone in front of the screen should reflect on why they are being targeted by selling movies?

Finally, a small science popularization is included.

The types of monsters that appear in "Lodge in the Woods" are very complete. There are 34 types on the official small whiteboard. The types collected in the elevator are even richer. In addition to classic characters such as giants, aliens, and the shining twins, they even include the KKK They are all in the bag.

Because there are too many monsters, I will pick a few typical ones to introduce to you. Actually because of laziness

01 Lord of Hell

Speaking of Mensao, maybe no one can compare to the Lord of Hell. In the film, the man who looks at the heroine with affection and shyness is actually a murderous madman.

The prototype of the Lord of Hell comes from the nail head in the classic horror film "Raising Ghosts and Eaters". In "The Cabin in the Woods", the nails are replaced with sawtooths, and the Rubik's Cube becomes an organ ball.

The lord of hell will hang people upside down and use a circular saw to divide the body. The most frightening thing is that the victim will not die if he is mutilated. The lord of hell will transform him into a monster like himself.

Not only that, the Lord of Hell can also read memories, create hallucinations, and harvest souls, just like Satan. He was released from the ball. If you want to stop his killing, you can only find a way to reverse the machine ball and get him back into the ball.

02 Sugar Plum Fairy

Many people are obsessed with this original monster Sugar Plum Fairy, this light and elegant little girl has her face on her mouth.

When the fairy turned his head, his soul trembled three times.

Fairy Sugar Plum's face, fangs and teeth, layered on top of each other, is similar to the lamprey. The identity of this murderous ballerina is similar to that of the ballerina in the movie "Tie Qing".

It is worth mentioning that the name of "Sugar Plum Fairy" is taken from Tchaikovsky's famous song "Dance of Sugar Plum Fairy". I don't know if his old man knows whether he will shout angrily from the decaying coffin.

03 Mermaid

The Western mermaid originated from the siren siren in Greek mythology. She confuses the mind of sailors with her singing on the sea, causing countless boats to die in the sea.

The male fish in the film is based on the 1954 horror film "Black Lake Demon", but this product has not inherited the beauty of its ancestors, but is very similar to the image of the "deep diver" in the myth of Cthulhu.

The male fish move slowly on the shore, swinging forward on the abdomen and tail, with great strength, a mouth of fangs, it is fragrant to eat, and when the prey is swallowed, a column of blood spews out from the stomata of the back.

Personality is unknown, but when he kills, he wags his tail happily, which is probably a boring show.

In China, the role of mermaid is medicinal and edible, and the efficacy and dosage are recorded in the "Survival of Difficulty" and "Compendium of Materia Medica".

04 Unicorn

The mythical beast in the fairy tale has its own white moonlight attribute, but in "The Cabin in the Woods", the gentle and cold unicorn ran wild with its hoofs and stabbed people in opposite directions.

Is it a distortion of human nature, or a loss of morality? Behind the degenerate and murder of the unicorn, who is showing the evil smile? In fact, this is the true face of the unicorn.

The record of the unicorn first appeared in 389 BC. In the manuscripts of ancient Greek historians, there are also many records about this beast in the "Bible · Old Testament".

This kind of beast with horse body, bird wings and spiral horns does not like contact with people, but likes young virgins.

The awake unicorn is very dangerous. It can be called a moving sword. The spiral horn on the forehead can reach up to 2 meters. Its lethality is amazing. It will actively attack people who offend itself or "impure".

05 Joker

Murder clowns appear in many movies, such as "Return to the Clown", "Outer Space Murder Clown", "A Hundred Drops of Tears" and so on.

The first kill of the clown on the stage originated from León Cavallo's opera: in the play, the protagonist who was a clown found out that his wife was cheating, so he dressed in a clown costume and killed his wife and adulterer by himself.

Compared with artistic creation, real cases are more horrifying. In the United States, in the 1970s, there was a clown murder case that shocked the world. At least 33 young children and young men were raped and murdered by a clown named Gacy.

Last year, there were even more terrible "horror clowns" in Europe and America, causing widespread "clown panics."

Clowns are being separated from the comic world of laughter and laughter, and become a psychological shadow for many people.

06 Mask Killer

The mask killer was first published in "Strangers" in 2008. A couple was tortured and killed by three masked strangers in an abandoned house.

However, the mask killer in "The Cabin in the Woods" wears a mask that is far from the "strangers", but is very similar to the masked dancers of the famous American dance company.

Under normal circumstances, the size of the mask killer is no different from normal people, but the physical fitness is very superior. Most of them are professional killers or mercenaries. They often commit crimes with cruel tactics and superb IQ. Sometimes there will be mask killers with super powers that can control the human spirit. .

The usual method of killing is to pour gasoline on the fire, which can be regarded as black and cruel, elegant and artificial.

Clowns and mask killers are transformed from humans, but they look like inhumans. The horror they bring is hidden in the crowd, making people always fearful and creepy. It can be said that they are quite successful horror characters.

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Extended Reading
  • Ryleigh 2021-10-20 19:00:42

    It's also a new compilation. Just the flurry is not addictive, ps. Why don’t monsters bite each other?

  • Conner 2022-03-24 09:01:14

    I began to think it was a bad movie! ! It sucks. . As a result, it turned around, and there was a big shock. Hahaha, thinking completely out of the mode of all horror movies, I sincerely recommend everyone to watch it. . Hold back the front.

The Cabin in the Woods quotes

  • Jules: I hope this is the right road? It doesn't even show up on GPS - it's unworthy of global positioning.

  • Hadley: Your basic human needs disgust me. Get out of here.