Finally can't stand it ~ the first film review

Monica 2022-01-14 08:01:22

I didn't write film reviews before because I didn't dare to comment on films that I thought were good. I was afraid that my pale language would reduce your perception of good films.
But finally, I want to write this time because I really can’t stand it—even in the face of many bad movies in the legend, such as the ten-face ambush, I can resist the desire to vomit—but I finally bowed down. Under the pants of the peerless movie D-war, let out a big vent.
I'm really not a nationalist, but can the Korean sticks stop ruining the things of our ancestors?
Long eh, this time I actually ruined the dragon!
Not to mention how cg did, the snake turning into a dragon fundamentally desecrated the position of the dragon. . . Besides, what is the whole Korean village 500 years ago? What are the two big snakes competing for? (I'm sorry that the Korean pronunciation of the word didn't figure out whether it is a person or a prop or eating). Don't confuse other people's good things with imagination and history that are lacking in your mind. Originally, the dragon is bad enough in the western impression of others. Now it is good. It has become a stupid snake who cannibalize people and eat cars but lacks brains. . .
There are also screenwriters. The dialogue is so outrageous. As the saying goes, what people say and what, but everyone you see in this film doesn't know what to say. I won't mention specific examples, and it's a headache to think about it. . . The plot connection is full of loopholes, and it is like a list of commercials. In a daze, I saw a shot connected to another shot that was completely irrelevant. Isn't it possible for us to have a smooth shot? This movie doesn't even have this one! ! !
Leading male and female actors, no, are all the actors in the whole film brought in temporarily? The protagonist and heroine begin to love each other without even making eye contact. What else is there to see you in the next 500 years? Even if I see this as a ridiculous film, you have to give it an intimate shot, right? Even if a kiss doesn't have a girl, it's going to happen? ? ? ? ? There is also the black partner, and what Department of Defense, including a lot of soldiers who skid professionally from the helicopter and then run for ten kilometers with the kindergarten students who lined up to enter the hole. Don't even count the effects of the east, people can see that it is frowning anyway. . . Here the eyebrows are not the eyebrows, the face is not the face. . . Take a look at Rotten Tomatoes’ comments on the leading actors: “These actors’ acting skills are roughly equivalent to the level of AV male and female actors—no! It’s an insult to AV actors to compare them with AV male and female actors! Because of their acting skills. It's not up to the level of others."
And bad guys, not afraid of bullets? The whole head is a big sb... I caught someone and hit the car twice, and the sword in his hand was lightly taken by a civilian and fell off... At the last moment, he had to take the sword and slide the actor gently first. Thigh, and then accurately stab the breastplate buddy fart. . . Is there a habit of breaking sleeves? To die for the beloved actor?
Finally, there are special effects. To be honest, the only thing that can give a star is this, but the problem is that this film is said to be ready to invest a lot of money in 6 years! ! The whole Anaconda and several helicopters are nothing. . . Besides, in the last two snake fights, I didn’t see which one was righteous. To tell the truth, the bad snakes worked hard for 500 years, and finally they climbed their opponents to ascend to heaven. I didn’t see the good snakes. Can only be interpreted as-luck. The good guys just wait for other good guys to fight the bad guys, and then come out to eat something—what kind of logic is this tm? . .
In short, this film completely surpassed the limit of my endurance, forcing me to spend time writing something to vent my depression. . . The Koreans can get a porn or something, don't spend money to test the audience. . . Your place is small, so saving some money is not easy. I don’t think all Americans need to do this. . . There are some things that can be done without plagiarism and spirit. . .

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Extended Reading
  • Orin 2022-03-27 09:01:15

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Eliezer 2022-03-26 09:01:11

    Only the male protagonist (Roswell male protagonist Jason Behr) is the point to watch... Without Jason Behr, this film is garbage...

Dragon Wars: D-War quotes

  • Sarah Daniels: I keep trying to understand, but none of this is making any sense.

  • Ethan Kendrick: You can't do this. This is insane. You're the FBI!

    Agent Frank Pinsky: Trust me. I've done my homework. There's no other way.

    Ethan Kendrick: Look. If you kill her, those creatures will still come back.

    Agent Frank Pinsky: Right. In another 500 years. Until then...

    [pulls pistol]