Is this the fucking Seven Swords under Tianshan? ? ? ?

Alisha 2022-01-13 08:02:52

Too lazy to talk about Tsui Hark, 7 is bad enough to get down to Tianshan. Unexpectedly, this group of stupid birds abroad has reached the point of blind genital worship.

The characters came out in a mess. At first they thought it was TMD shooting each other in World War II. They fought for a long time regardless of the enemy and me. Then a group of biochemical soldiers popped out and said that I was biochemically. I'm surprised. It's already in the 23rd century. Steam PUNK is actually working with biochemicals again. What exactly is it going to do? What are you going to do? To occupy the earth? Why did you go there early, haven't you been asleep for tens of thousands of years? In fact, their purpose is simple to make people criticize. 7 The slut sent a sword to someone who had a serious problem on the snow mountain, and then a group of people went to hell in a broken steam plane. During the period, a buddy was destroyed halfway, and the sword was not hot enough to hold it. It was too tragic. Unfavorable attendance, unfavorable attendance.

Suddenly, I think why TMD became the Lord of the Rings again, this is a comedy movie? Those few giant swords, no one used them sharply, and they were all lost in the end. The tragedy of 6 slut matches one by one, and finally all the traitors came out. Before the director, Absolutely had a background in telling cold jokes. During the period, the silly girl devon aoki's facial paralyzed face always reminded me of dead human skin, so I started to think that she was a spy sent by the enemy, and later found out that another buddy made me a little angry. Devon aoki obviously has a natural biochemical process. But his face fell into the pile of good people.

The only remaining giant sword was inserted into the machine. Now I understand, I understand everything, and suddenly I have a sense of clarity. It turns out that the movie meant that ten thousand years ago, an awesome Martian suddenly launched a genitalia on his brain with the purpose of fucking the earth. But the girls forgot to bring Viagra when they came out, and barely got an erection ten thousand years later. Where can the earthlings be capable, pieced together, gathered up 7 swords angrily to find the genitals to settle accounts, in a critical juncture, the swords combined to fuck the Martian genitals.

Then... the

Martian genitals finally shot vigorously... into the distant outer space...

this TMD also dare to claim to be a movie?

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Extended Reading
  • Barry 2022-03-25 09:01:18

    The director's name is Hunter, so he also "named" the savior in the film Hunter, even if he has been tied to the alien mutant machine, even if his face has been destroyed in half, he can still be enlightened by chance at the last moment Saved the world and survived. How narcissistic and self-righteous this director must be!

  • Estefania 2022-03-16 09:01:06

    I can't watch it, it's boring, I haven't finished reading it

Mutant Chronicles quotes

  • Severian: What do you believe in?

    Maj. 'Mitch' Hunter: I don't get paid to believe, I get paid to fuck shit up.

  • Lt. Maximillian von Steiner: Any last words?

    Maj. 'Mitch' Hunter: Shut the fuck up.