I'm so speechless about this piece...

Melany 2022-01-13 08:03:13

At about 1:00 in the morning, I opened the player vigorously and watched the recognized bad movie "Street Fighter: Legend of Chunli". I reiterated countless times: to be tolerant of bad movies, be tolerant, and more tolerant. A film will be made into a bad film, there must be its reasons, its difficulties, and its not so bad parts. But when I shut down at 2:30, I found that I really couldn't see where this movie was so bad! Because it was really rotten to a mess, rotten to the ground.

As a film adapted from a game, at least it has to look like a game adaptation, but perhaps some Hollywood directors think that the so-called adaptation, as long as the name of the original person appears in the film, Chunli does not have to be a Baozitou, because There are not many buns in China; Chunli can not wear cheongsam, because it is really inappropriate to wear that on the street; Chunli can be a Western girl, because this is an American movie! Well, we are used to this before we can continue watching. Then there is the story, and also delusional to watch this film friends, do not be afraid of spoilers, because the story sucks, so be spoilers did not pity ??????

Chunli child accompanied not know what kind of business dad While learning the piano while practicing martial arts, the family is harmonious and happy. Until one day, when Dad came home, a big black man with muscles in a tight vest jumped in from the window. Dad looked at the guy who knew he was a bad guy but not a Boss with horror, and uttered his name: "Baroque!"-so I paused with horror, opened Baidu, and confirmed that I was not a memory bomber. Up. What is the point of this big black man with eyebrows forming a standard "eight" and a blond steel-clawed Spanish warrior! This person can pretend to be boxing champion Byson at best... and then Byson appeared! It was a thin man in a suit, who looked like a company boss. So while I was still shocked by the character's appearance, Chunli's father was taken away.

For many years, Chunli played the piano very well in school, her popularity was not very good, her mother was very sick, she looked like an American college girl in a movie, and then one day she received a scroll full of Chinese, as A child who spoke Chinese at home did not know a word. Later, someone told her that it was an ancient Chinese and you must go to Bangkok. She went.

So she bid farewell to her homeland and went to Bangkok, looking for answers while struggling to survive in the vast crowd. It's worth noting that she has a villa and a bunch of servants in the United States. Although she doesn't know how her family makes money during her father's absence, it seems that the conditions are still very good. When she flew to Southeast Asia and got into a slum, she became a homeless person. She sat on the side of the road to sleep at night. When she was hungry, she needed to sell her early aunts for charity. This kind of strong contrast is really speechless-child Did you not bring enough money when you went out? Forgot your bank card? Or did you go bankrupt at the moment the scene changed? .

But she still found the spider gang—the gang boss whose name didn’t look like a good person told her: The boss of this movie is the Bison. Only you can rescue your dad and defeat Chunli effortlessly. She learned art from a teacher. We often see this kind of logical confusion in movies. There is always a strong expert who is sorry for his strength. The protagonist says: Only you can defeat the boss! Then began to teach this apprentice to learn slowly from scratch. And this seemingly strong expert will always be defeated by the Boss. The protagonist who is not very mature is obviously not as good as the master, but the protagonist can always kill the boss in a hurry-for example, I don't understand the Kung Fu Panda's strength when defeating the Leopard Not better than the master dubbed by Dustin Hoffman. Of course, Chunli can defeat the Boss in the end for normal and good reasons-because she is the protagonist!

What surprised me was that what the master gave to Chunli was not the sharp leg skills and powerful flying skills, but the wave fist! Moreover, this wave boxing was used to accumulate energy in Tai Chi posture, and after it was sent out, it broke many pots and pans hanging on the wall. Master was still accumulating energy by using his feet to draw Tai Chi on the sand. I suddenly thought of the charter party played by Yuan Hua in "Kung Fu" =, =.

Back to the Boss, the boss named Byson asked a man wearing a steel mask that mimics Baroque and holding sharp claws to kill 6 board members for the benefit of the company. The picture on the plate, isn't this really a B-level film?). So a blonde policewoman and a thin male policeman met. I don't think it will be Jamie and Gulie. Of course not, these are just two policemen...

Under Master’s education and the male police’s statement, Byson’s conspiracy surfaced to drive the people of Bangkok’s slums out to build a high-tech development zone! Of course, he used a lot of illegal methods in the process of business operations, and stored evil forces in his daughter. This is quite cruel: the young Bison killed his expectant wife directly by caesarean section, and took out his daughter (this is really a B-level movie, right? !). ——This setting is really rubbish.

During the investigation, Chunli showed her woman’s brain and intuition, step by step approaching the truth, but Bison is not a side dish, he made a little trick to make Chunli taken the bait and captured, her father was killed in front of her, and Master’s home was also destroyed. The rocket exploded to pieces. But she was flexible, witty and painful, not discouraged at all, she was really determined and nervous.

Chunli was naturally included in the designated removal list by Bison. He sent the Ironfaced Assassin Vega-my Sky Vega is the Street Fighter boss, okay? Later, I reluctantly found in Baidu: there is a US version of Street Fighter game, in which Vega’s name is Bisson, Bisson’s name is Baroque, and Baroque’s name is Vega.·········· Okay, Americans you won! Won!

Regardless of this, the movie only lasts for one and a half hours, and the plot has to go until the boss fight. Chunli's master was defeated without any suspense, so Chunli played! She only used a bamboo pole to beat Bison. Looking for teeth on the floor, Bison became angry and beat Chunli to the point of breaking his spine. In the end, of course, our Hakata appeared! I saw Chunli sitting for a long time and making Tai Chi gestures to broadcast. We Knowing that all the bosses can't survive under such a small ball of light, Chunli wins and the world is at peace. The film is over.

I really don't understand whether Capcom dared to put its company icon that almost represents high-quality games on the beginning of the movie because of helplessness or if they are really asleep. How can such a movie that is so bad from costume modeling to plot become a movie version of Chunli? Many years ago, Shangge Yundun’s bad film "Street Fighter" was at least trying to be faithful to the original characters of the game, although it was relatively defeated, many years ago Zhang Weijian’s cross-version Street Fighter, which used Monkey King to enter the protagonist, was also trying to imitate Character modeling, but it's more spoof. This movie can only be regarded as an original bad film at best. I suddenly miss Chunli played by Jackie Chan. Really, his acting is so vivid! (Please watch Jackie Chan's "City Hunter"...)

"Street Fighter Chunli Biography" can definitely compete for the worst movie of 09! But we can still look forward to the movie version of "KOF", which seems to be very rubbish.



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  • Wiley 2022-03-27 09:01:15

    It has nothing to do with Street Fighter, it's just a name.

  • Briana 2022-03-26 09:01:11

    Don't think too much, "Chunli Biography" is an action movie that makes you forget everything.

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li quotes

  • Charlie Nash: His name's Bison. I've tracked him through eleven major cities on four continents and never come close, not once. This guy walks through the raindrops. Anybody that's against him is either dead, or on their way.

  • Chun-Li: [fighting with Cantana] Tell me about the White Rose.

    Cantana: You must be Daddy's little girl.

    Chun-Li: [Chun-Li breaks Cantana's arm. They fight until Chun-Li has Cantana's other arm trapped, ready to break it] Tell me!

    Cantana: It's a shipment. Arrives at the end of the month, the last Friday.

    Chun-Li: Where?

    Cantana: Central shipyards. Berth 21.

    Chun-Li: [Cantana's bodyguards are about to break in] I want you to send Bison a message. Tell him the schoolgirl's grown up.