Say a few more words, Kaollywood, Centro Digital, and localized solutions

Adam 2022-01-13 08:03:58

Immediately after "Three Fools", the third brother used this "Robot" to refresh the Chinese people's old impression of Indian movies. This love action movie produced by Indian "Collywood" (not the rumored Bollywood) is worth recommending everywhere, because it is joyous and considers human nature. If you want to see beautiful women, you want to see uncles and uncles, and you want to watch it. There is love in love, and there are smashing and looting. It takes care of all aspects, and the scale is very harmonious. It is really great for family-to-house viewing of New Year's best products. Probably because the high-tech robot war at the end of the film is too strong, so it has set off a sorrow for domestic special effects science fiction films. Parents like to compare with their children, and their popularity is deadly. Then it is inevitable to ask themselves: Where are the high-quality domestic science fiction films?

"Robot" is packaged in science fiction movies. The core is a very clichéd triangular love story. The robot has emotions as the plot line, the characters change from good to evil, and the plot changes from flirty love comedy to thrilling action movie, almost It is the modern remake of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Although the story is not new, it is complete and entertaining. Many of our blockbusters don't even tell a qualified story, let alone stimulate thinking and value output. The most worthy of praise, naturally, is the last robot war full of comics and full of imagination. It is exclaimed that the level of special effects of Indian movies has advanced by leaps and bounds overnight. Of course, we don’t have to belittle ourselves, because in addition to the Indians, the stunt team also includes Hollywood’s ILM, Hong Kong’s Centro Digital, Wankuan, Kinomotive, etc., and the action design is still Yuan Heping’s team. But you guys, don’t be too busy to turn your worries into joy or even feel proud, because Liu Zhenwei’s "Cyberman" was made by Centro Digital, and the "Future Police" that was criticized even worse by everyone has Kinomotive's credit. The same knife is in the hands of different people, playing completely differently.

Xiantao Digital is a blockbuster with "Wind and Cloud", and has done the most admired "Kung Fu" in the Chinese language community so far. Wan Kuan’s representative works include "The Legend of Shushan" and "Yangtze River No. 7", and there is also a special animation film that unfortunately went bankrupt. Yima, whose works "Teenage Ninja Turtles" and "Astro Boy" are the tickets from all over the world, plus domestic crystal stones ("East Wind and Rain" and Olympic Games Big Feet, etc.), which can be said to be local post-production special effects The technical force is not weak, but when did the Chinese special effects blockbuster make you particularly amazing? There is no shortage of money-burning bosses in the Chinese film industry, and no shortage of capable special effects people. What is lacking is Shankar, a high-end talent who can effectively integrate resources, provide excellent ideas, supervise the implementation of ideas and be responsible for the final quality-that is called the director. Guys. This situation is very similar to the domestic animation industry. Domestic animation outsourcing companies have done processing animation for Japan and Europe for so many years, but original animation is still not the climate. What is lacking is not the assembly line animator, but the awesome screenwriter. director.

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following is purely personal interest, based on the principle of boring to discuss the feasibility of the Chinese version of Robot Love.

1. The title of the film

learns from naming rules such as "Bollywood XXXX". In order to highlight the regional characteristics of the producer, the name of the domestic version depends on the producer. It can be "Nan Yue Robot Love" (Pearl River Film Studio) Produced) or "The Love of Robots in Northeast China" (produced by Changchun Film Studio) or "The Love of Robots in Hanzhong" (produced by Xi'an Film Studio), etc. The dialogues in the film will also be in Cantonese, Northeast Dialect, and Shaanxi dialect respectively. .

2. Actor

Taking into account that the protagonist of the original version is a 60-year-old bald uncle, the domestic version will also be cast for older attractive men. The Cantonese version can choose Hong Kong stars. Jackie Chan, Chow Yun-fat, and Andy Lau are good, among them Jackie Chan can run, jump and sing, which is very suitable, but not quite like a scientist; Andy Lau is handsome enough for box office appeal, and it is more convincing to match the actress in love. Chow Yun-fat happened to have the experience of playing two roles in "Let the Bullets Fly". In addition, he has not acted in a romantic movie for a long time. He has certain expectations, but the asking price is too high. Of course, Tony Leung, Fang Zhongxin, Ren Dahua, Zhou Xingchi are also good, and there are many candidates. The candidates for the Northeast edition are Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei. I won’t explain this. I get excited just thinking about hundreds of Zhao Benshan combined and smashed the helicopter. There are also two candidates for the Shaanxi version: Guo Da or Zhang Yimou. Guo Da is happy, and Zhang Yimou is topical enough. He was a golden rooster and a hundred flowers actor at the time, and he also acted in a romantic fantasy film such as "The Terracotta Warriors". During the self-demolition, everyone was in a low mood. Lao Mouzi said he had some fun and sang "His eldest uncle and his second uncle are his uncles". The extreme contrast in the atmosphere is so teary! The heroine can be called "An Hong" by the way.

3. The heroine is

whoever is popular, Bingbingziyi, Tang Wei, Shu Qi, Bai Zhi, Yao Chen, Zhao Wei, etc., can't speak dialect, but can be dubbed. According to Yao Chen, there happened to be a breakup scene of "one shot, two breaks, each wonderful", which is suitable for media hype.

4. Summary of the plot

The main line of the story remains unchanged, but the national conditions of the third brother may not be in line with the national conditions of our country, and it is necessary to make adjustments.

Take the Cantonese version as an example.

Model worker scientist Andy Lau dedicated himself to making contributions to the national defense cause of the motherland. In spite of the dangers of skin aging and hair loss, he spent sleep and food in the laboratory. With the help of incompetent assistant Du Wenze and Baliangjin, he finally created the seventh brother of a highly intelligent robot based on his appearance, Du Wenze. The mischief teaches the robot to sing "Uncle" and is violently beaten by Uncle Hua. On the day of success, model worker Hua’s girlfriend, Sun Yat-sen University student Ah Sa, announced that he would break up due to the previous neglect (the advertisements were placed on domestic mobile phones, QQ and Sina Weibo). So the two showed off at Starbucks or Real Kung Fu and returned their gifts, including Li Yuchun's concert signature poster, "Let the Sorrow Become a River", "Three-body 3", Big Big Wolf Pan, Melatonin and so on. Of course, Model Worker Hua's tactic of seeking kisses made the two reconcile, and the two then twisted the Yangko together in the beautiful scenery.

The first time the seventh brother went out and parked illegally and encountered a traffic policeman, there was a problem, because our traffic police abided by the law and would never ask for money in private. In addition, there are suspected unlicensed vendors on the street. But this scene is very important. It uses a comedic way to explain to the audience how robots make mistakes due to unclear instructions. Therefore, the scene must be retained, and the role of the traffic policeman should be set as a temporary worker. When the dispute occurs, the leader rushed to the scene, severely criticized the temporary worker and thanked the masses for their supervision. The labor model Hua also received education humbly, handed a ticket and paid medical expenses for the temporary workers. The temporary workers said with shame that they would work hard to serve the people in the future.

At the Science Conference, South China University of Technology graduates and Stanford returnees, Model Workers, introduced their research results. The seventh brother performed Taijiquan, the eighth set of radio gymnastics, nobody dance and answered that there are several ways to write the words back. Confucius did not hear about it in March. Many academic questions such as what kind of meat is meat and what is the scientific basis of the constellation have been highly praised by the participating scholars, but they have also aroused the dissatisfaction of Professor Chen Baoguo of the Chinese Academy of Sciences (Zeng Zhiwei Cantonese dubbing).

As a profit-only and evil scientist, Professor Chen Baoguo is the real villain of this film. His identity as a senior national cadre, academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, and academic leader is not properly set, especially the chief expert of artificial intelligence ISO certification and the special allowance of the State Council. Owner. Although a small group of scholars and officials have been corrupted in real life, these black sheep are a small number after all. They are just a drop in the ocean. The literary and artistic works should avoid giving the audience an impression of partiality. Therefore, the role is changed to a beauty. The head of an international artificial intelligence certification agency with imperialism as the core. All in all, Professor Chen Baoguo, a Japanese-American, has received black money from terrorist organizations to develop robotic terrorists, but he has no choice but to encounter technical bottlenecks. Seeing the success of former student model workers, he can hardly conceal his envy and hatred.

On the other side, the seventh brother went home with Ah Sa to help her review her homework. Unexpectedly, the neighbor youth was making noise and disturbing the people during the broadcast of "On the Moon", and the seventh brother took care of it. Then the seventh brother cooperated with Asa for the exam. The message conveyed by this story is very bad. It is easy to teach the children and make the audience have a negative impression of the heroine. However, this story has its practical purpose and is used to explain The gray value orientation of "human beings lie to protect themselves" is closely related to the plot that follows and should not be deleted. How to do it? Increase negative roles. Ah Sa reviews with her classmate Gillian, Ah Sa studies hard, but Gillian wants to cheat, so she cheats and replaces her with Gillian. When the cheating happened, Gillian refused to admit her seventh brother. After learning about it, Ah Sa severely criticized her outside the examination room. Gillian quibbled but finally admitted with tears, saying that she was very stupid and naive. , Because Gillian took the initiative to admit her mistake and had a positive attitude, the school changed her expulsion to detention for probation.

Then Ah Sa and the seventh brother were retaliated by the gangsters on the subway. The seventh brother unexpectedly saw that the battery was insufficient. The crowds onlookers saw the righteousness and promptly called the police to bring the bad elements to justice and create a harmonious city.

Chen Baoguo refused to issue ISO certification for his seventh brother out of selfishness, which made the model worker Hua very depressed. Later, Lao Mohua and his seventh brother passed by the fire scene and cooperated with fire officers and soldiers to fight the fire. In the original version, the story of the rescued woman committing suicide due to her naked body and the seventh brother becoming the target of the public does not fit the national conditions of our country. After the otaku was rescued, the hard drive failed to be removed and brought out in time, causing a nervous breakdown and despairing to throw him into the river. CCTV reported on the matter and this, and it became the focus of the news. Chen Baoguo attacked the media angrily: “Robots simply cannot understand that the H disk is a life-like existence of an otaku!”

Next, Lao Mohua continued to study how to add emotional modules to the robot. After a thunder and lightning, the seventh brother had emotions. Hua started to complain... After the seventh brother delivered the baby to the parturient, Ah Sa gave a kiss, and the seventh brother was in love at the beginning and began to start a love offensive. Model Worker Hua found that he had an extra robot rival. When the military evaluated the ugliness, the labor model Hua angrily dismembered the seventh brother, and Chen Baoguo found the seventh brother to reorganize him and add the destruction chip. The rebirth of the seventh brother has a devilish nature, kills the Japanese American Chen Baoguo, makes a big wedding banquet for the model worker, and robs the bride.

The film has now become a thrilling action movie. The action scenes of the Seven Brothers against the military police are the biggest highlight of the original version, but there is a problem for us: how can our military and police be so vulnerable? ! This is simply Chi Guoguo's slander! ! As a popcorn blockbuster, the action scene must be preserved, and the hotter the better, the solution is also very simple-let the model worker go abroad to get married, such as to the Philippines or something, then the seventh brother will be the police of another country. The troops, of course, can also be arranged in Hong Kong. Although the SAR police force is brave and dedicated, after all, they have not received the party's theoretical and ideological education, and their combat skills are somewhat unsatisfactory. So the seventh brother had no scruples about demolition and relocation... Of course, in the end, the evil was overwhelming. With the assistance of the domestic expert group, Dr. Andy Lau used a plan to subdue it, withdraw the destruction chip, and exchange the world for a peace. The seventh brother finally dismantled himself in the reluctant eyes of everyone...

Thirty years later, a group of primary school students visited the seventh brother in the museum. The little girl played by Xu Jiao innocently asked: "Why was he torn down?" The seventh brother with only his head replied sadly: "Because I have separated from the masses and relaxed my theoretical studies..."

[End of the play]

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  • Yessenia 2022-03-26 09:01:11

    Can't take it anymore, Indian version of Cyborg.

  • Jaylon 2022-03-26 09:01:11

    Seventh brother is moved, the consequences are very serious

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