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Cuban Ronin
Reba 2022-08-12 16:19:24
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[Before going out to dance club Boteco, Bejan is preparing Bruce with a makeover]
Bejan: Two more things: your hairy chest, and a tan.
Bruce: No, no, no!
Bejan: Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Bruce: No, no.
Bejan: Bruce, what year is this? Did we just go back in time? Did we step out of the DeLorean? Are we in 1985? Is this Hill Valley?
[knocks on Bruce's head]
Bejan: Think, McFly! Think!
Bruce: Oww!
Bejan: Sorry... So take this
[hands him shaving cream and razor]
Bejan: , and take this
[hands him bronzer lotion]
Bejan: . You've got ten minutes.
[pause, as Bruce is still standing baffled and motionless in front of Bejan]
Bejan: RUN FOR IT, MARTY!
[Bruce heads immediately for the shower room]
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Ron Parfitt: So some big boys gave you a shooing. You're a male dancer. You think I never took any shit? What you're gonna do about it, hey? What, you're gonna hide away, or maybe crawl under your duvet, and watch Bridget Jones Part 2, with some white Maltesers?