Accompanying you to grow old slowly, neither romantic nor joyful

Luigi 2022-01-16 08:01:34

Time is not forgiving.

In May, at the opening ceremony of the Canon Expo in Shanghai. I was sitting in the first row of the media booth, looking at Jackie Chan, who was holding the EOS SLR in his hand at that moment, the smiling face, after being projected and magnified, was not always moved, only the word sigh.

If the corporate platform is just a flash, then the time left for us to count our births in "Jedi Escape" is stretched to two hours that can count wrinkles.

Zhao Yonghua has a masterpiece called "The Most Romantic Thing". The phrase that I remember most firmly said, "The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you."

But life is cruel, which is not the case.

We will grapple with Hao Shaowen's long-term disability, and we will also sigh Chen Gangsheng's growing old. Sammo Hung, one of the Seven Little Fortunes, had a movie last year called "My Special Agent Grandpa", but Jackie Chan still chose to hug Fan Bingbing's shoulders in "Jedi Escape", with a difference of generation and time.

However, his mouth is tough, but his body is honest.

The movie announced that he betrayed his eldest brother inadvertently. The poster told the truth. The subtext of "Jackie Chan's summer vacation will accompany you to laugh" is-

brother can't move anymore, just watch and enjoy yourself.

In all fairness, the action design of Big Brother in "Escape from the Jedi"-such as the action scene of the row house on the water at the beginning of the movie and the continuous entanglement with the fighting ethnic Russian beautiful girl-is already considered to be more than that of "Police Story 2013". A few percentage points.

But the audience who enters the stage with feelings may be disappointed again. The movie seems to be a 0.5x slow-motion action scene, full of fatigue, and I want to see the big brother in the "Double Dragon Club" or "Red" in "Escape from the Jedi". The figure in "Fan District" is finally covered with the shadow of the years...

This is a story about policeman Chen Gangsheng first for his good brother, and later for his daughter Fan Bingbing, who desperately fled to another country, avoiding the black and white encirclement and suppression. It is more like " Where is Dad", "Grandpa Over Flowers" and "Extreme Challenge"... and so on, there is a mixed platter of all the variety shows on the market.

Some people say that this movie is old-fashioned. Indeed, good people are so good that they are so boring, and even bad people are so bad that they are so hypocritical. A major feature of Jackie Chan's movies is that there are no villains, only fools. The villains of any country in "Jedi Escape" seem to be fools with the same hands after entering the rhythm of Jackie Chan. Even (if you don’t mind my spoilers), even the big boss Zeng Zhiwei has become the "schizophrenia" of heaven and hell one second before heaven and one second after hell. The villain's No. 1 character played the role of Titanic sinking into the water with a disagreement. It really made the audience curious about the unreasonable plot and the curiosity of wanting to turn on the TV to watch "Into Science" to explore the twists and turns of his heart.

As an elderly person who has reached the age of 62, it is a kind of demanding that you want Jackie Chan not to fall into disrepair, and you will even be scolded under the logic of his fans "you can you up, no can no bb" To the body is not complete.

If you don’t think about how to do it in the movie in a short time, from Macau to Russia, from Russia to Mongolia, and how to drift to Guilin, Guangxi, all kinds of passports, visas, customs clearance and transportation issues in a short time. , Then "Escape from the Jedi" is still a relatively outstanding reality show movie in recent years.

Similar to the previous "Rush Hour", Jackie Chan's movies of this type will have a teasing partner as standard. Only this time, the mandarin-speaking Johnny Nashville is really unknown, and as an audience, he does not need to remember his name. For this American who was only responsible for shouting "Don't bullshit" in the movie, his most famous movie before was "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"...

Yes, it's the kind of movie where you can't see the face in the whole CG. And one performance is two.

Okay, let's forget that he came to a forced end.

Except for the supporting actor who "chuckles", the most joyful scene in the movie is probably Jackie Chan telling the camera that his favorite is the alpaca.

I don't know if this is the eldest brother's accusation or really like it.

In short, when the movie is about to die and a few alpacas are really pouring out on the screen, for those who expect too much, there are already 10,000 grass-and-mud horses galloping past in their hearts...

As one of the middle-aged viewers who watched Jackie Chan slowly grow old, I just want to say:

Brother, you don’t meet the age requirements, and you postpone your retirement, why bother...

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  • Miller 2022-01-16 08:01:34

    Except for the opening chapter, the fishing village and the Russian factory are still standard Jackie Chan juggling, the other plots are very embarrassing. This project, which has been brewing for many years, has been changed beyond recognition by different companies after it has changed hands several times. From "Running at Midnight" to "People on the Road", the eldest brother will also add an element of introducing Chinese folk customs, not only to cater to our Internet hotspots, but also to please Western audiences, both of them are both troublesome and thankless. And lack of wonderful action orgasm, it seems top-heavy.

  • Clifton 2022-03-18 09:01:06

    The story is really messy, the biggest highlight is actually Johnny Knoxville, who has a lot of funny skills. He has seen his idiot funny show before and laughed crazy! !

Skiptrace quotes

  • Bennie Chan: [pointing to his smiling face] How about this?

  • Bennie Chan: [pointing at the smile on his face] How about this?