Ying: The only drawback is that the ending is not shocking enough (High-energy Tucao cautiously enter)

Erica 2022-01-18 08:02:02

At the beginning of the story, Pei Wang, played by Zheng Kai, is playing with a group of internet celebrities. While Xiao Ai and Guan Xiaotong, played by Sun Li, threw stones on the plate for fortune-telling. At this time, a minister rushed in and reported that Dudu Ziyu, played by Deng Chao, had gone to the enemy country to celebrate his birthday, which shocked King Pei. At this time, Tzuyu came back and said that I had arranged a 1v1 battle with the enemy general. Wang Pei was very angry and said. Don't go to war. The crown will fall. Tzuyu said, if there is no war, the people will make trouble. King Pei said that the most important thing is harmony. Tzuyu was very angry with Dudu, Wang Pei quickly put on a fake smile and said: Dudu, he worked so hard, and without Dudu you would not have my throne, without Dudu you would not have me. Today, Dudu him, dedicated to the people, Dudu Toot him, he is dedicated to the territory, he holds the military power to protect the motherland, he is not arrogant or impetuous... After that, I ask Tzuyu and Xiao Ai, do you have freestyle. Xiao Ai said that the territory was reduced to Di Yi, and I had already given myself a restriction on entertainment. But King Pei strongly demanded, so Xiao Ai lay on the piano duang duang duang and picked it up. Then Deng Chao took it all his life with a short knife and chopped his hands. Deng Chao grabbed it and said, "you chop, i chop, and then go la chop." He cut a section of hair, and then took Sun Li home.

As soon as the camera turned, Sun Li entered a big cave. In the cave, an old man was cutting Deng Chao's breasts. It turned out that this old man was really Tzuyu beeping. Since the battle with the enemy general, his vitality was greatly injured, so he sent out and looked exactly like himself. The fake Deng Chao went to help him clock in to work during the day, travel on business, and take on the heavy work of sleeping with his wife at night...Wait, brother, how do you describe your haggard look, can anyone recognize you on the street? ? Do you have to hide so deep? Anyway, give yourself a more comfortable place.

While cutting the meat of the fake Dudu, Zhen Dudu began to remember bitterness and sweetness, saying that you were arrested by my dad as my stand-in from an enemy country when you were 8 years old. After being abused for so many years, you should hate us very much. The fake Dudu said: No, I have always been very happy. I thank the organization and Guo Jia for nurturing me and let me stand up as a slave to serve you. Really dudu said: Ha ha. Then why do you always run to the west and get caught back. After Zhen Dudu cut the meat, he took out a box of Mayinglong ointment and applied it to the fake Dudu wound.

After applying Ma Yinglong's fake Dudu, he rolled around in pain at night, and Xiao Ai looked at the pain in his eyes and gave the fake Dudu comfort. The fake dudu started, wanting to cry, to test whether he was paralyzed, nodded, admitting that he was most afraid of the dark, he just wanted to really sleep with someone else's wife. But Sun Li just took out another pack of Ma Yinglong, which made him feel painful.

The next day, Dudu was fired by King Pei because he had a private battle with the enemy, which undermined the security and stability of the country. The officials were very excited. They all left messages saying that they would give me 3000 city management and I want to take back the land. The person was cut, so everyone stopped talking. Then King Pei said, I heard that Dudu was chopped off by an enemy general many years ago and he was not healed. Today I am happy to have a pack of Ma Yinglong, and I personally apply for Dudu. As soon as the fake Deng Chao took off his clothes, Wang Pei said loudly: Your wound is a new one! It turned out that King Pei had long suspected that Dudu had used a substitute, so he made this strategy.

Fake Dudu's complexion remained unchanged: Righteously said: Since I was hit by the stock market...Oh no, after the enemy general Yang Cang was hit hard, I learned how to cut meat, cut every day, and don't forget the shame!

The ministers burst into thunderous applause.

At this time, the minister who went out to ask for peace came back. In order to ask for peace, Wang Pei married the girl played by Guan Xiaotong to the son of Yang Cang, but she could only be the second wife. So the ministers were all angry, the general also broke away from the system, and the organization couldn't stand it, but he had a plan to kill him.

True and false Dudu has been using bamboo poles and umbrellas to fight in the big gossip array. Many broken umbrellas have been broken, but they can't crack the bamboo poles. Finally, one day, Xiao Ai, played by Sun Li, couldn’t stand it anymore and said: Water overcomes fire. If you want to crack the enemy’s Yang Cang’s strong sword technique, you have to be supremely soft. He twisted his butt and hit his waist a few times.

So this difficult problem that has plagued the martial arts science community for many days was easily solved by the inscrutable traditional culture.

Xiao Ai said that to teach this martial arts, you have to teach it personally. I really said, "It's okay. I am a severe NTR patient. Just post it. If you are angry, I will lose."

So everyone was very happy to practice, and also taught a group of death row inmates.

The general and Zhen Dudu, who had left the system, wanted to try to usurp the throne while taking advantage of the enemy's soaring prestige. Zhendudu uses fake Dudu his mother to control fake Dudu to work for himself.

The day before the battle, his wife and fake Dudu finally broke through the restricted area of ​​love. The severely ill NTR patient Zhen Dudu peeped through the hole behind the wall and was deeply satisfied.

Fake Deng Chao drove a luxurious gossip big yacht to challenge the enemy general Yang Cang. There was no doubt that 10,000 individuals and enemies were hidden under the yacht. Wu Lei, the son of the enemy general, said: The ship is so big and there is a problem. The enemy general Yang Cang said, not afraid. I'll go down and buy some oranges, oh no, cut someone, you just stay here, don't walk around, leaving a back view.

Yang Cang and fake Dudu were very happy, and they reported themselves: ROUND 1, ROUND 2, ROUND 3. You fucking beat the King of Fighters 97. False Dudu survived 3 rounds with the help of her mother's art.

And the one hundred death row prisoners and Guan Xiaotong were stealing homes frantically, using high-tech umbrella stands.

Qingping, played by Guan Xiaotong, joined the battle because she was unwilling to be the mistress, but was cut down by Yang Ping, played by Wu Lei, in a few strokes. Before I died, I said I had something for you, Wu Lei: excuse me? Then he sent the carotid arteries over, and then both took the lunch box, indicating that you must not be careless about the creatures that bleed every month.

At this time, Zhen Dudu and his wife were at duang duang duang playing the piano and cooperating with the director's montage.

When Yang Cang saw that his hometown had been stolen, he immediately stopped the jungle and reported ROUND. He also received the lunch after a while, but he did not report a KO to himself.

It shows that the people who secretly jungled in the team fight did not end well.

The big scenes always end so quickly, so they switch back to the stage play.

It turned out that King Pei had been keeping a low profile, because he was worried that Dudu's power would threaten the throne, so he had always been cowardly, but secretly he had always wanted to get rid of Dudu, and then used Dudu's shadow as a new puppet.

Now that the overall situation is settled, King Pei immediately began to fight corruption and slashed the corrupt elements.

Sun Li: Ah! what!

At this time, Zhen Dudu escaped King Pei's chase, changed a uniform and touched it in, and King Pei carried out an anti-kill.

Sun Li: Ah! what!

At this time fake Dudu suddenly counter-killed Zhen Dudu!

Sun Li: Ah! what!

Wait, excuse me?

Let's bring the camera back to the beginning, Sun Li, don't you know how to tell fortune-telling? You haven't figured these out? Are you a shadow too!

The constant anti-killing is unsatisfactory. In order to shock, I suggest that the director should add the following plot: Suddenly the shadow of Pei Wang appeared behind the door to counter-kill fake Dudu!

Then there appeared Sun Li's shadow to counter-kill the shadow of King Pei! Self-reliant queen!

Then! Who would have expected that there is a shadow in the shadow! The shadow of the shadow counter-killed the shadow of the shadow! The shadow fight for an hour.

This way can better reflect the cruelty of the power struggle.

End.

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Extended Reading
  • Harley 2022-03-24 09:03:24

    At the beginning of the opening, I guessed the ending development of the plot is really a very poor viewing experience, and the grand scene of the war is all a meaningless huge investment. Miss Guan's big eyes and Zheng Kai's running man image are enough to make a scene in my heart. Also, these yin and yang conflicts, official fights, etc. are all selling cultural materials to foreigners who don't understand. What do you want to explain?

  • Dock 2022-03-24 09:03:24

    It's over, it's over, it's ruined, it's ruined, it's ruined! Zhang Yimou's unprecedented failure! A stylized all-round collapse of Zhang Yimou's Chinese blockbuster! One of the worst and most annoying works of 2018 Chinese blockbuster! The above is the strongest feeling I had after watching the world premiere of "Shadow" at the Sala Grande Film Palace in Venice!

Shadow quotes

  • Xiao Ai: Some things don't have a right or wrong. What's done is done.

  • Zi Yu: Without the real, there can be no shadow. A principle no one's understood.