Jing Wu Chen is really dreaming!

Dorris 2022-01-19 08:02:49

Many people say, this took the audience Dang Houshua which fans scrambled eggs - everywhere too nonsense ah
titles Chen Zhen slaughtered German squad, Donnie Yen really bullet war, beyond Earth's gravity, like Michael Jackson 45 degrees perpendicular to the ground foot cruising Run, do you think Chen Zhen, who is "Kung Fu Zhen", used Avia or Avia or did you use Avia? Do you say that you are warming up for "The Monkey King", are you warming up or are you warming up?
The Japanese assassination team was chased and beaten by unarmed Chen Zhen. The full set of luxurious equipment of the Chinese labor regiment was in the Japanese army headquarters. It was like no one in the world. How many teams of "death squads" like us Why bother guerrilla warfare against Japan? Landmine warfare and sparrow warfare are fun, isn't it?
As a pure love dancer who doesn't play waves, don't take off clothes, and doesn't mess with the male protagonist, Miss Shu Qi uses cigarettes to pass on information but does not smoke. She uses alcohol to cover herself but is so drunk and drunk that she drops her pistols on the ground... Japanese agent Is that how we contempt the intelligence quotient of our attacking party intelligence personnel? What's more thrilling is that this flaw is bigger than Shu Qi's bust, but it was discovered by Zhibi Zhuge's brother Chen Zhen after three-quarters of the film!
Huang Qiusheng killed two Japanese officers inexplicably, thinking that he couldn't bear to stand up! In the end, he let Yamaguchi Yumi take Chen Zhen away...Big brother, why waste two bullets? Isn't a left brain that explodes you nonsensical and a right brain that explodes your nervousness is more valuable?
Da Zuosang said politely to Chen Zhen: Come to the Hongkou Dojo another day to discuss Chen Zhen with a smile and said: Okay, another day. As a result, he really went to give the Japanese to Japan... First, the villain No. 2 sent his own little dick forward and exploded—the desire to be exploded was really hard to satisfy, and then a bunch of screams. The actor of the actor surrounded him to warm up Chen Zhen. In the end, the last heir of the "Luxury" shampoo family drove everyone away, just for convenience, he was killed by Chen Zhen in a minute. In the end, Chen Zhen crossed over and crossed the Japanese military's layers of blockade. He once again assumed the shape of a road rider and looked at the balcony. Why didn't the footwashing water fall down, but Ms. Shu Qi has recovered and is ready to play the real female devil in the sequel. Everyone pays to see patriotic heroes.

In fact, everyone has misunderstood Weiqiang and Jiashang. This is actually an excellent work with profound connotations, but it was cut off by the scissors hands of Guang-Zong-Zong-Chrysanthemum. The ending: the ocean is constantly rotating, There is no sign of stopping at all-the camera turns, a thin four-eyed frog wakes up from his dream, and a carp jumps up, bulging his biceps, and yells three times at the poster of Yen Zidan muscular man on the bedside: knock down Little Japan! Return my captain! Then open "Sora Aoi Featured" to solve the problem of Chenbo...

How about? Have you raised a height? Do you have?

Now we can understand the tricky plot in the play, can forgive the uninspired action design, can tolerate the rough cut, can appreciate the dry lines that taste the same. Because this in itself is a dream of strengthening the country in spring and autumn, with "Chinese women being raped + Chinese men being tortured and murdered + Japanese women are so wronged + Japanese men are good beasts + Hongkou dojo group P drama + nunchakus vs. katana + Chen Zhen, don't be wronged. Come out, come out, come out, come out, come out" Chen Zhen’s dream invincible mode. It reminds you all the time-you are dreaming!

Finally, I want to talk about you, Zidan, you know I like you very much. When many people only started to know you from "Ip Man", I think you are a little crazy. My hard drive still keeps your "Killing, Dancing and Dancing". At that time, you had many ideals and pursuits. Your "Slaying the Wolf" and "The Fuse" were my must-sees after meals every day. There are many specials and more niubillity and more natives. I think that a pair of fists can make a world, and I think I can act as a golden statue by acting myself. It can be said that I grew up watching you beat people. Look at you now, the whole thing has become a masturbation toy for patriotic youths. After beating the traitors and the Japanese, the Japanese and the British, and the British and the Germans, you will immediately go back to the Three Kingdoms and fight the ancients when you finish lighting up the modern and contemporary people, and you will turn into monkeys to fight after you fight on the earth. "Heaven on earth" person, but has your movement design been innovative? Why is there only the most basic punching and leg swinging in the Hongkou Dojo battle? How can Chen Zhen, who was born in Huo Jiaquan, hit the Wing Chun Japanese punching punches repeatedly? Have you practiced the nunchaku. Why can't we all play a starting position? Have you really worked hard in this film? Why did you fight the ultimate BOSS less than a minute after removing the time to put POS and remove the goddess Athena to summon the saints in the last battle? Yes, your speed is faster, but you are just abuse of a rookie, your strength is stronger, it is all the help of photography skills, your muscles are still so developed, but we have seen it a long time ago, waiting for you to stick I'll see how you expose monkey meat to the upper body of monkey hair, and you will soon become "Fist of the Big Dipper" if you expose it like this.
In 2007, you called the "Boxer" Tony Jia: TONY, you're done! Where did that pride go? "The Fuse" makes people shine, where did you travel abroad to learn MMA? Except for being cool and ruthless, where is the rhythm of Zhen's that used to be "Jet Li is classical music, Donnie Yen is jazz"?
Perhaps the bleak box office that year made you understand that playing a Kung Fu policeman with a "bursting character and full of guts" is a career with no money, and the market situation of "a lot of money and people stupid" in the mainland will let you know. In a morbid country where foreigners are strong in their mouths, and their hearts are complaining about women, how a national hero who specializes in making foreigners into pigs is so tempting to quench his thirst.
However, I also want you to know that Jet Li, who was so popular in the past, had the last movie in the Once Upon a Time series called "Once Upon a Time: The Lion of the Western Regions". In the film Jet Li didn't get a single punch and faced the revolver of the Western Cowboys. The pistol, just swiping the gown, turned the bullet into an invisibility. Using this film as a springboard, Li started to go downhill in Hollywood. He is now the same age as you, but he can only receive his pension in the "Expendables" action hero nursing home.
The most invincible moment of a person is the beginning of the hero's decline.
The sweetest time of a dream is the precursor to it waking up.

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  • Gussie 2022-03-18 09:01:07

    Movie 2 stars, fragile national feelings plus 1 star and 3 stars

  • Libbie 2022-03-26 09:01:12

    Much worse than Ye Wen