Episode 1: Memorabilia of the Age of Dark Sons of Dogstar

Roel 2022-12-13 18:20:14

For ease of understanding, Modi's first time travel is recorded as the first year of the Dog Star's Dark Son Era.

Dogstar Dark Son Era Year 1:

Animation playback time 6:58 Modi crossed to the dog star for the first time to get the wine, and Hoovy helped carry the wine to the earth from 7:13.

Dark Sons Anno 28:

7:41 Little Hoof traveled back to the Dog Star, and stayed on Earth for 28 seconds. When he returned to the Dog Star, he found that his wife Bova had died of old age, and the child Japheth was not only born, but also grown up. It can be roughly estimated here that 1 second of earth time in the animation is about 1 year of dog star time.

Dark Sons Anno 57:

8:03 After Modi took the wine and was drank by Neptune, after 29 seconds, at 8:42 Modi traveled to the dog star for the second time to get the wine. Jaffe has spent about 29 years in the dog star, when he was in his 50s . Modi fled back to Earth after fighting Jaffe.

Dark Sons Anno 62:

At 9:01, Modi was unwilling to return to the earth and thought that he did not get the wine. After 5 seconds, at 9:06, Modi crossed to the dog star for the third time. At this time, the dog star had passed 5 years. 3 sons tell bizarre stories with alien boys, but the kids don't believe it. Jia Fei is over sixty years old, and he is getting old. Slowly, he no longer waits for people who pass through. He grows flowers and vegetables and spends the rest of his life in peace. And Modi didn't realize that the son in front of him was actually Xiaoho's son, and still called Jaffe the little hoof. After a fight, he took the wine back to Earth at 9:18. From the first time crossing, it has only been less than 3 minutes for Modi, but more than 60 years have passed for Dog Star.

Jia Fei's three sons witnessed the fight between their father and the alien boy. Before his death, his father used his last strength to stop the people who passed through. After several years of construction work, the three brothers not only built a defensive castle centered on the location of the portal, waiting for the aliens to pass through the boy, but also established the Anti-Dark Children Church, recruiting believers and ruling the congregation with teachings.

The three brothers are in power at the same time, the eldest is the leader of the devil's horn, the second is the leader of the parrot, and the third is the leader of the crybaby.

Dark Children Era circa 80:

The eldest son asked why he was guarding the gate, and the eldest replied that the son of darkness would come sooner or later. (This is the place where the Goumin calls Modi the Son of Darkness in this episode, plus the fact that he doesn't know the real name of the alien crossing boy from the beginning to the end, it can be reasonably inferred that the Goumin history book calls Modi the Son of Darkness, which is why I use The dog star perspective calls Modi's crossing event as the Era of Dark Children)

The Era of the Son of Darkness is about 95 years (the time flow ratio here is not consistent with the above, which may be the reason for the editing of the plot):

At 9:47, 62 seconds after turning back to the earth's perspective, at 10:49, Modi traveled to the Dog Star for the fourth time, and was frightened back to Earth by a salvo of various weapons. ) to make a concluding speech, and the crying leader on the right continued to send (closed) wave (eyes) special (flow) long (tears).

About 100 years of the Dark Child Era:

Several years have passed since the dog star, and the three brothers are still in power at the same time (11:14, the parrot leader and the cry leader are sitting on both sides of the boss and are wearing crowns. The parrot leader is dead, and he doesn't even look at it. The eldest son who was talking, stared sadly at the parrot statue on the table next to him), during the period, the Anti-Dark Children Church established a council hall centered on the location of the portal. Witnessing the portal incident, he questioned his father in front of the three leaders of the council hall, saying that the boy would not come back, and accused the Son of Darkness incident as a lie. His father sent someone to throw him out of the council hall. Son of Magic Church led astray.

Era of the Dark Children about 110 years:

The eldest's son worked hard for several years, and finally killed his father and seized power. But he didn't know that the mantis was catching the cicada, and the oriole was behind, and he was assassinated from behind by the leader of the magic church as soon as he put on the crown.

Afterwards, the head of the Magic Church was giving his inaugural speech. At 12:13, Modi traveled to the Dog Star for the fifth time. This time he came with high-tech equipment (referred to as he came prepared), and quickly killed the Magic Church and bombed it. Flat Castle.

12:31 Modi returned to Earth with 2 bottles of wine. Before leaving, he threw the high-tech gloves on the dog star. The reason for making this mistake should be that no one would dare to host him again if the castle was blown up. But the female officer next to the boss of the council hall picked up the gloves and raised them over her head, her face full of confusion.

Era of the Dark Children circa 190:

12:31-13:49 The earth has only passed for more than 1 minute, but the dog star has passed seventy or eighty years quickly. Under the leadership of the female officer, the Anti-Son of Darkness Church has helped the dog through research and use of the high-tech gloves left by Modi. Star has achieved a technological explosion, jumping from the Middle Ages to the interstellar era, and has developed various high-tech products, including the portal technology that is being researched. Adam's mother gave him special training and planned to cross and attack the Son of Darkness. (It can be seen from the appearance that Adam's mother should be the descendant of the female officer who picked up gloves, not the same person, because the time does not match)

Era of the Dark Children about 200 years:

After a few years, the dog star portal technology was successfully developed. At 14:42, Adam arrived at Modi's house through the first earth portal of the dog star, but the level of the dog star transmission technology was not high, and the traveler needed to wear a life-filled liquid. Maintain the equipment and connect the liquid supply pipes to the two ends of the transmission (the life support liquid is actually liquefied by 3 dog people, which shows that the dog stars are gradually losing their dog nature). During the fight, Jessica took advantage of the bottle opener she picked up and smashed the liquid supply tube. Adam was forcibly recalled immediately. Jessica happened to be standing next to Adam and was recalled to Dog Star at 15:14.

Era of the Dark Children circa 215:

15:27 Modi crosses to the Dog Star for the sixth time with his equipment (during the time it has been more than ten years since Jessica was accidentally recalled to the Dog Star - 13 seconds, knowing that the Son of Darkness will definitely come for Jessica, Once again, despite all the research and development of technology, the dog people were all transformed into mechanical electric dogs), Modi saw that the created illusion was captured.

The Era of Dark Children is about 500 years (here the time velocity ratio is again inconsistent with the above):

After 16:53, the dog star's perspective continues. Modi wakes up and is bound by gravitational light. The electric dog researcher asks the ultimate question of dogs: "What would we be without you? What do we have but hatred?"

Without Modi's involvement, Dogstar Technology would certainly develop more slowly, but the whole society should be better off without the domination of hatred.

Here's a question, the electric dog said to Modi that it's fine, you woke up, is it the first time Modi woke up after he was caught, or was Modi one time after he has been researched? From what the Lightning Dog said next, it has been studying Modi for centuries, and the answer to the question clearly points to the latter. From 16:02 to 16:53, it is only 51 seconds to change to the perspective of the earth, but the dog star has come over for centuries, and the time flow ratio is again inconsistent with the above, which may be the reason for the editing of the plot.

Modi broke free, kicked the Lightning Dog researcher, and was kicked off his back. The Lightning Dog contributed the best joke of the episode: Why am I copying genitals? ! ! !

Then Modi rescued Jessica and planned to escape back to Earth together. After seeing the large robot, he immediately opened the portal at 17:58 and crossed back to Earth, but it was too late to open the door. The two of Jessica were about to pull back, but the body of the snake wrapped around the two was too wide and the door was too narrow to go back. Modi kept calling for help to Rick at this time.

Rick rushed over to help, but he couldn't pull the robotic snake, and another small robotic snake came over and grabbed Rick's leg.

The Era of the Dark Children is about 530 years (it may also be about 500 years, as will be analyzed later):

18:27 The trio of Modi/Rick/Jessica (Modi for the seventh time, Jessica for the second time, and Rick for the first time) were forced to travel to the dog star. From the dog star's point of view, it is not easy for the little snake to pull for nearly a year (one second), and it is too difficult for the big snake to pull Modi and others back to the dog star for nearly 30 years from 17:58-18:27. No wonder the big snake was directly scrapped after pulling the dog star back.

(Analysed from another angle, if the portal is really open for 30 years from the dog star's perspective, then the dog star will definitely take other means. It is very likely that every time the portal is opened, the two worlds are separated. The time flow rate is forcibly unified, that is to say, as long as the portal is not closed, the earth will only pass one second after the dog star.)

After Rick calmed down, he said that this place was only the original inhabitants of Dog Star, why have they become cyberpunk mechanical beasts now (he did not know that this was caused by a series of wrongdoings by Modi, and the mechanical beasts were not The dog people changed, but the anti-dark son technology product developed by the electric dog), and then launched a gravitational ray to destroy the mechanical bird in front of him.

Unexpectedly, the mechanical bird not only was not injured at all, but after absorbing the rays, it would in turn send more powerful gravitational rays towards Rick, sucking away Rick's various portable high-tech.

The three wanted to escape but were surrounded by a group. Just when the mechanical beast was about to execute the three of them, Aquaman appeared through the portal. The coquettish Jackson-style summoning action caused a tsunami to flood the cyber city, and the big dog whale smashed the mechanical beast.

Fortunately, the portal was always open, and at 19:18 Neptune brought the three back to Earth.

So far, this dog star event on Earth is over.

From the dog star's perspective, the Era of the Children of Darkness started from Modi's first crossing. In the course of about 530 years, it mainly experienced the primitive tribe era, the medieval era and the interstellar era. Finally, the Era of the Children of Darkness was ended by a tsunami. The dog star may continue to develop technology with hatred, or it may resume its own development without any connection with the earth since then.

—————— Supplement on June 28 ——————

Seeing someone discussing the one or two seconds between the opening of the portal and entering the portal, the opposite may have passed a year or two, and the opposite should take measures. This possibility of running for one or two years in a row is relatively small, and it should be the following two possibilities:

One is that although the portal is open, the opposite side cannot be seen until no one enters the teleportation, and the opposite side will only appear when someone passes through.

The other is that every time the portal is opened, the time flow rate of the two worlds is forcibly unified, that is to say, as long as the portal is not closed, the earth will only pass one second after the dog star.

In terms of rationality, the latter possibility is preferred.

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