serious rant

Alex 2022-12-27 06:14:13

Alright, let's be fair. Before watching this, I heard someone say Zhou Xingchi was very dissatisfied with the finished product more than once. Let’s talk about the embarrassing dubbing first. For the role of Ruolan, at first, I was blind to Song Hye Kyo and thought it was Song Hye Kyo trying to squeeze Chinese. Later, I found out that it was not Song Hye Kyo, so it was fucking embarrassing. I don't want to talk about Deng Chao's departure. Then there is the awkward laugh. The laugh is very Stephen Chow, but I didn't laugh at all. Friends who got the feelings, are you really laughing with your heart or are you all mentally retarded? The grand theme of the whole story is even more blunt than the writing of elementary school students (4-person group leader level) (I think everyone wants to know how humans and mermen reproduce instead of protecting the environment). If this movie can keep the theaters full for a week and make everyone laugh, go out, Tumor, if you don't get an Oscar, the US emperor is anti-China. ?

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Extended Reading
  • Zula 2022-01-23 08:06:47

    The confession under the moonlight is beautiful enough, and the uncle and Xiaotian save each other. The casting is perfect, the octopus is cute, and Yuqi is responsible for the beauty and pollution. The joke is not enough, but the overall control is okay. The ads are too hard to play directly as a joke. But more importantly, Zhou Xingchi filmed a fairy tale and stubbornly shouted to the adult world.

  • Kaia 2022-04-22 07:01:53

    New Year's Eve, as long as you are happy, I really love my money

The Mermaid quotes

  • Uncle Rich: [speaking to Liu Xuan] Your self-immolation will illuminate us!

  • Mermaid: [Speaking to Shan] Very flat chested. Like they were run over by a steamroller.

    Shan: [soft fake laugh] Thank you.