First episode, full marks! (The eighth episode, also full marks! The ninth episode... Ok then)

Crystal 2022-09-19 21:02:55

General outline:
It is now 2015.12.10. Next week will usher in the finale of the second season. So far, everyone has basically watched it. From the first season, the father sheriff is definitely alive, so the story ends. At least Papa Sheriff survived and wasn't too sad.

If it must be related to the Coen brothers, I think this is a very high-quality fan. Of course, it is still very exciting and beautiful even if it is not related at all.

After I castrated myself in the second season of True Detective Next Door, I wondered how this ice-blooded storm could be any better?
The result is really good. Although the fast food is a bit of a twist, the plot is twists and turns. The pictures are highly textured. I will come here if I have nothing to do. I will show you all kinds of beautiful shots in seconds. The carefully polished script and heart The polished sub-shot is really a shame that my drama and other people's dramas are different adjectives.

If this broken land in Minnesota is similar, it is basically the northeast corner of our country. It snows heavily and has an accent. The folk customs are sturdy and do what they say.

At this time, we are in an era when Americans are very broken. The ideal values ​​of an American who fought in the Vietnam War have collapsed, and the most respected soldiers have become disgusting. For example, Comrade Rambo suffered this kind of treatment back then. And Uncle Lang has been babbling about that the world is not good, and this kind of dull and depressing atmosphere is a bit similar to the old Sheriff's thoughts in Nowhere to Go: Everything has changed.

And after all, TV is different from movies. Those extremely long and extremely long shots in the Coen Brothers movie cannot appear. The conflict must be quick and quick, but the Frozen Bloods crew is very dedicated, just to remind you every now and then that you see me as a colleague I am the same person! In the eighth episode, the dialogue with the owner of the grocery store is used.

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Episode 1 Waiting for Dutch

This is ours The story of Sheriff Molly's dad.

Sheriff Molly's father is also a sheriff, that is her father sheriff, as well as her father-in-law Sheriff, and her mother who is in a bad mood after chemotherapy. (Love Pollution and Pol Pot's jokes are too dark)

Dad Sheriff and Father-in-law Sheriff prepare to pretend they didn't see a murder at the same time.

The homicide was caused by a gangster who was about to threaten a judge, but was spat out by the judge (verbally and physically), then shot the judge with a gun, and slapped a chef and a waiter in a fast food restaurant on the way. .

As a result, the waiter was not killed at first, he ran outside the store, and then the gangster chased out to make things permanent... (This analogy, the father sheriff is also a joker)

and then a gangster saw the flying saucer (are you there? trouble?), and was hit by a car...

Matt Damon (don't say it's just me) came home happily, had dinner with his wife, and found out that a certain gangster was hit by his wife, and a certain gangster resisted and fought. In the middle of the story, a certain gangster was made things permanent by Matt Damon, and then the two hid the body together.

And then what about this gangster who wants to target a certain judge?

Because a judge froze the bank account of a profiteer. If the bank account is unfrozen, the profiteer will give him money. It turns out that the gangster is collecting protection fees.

To whom? Give it to a gangster's brother, and as a result, you will find that a gangster's brother is not a gangster, but a second-generation gangster, and then there is a second brother. The first-generation gang leader and the gang leader's wife were also very dissatisfied that Yao'er turned out to be a gangster, but there was no time, and the gang leader also had a stroke...

In this crisis of survival, an alien gangster came to snatch their territory.
They also held a strategy seminar (if there was Microsoft at that time, I guess they would have made PPT), while you are sick and ready to take over the gangster's territory, whoever resists will make things permanent.

Well, it's just one episode. , The amount of information about this plot is already flying to the sky, and then all kinds of black jokes are flying all over the sky.

To sum it up: this is a story of made things permanent. (True Detective next door, take a look at what you did in season 2.)

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Episode 2 Before the Law

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Episode 6 Rhinoceros
doesn't have time (mainly lazy) to write a movie review, but this episode is too high, let's just say a few words, the ending song seems to be from the three kings of Coen brothers escape from prison The song of the song, thinking about George Clooney singing Sorrow Sorrow at the time, and he had to use a hairnet, I really think he was so soft haha.

Recently, I feel that I am really dealing with Pol Pot when I go to work during the day and go to class at night. I will make up for it when I have time. Of course, I came here today mainly to read the movie reviews written by the indoor Pangtuojun, although it is not as lively as me (Duanzi hand) , but it was well written and very meaningful.

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Episode 8 Loplop
accidentally saw episode 8 Renewed for three seasons, I guess it tells the story of Sheriff Molly's child...

Don't look at us living in the backcountry, we have a high crime rate.

Along with a hula dance, the wife of the butcher, the daughter of Fargo, the female driver of the Gerhardt family terminator, after another double kill, went on a spiritual journey of self-talk. Basically, he has been slightly connected to the earth from the half-immortal state, got a big epiphany, and feels that he has reached a higher level, although this anger is not too normal.

Then Matt Damon finally ran back from his father's sheriff's place, and met the young gang leader cordially, gave you a punch on the way, packed his shoulders with his shoulders and carried it away.

The father-in-law, the sheriff, was hit by Brother Destroyer. He felt very bad and needed to lie down. Brother Destroyer went back to Matt Damon’s house and found the hotel address of the upper-level sect seminar.

In fact, Matt Damon and the female driver are completely different. They belong to different personalities and different worldviews. As a result, the two of them can encourage each other and add courage to each other. After the big epiphany, the female driver had a feeling of being completely let go. The world is brand new. Come and come, let's be an action group.

Brother Destroyer encountered triple ridicule from the bar owner, the drunk gang, and the police on the way (all the names were chiefs or the names of some chiefs), and decisively killed them. It seems that minority issues are also a big issue in the United States.

The female driver couldn't wait to call the proprietress, but Brother Mie Shen quietly went to the hotel. He heard all the conversations, and took another head on the way when he got the information. In this episode, there is a scene where four people make three phone calls at the same time. There is a yellow shimmer on the left and right, and a white light is shot down from the top of the head. It reminds me directly of the couplet of "four little devils with different stomachs". The FX of the United States is higher than you do not know where.

The female driver is watching TV at home. The plot is a story of a husband and wife who escaped and the help of a noble person. It is exactly the same as the two at the end of this episode.

Butcher Luwen was still too young. He was shot by the second brother of the chicken leg. In a rage, he switched to MM Bean. Just after the connection between episodes 7 and 8, MM Bean almost knelt down to Matt Damon and was overjoyed. Crazy hair.

Then, it was time for fans to pay tribute. The grocery store was chatting and laughing at the boss. Like the old man, the boss was frightened, but law-abiding citizens still had to do it, and unintentionally saved both males and females.

Matt Damon went home in high spirits, but he was plotted by the leader of the young gang, and then the people who talked a lot got unlucky. When the leader of the young gang was evasive, he was beaten into blood by the female driver, and finally was killed by the god-destroying brother. The three brothers are left with chicken legs and the second child.

Then there was Brother Mister who wanted to cut his hair before he retired from the arena. The female driver was about to become a goddess of war. She specialized in high-level players and ganged Brother Mie. At the end of the episode, both male and female look at Papa Sheriff in surrender. (Have pity on Matt Damon, the little eyes that let you go: I'm really a farmer! Why are you forcing me!)

There are also a lot of laughs in this episode, mainly focusing on the young gang leader. He just played too much prestige in the front, and he was a prisoner in the back, all kinds of pitiful and funny. He originally thought that he wanted to make waves when he escaped, but he played it again, which fully proved the theorem that the boss can't succeed in the dark.

Post-match statistics:
Female driver VS young gang leader Result: electrocuted, fed, stabbed twice, covered in head, stabbed in the foot, beaten by K head, female driver beat the young gang leader in tricks, the female driver won.

Result of Slayer: Seriously wounded gangster x 2, kill the hotel owner x 1, kill the police x 2, kill the hair salon proprietress x 1, kill the gang leader x 1, five kills.

Female driver VS God-destroyer Result: Severely wounded God-destroyer, it seems that we still have to use spiritual weapons to arm ourselves! Um! That's it!

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Episode 9 The Castle (Valar Morghulis mortal)
Who are you, screenwriter? Slaughtered ten thousand people, Yoshiki Tanaka? George Fatty Hundred Killer Martin?

It took less than two minutes for the show to start, and Brother Extinguisher made a perfect blood. He promised to learn from the Coen brothers and let the grocery store owner go?

At present, Brother Destroyer is playing a big game of chess (or killing the Three Kingdoms), and this is a top traitor.

Minnesota Squad VS (Wrap) Dakota Squad

Dad Sheriff was expelled because of his high IQ. Father-in-law Sheriff said that I am mature and stable and watch them. The Dakota Squad was about to use the male and female as bait to catch a big fish, but it turned out to be a torpedo.

MM Bean is trying to hide the sky and cross the sea, and is going to make up for his faults and kill the lesser gangsters. God's perspective is really cool for this group of stupid humans.

The sheriff's mother passed out, and Valar Morghulis may have a prophecy.

Brother Destroyer is also using skills to hide from the sky and the sea, and the result: success.
Mom looked at the scale on the wall, which made people feel very emotional, don't be sad, you will be reunited immediately.

When the father sheriff found out that the proprietors of the hair salon were all killed, his anger rose from his heart, and his wickedness turned to courage. Lead the knife into a fast, live up to the young man's head! Today I'm going to kill you bastards on behalf of the people and the taxpayers! Immediately turn around and head back to the Valley of the End.

The autumn wind is blowing, and the saber returns late. In the dark night

of the night, there must be a paragraph of ancient dragon here to enhance the atmosphere. I have been talking nonsense for so long, I really can't find an adjective to describe this paragraph. In a round of intense and unclear teamfights, Brother Destroyer killed the gang master's wife, and took away the others who seriously injured his father-in-law's sergeant. The father-in-law relied on summoning a flying saucer to kill the second brother of chicken legs, and completed the group annihilation of the Gilhart family. Then, the American self-entertainment spirit reappeared, how afraid of eating with your wives (daughters) are you! Ready and wearing armor again! Just like Lu Wan and his father, they looked like they had seen a woman and seen a ghost. Both males and females ran away again, and Brother Mie Shen chased after them. And how should I comment on this episode? I think the subtitle team translated what I said in my heart. It's not appropriate, so let's just upload the picture. Yes, this episode is, really play (Ok, then). Post-match stats:

















Brother God Extermination Results: Seriously injured father-in-law sheriff x 1, killing the police is worthless, killing the Gilhart family thugs is worthless, killing the gang master's wife x 1, killing the grocery store owner x 1, super god.

Dad Sheriff: Kill the second brother chicken leg x 1, get the summoning skill UFO Shiny x 1.

Father-in-law Sheriff: Kill some of the Gilhart family thugs.

A Soy Sauce Detective: Kill the Gilhart family thugs x 2.

MM Bean: Unleash Taunt x 1.

Dakota low IQ team VS Gilhart family thugs, almost completely destroyed.

Well, I boldly predict that the title of the next issue will be:
Valar Dohaeris

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Episode 10 Palindrome (Valar Dohaeris all people need to serve)

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Waiting for Dutch quotes

  • Lou Solverson: It's a diner robbery in Minnesota, Karl. Not a presidential assassination.

    Karl Weathers: Oh, sure. That's how it starts... with something small like a break-in at the Watergate Hotel. But just watch. This thing's only getting bigger.

  • Dodd Gerhardt: You're the comic in a piece of bubblegum!

    Rye Gerhardt: Well, I mean, says you!