"Gintama" funny dialogue

Einar 2022-07-12 15:58:27

Kagura (holding
Gin . The guy in this country who can drag a motorcycle with one hand is not called a girl, but a mountain gorilla."

Kagura "My family is very poor, and I only have rice for three meals a day. At least three meals a day should be added with eggs. ?"
Shinpachi "No, it doesn't make any difference"
Kagura "At that time those guys came to me and said, "If you work here, you can eat salmon tea with rice for three meals! "I'm tempted to hear that. " Gintoki
"What! At least three meals a day have to eat different things!" I was stopped by the staff (uncle). Uncle: I said that I can't go inside without a ticket. We have to find the police . Xinpachi: Wait, please listen to my girlfriend....my girlfriend Two people were kidnapped by an uncle with a barcode. They are going on their honeymoon. Uncle : What a lie, you can see that you don’t have a girlfriend, and you can see that you haven’t had a girlfriend for sixteen years. You know how old you are. A lie is a lie. I was just bragging . Shinpachi: Why do you keep complaining about me, why do you know? If I'm a god, put adolescence at the end of my life. ----by A. Frans If I'm a god, that's it, add a chocolate party to the School lunch. ----by Sakata Gintoki
















Yinshi: The word sugar means one person and one person and one person and one person carrying a cross to the Tang country~

Kagura: How old are the beasts, but we are beasts on the road of life!

Kagura: It takes a car to hit someone What license?!

Okita: Alien, you are already surrounded, don't do fearless resistance, just surrender obediently. The old mother in my hometown is also crying. I didn’t give birth to you to be such an abnormal type. No matter whether it is an abnormal type or a good person, the guy who makes my mother cry is the worst. That mother, please come out and say something. Bar.

Gintoki: Your life is nothing compared to "Shonen Jump"!

When Hasegawa was a taxi driver:
Grandma Toshi: Going back to Huangquan.
Sister Miao: Going to Kabuki Street.
Kondo: Going to Kabuki Street.
Katsura: To the dawn of Japan
. Is it a defiant guy (hijikata)? Hit him, don't hit him.
Gintoki: Just drive, just take me for a ride.
Hasegawa: Tell me where to go!! Gintoki
: Then you can drive across the horizon.
Hasegawa: Are you a woman? !

Gintoki: I was just trying to get rid of the popcorn stuck behind my teeth...and I couldn't keep up with the movie! I don't get it at all! I've lost everything but popcorn!

Okita: That's amazing, Mr. Hijikata, how to make tonkatsu donburi sublime into dog food!

Gintoki: Love?? Dream? I don't need such a thing at all when I am so young. Yes... calcium.. As long as you have calcium, everything can be solved.
The pressure of exams, the generation gap with your parents, the girl you love Etc.. In short, calcium intake is king.

Gui: A baby's job is to cry, how can you neglect your duty?

Kondo: Well. . . I think everyone should already know that a few days ago, the ship of the space pirates sank. And even more surprising. . . It turned out that it was only two samurai who destroyed them. . .
(The members of the True Selection team ignore Kondo, making noise.)
Kondo: Ah Nian.
. (The earthworker picks up the barrel)
. . . . . . . . . . After the bang. . . . . . . . .
Kondo: Well. . . I think everyone should already know that a few days ago, the ship of the space pirates sank. And even more surprising. . . It turned out that it was only two samurai who destroyed them. . .
Team member (cannon fodder scattered): What! Really?
Earthwork (holding up the barrel): It's too obvious! Can't you be more natural?
Kondo: . . . . . enough. . . . I can't go on. . . . . . .


(Hijikata wakes Okita, who is sleeping with a blindfold on)
Hijikata: What if terrorists break in? Don't underestimate your work!
Okita (seriously): When did I underestimate my work? (Serious): The only person I look down on is you, Mr. Hijikata!

Yinshi: What are you doing, staring at blood-red eyes, did you play all night last night?

Gintoki: What's the hurry! It's not the wealthy, self-willed sons in JUMP. Lack of money is like chronic rhinitis, and our fate with poverty will not end in a day or two. Let's just continue to have no money in peace.

Topic: To make friends, make friends who become old men and call each other nicknames.

(The postman crashes into Dengshi's shop on a motorcycle)
Dengshi: Asshole, look what you did to my mother's shop! Ready to die, right?
Postman: Yes, sorry. Because I haven't slept much since yesterday.
Dengshi: Okay, let's put you to sleep now.

Shinpachi (checking the injured person's injuries): It seems serious. Kagura, call an ambulance.
Kagura (shouting to the sky): Ambulance -
Silver (rage): Who told you to shout in such a primitive way! ! !

(Shinpachi is caught, Shinpachi grabs Gintoki, Gintoki catches Kagura)
Gintoki: Shinpachi, what are you doing, let go!
Shinpachi: No, I don't want to be arrested alone!
Yinshi: Can't you just say 'leave me alone and run'?
Kagura: Leave me alone, go to hell by yourself!
Gintoki: Asshole, even if I go, I will drag your soul with me!

(Gin and Hijikata hit each other)
Gin Toki: Dangerous, what should I do if I really stabbed me!
Hijikata: You idiot! Didn't I hit you just to cut!

Father Atong: Today is a special day, today...
Yinshi: Indeed, being arrested immediately after escaping from prison can really be a day I will never forget.

Shinpachi: Do you understand? There are rules in this world!
Kagura: Rules are meant to be broken.

Gintoki: Although you may have experienced hard, painful and unbearable things, please do your best! If you think that it is painful now, in fact, there will be more and more painful things waiting for you in the future. If you think this way, you can persevere.
Shinpachi: Why are you so abused even with your life creed!

(The door to the toilet is blocked by a group of people from "Spring Rain")
Yin Shi: Are you going to the toilet together holding hands? Not enough toilets.


Hijikata: Suspicious guys don't hesitate, let me down. The responsibility rests with me.
Okita: Really? Then I saw the samurai and slashed them one by one, and then I asked!
Hijikata: Listen, everyone, I didn't say anything just now.

Kondo: Fourteen, Sougo said that the kid said he went to poop, why did he never return?
Hijikata: That kid might skip work for me again.
Kondo: Fourteen, it doesn't matter if you doubt others, but you are absolutely not allowed to doubt yourself. I believe in General Wu, I believe he must be old and not come out, I believe so.
Hijikata: To be believed by you, I think it is better to be suspected.

Yamazaki: Actually, because I ran too fast, I fell (takoyaki) halfway and was knocked over. I'm sorry, this is really the failure of my Yamazaki life.
Hijikata: Is that so? I think the seaweed shavings on your lips is the failure of your life.

Hijikata: You kid can't get away!
Gintoki: No, no, I use that!
Hijikata: Blow her down with anti-tank rocket launchers!
Yinshi: Where are you going to find anti-tank rockets?
Hijikata: Everyone has an anti-tank rocket launcher deep in their hearts!

Staff: This guest, pets are not allowed here.
Kagura: No, the doll said it. (Dingchun)
Staff: The doll won't "huhu" panting, right?
Kagura: Who said it was a doll! It's a humidifier!
Staff: Does the humidifier have such a big dog smell?
Kagura: Oh? Yeah? It was probably a pet.

Stewardess: Beef or fish?
Kagura: Beef and fish!
Kagura: One more beef an fish!
Silver time: strawberry milk! Bring me a box of strawberry milk!
Shinpachi: You give me a little cherish for your character.

(Gintoki is stuck in the hole in the wall, and Gui hears the beast's voice and wants to escape)
Gintoki: bastard! Will normal people leave me alone at this time?
Gui: Didn't you say you wanted to live here! Don't worry I'll be back soon, I'm just going to buy a cake, buy a cake...

Shinpachi: Youth, it's like a sand castle that collapses in an instant just because of some insignificant things

Gintoki : Not good PP! Split in half!
Shinpachi: Ah Yin, calm down, everyone's PP is divided in half.

Gui: What happened to you, Yinshi? Tell me in detail.
Shinpachi (angry): It's said that I've lost my memory, how can I describe it!

(The earthwork was hit on the head by the gravel)
Okita: Everyone please avoid! It's dangerous here! Otherwise, it will be like this person! Even if you pretend to be cool with a poker face, it actually hurts! It's embarrassing!
Earthwork: The development here has gotten out of hand.
Okita: Hijikata, your blood is out of control.
Hijikata: In this situation, that kid Yamazaki might have been warped.
Okita: Hijikata, your time is running out.

(Facing the enemy line)
Okita (wanting to get into the police car): Hijikata, I forgot to bring my flute. Go back and get it right away.
Hijikata (wanting to pretend to be cool): Well, you don't have to come back. What a shame, bastard, I am alone here! You guys are waiting here.
(The other side lifts out a huge cannon)
Tu Fang (standing in front of the police car, serious): General Wu, I forgot to bring a protractor. Go back and get it right away.
Okita (pulls out the protractor from his arms): Don't worry, Hijikata, I have the protractor here.

(Online chat)
Shinpachi: Fruit Punch Samurai, can you help me?
Gui: I'm not a fruit punch warrior, it's Gui!
Shinpachi (angry): Then what screen name do you have!

(Uncle Matsudaira's daughter and the gangster went to ride the Ferris wheel together, and the true selection group who followed them was puzzled)
Hijikata: When it comes to the Ferris wheel, it's Kiss, and it's built for Kiss.

Jisong: Then again, why did you run up to the roof?
Gui: It's because... I got lost.
Ji Song: Huh? Lost and lost on the roof? Are you going to go to heaven?
Gui: That's not what it means. I was lost on the road of life.

Okita: Teacher, I'm hungry. Can we get out of class?
Teacher Ginpachi: Teacher, I have already decided to have curry for lunch, so I can't.
Okita: I have absolutely no idea what you mean.
Teacher Ginpachi: It doesn't matter, anyway, it's not interesting at the beginning.

Hijikata: I didn't lose. As long as you don't admit defeat in your heart, you don't lose.
Okita: As expected of Hijikata! You are so brave even after being defeated in front of ten team members, I really admire your shamelessness!
Hijikata: I think this sword can't be used anyway, so cut off your head!

(Kondo, who is about to be forced to marry the gorilla princess, asks for help through the walkie-talkie)
Gintoki: Excuse me, where is the toilet? over
Kondo (angry): Ask the person next to you! over!!
Okita: Over here, boss, I'll take you there. Over
Kondo (angry): That's just a conversation between the two of you! What are you doing with the walkie-talkie? Ruined! These guys don't even want to help! OVER!!! Shinpachi

: You can't even hold a single page!
Gintoki: Asshole! That's a lot of time for a manga!

(...The giant bear appears...) (Kagura Gintoki immediately fell to the ground and pretended to be dead) Gintoki
: No way! ! Playing dead is useless! ! That's just superstition! ! Don't pretend!
Kagura: Huh? Is that just superstition? How cunning! Ah Yin pretended to be really dead! Hello! Mr. Xiong, this man is alive!
(Ah Yin angry, hits Kagura head)
Kagura: Look! Is it alive!

(Oedo Female Hero Contest)
Kagura: A dream? If it is, it is very hard, and if not, it is very empty. I was also moved when I saw the figure of the curly-headed Ah Yin opening the way in the midst of the thorns! ! (jumps onto the ring) Attack! ! asshole! !
Yinshi: I never knew her...
Shinpachi: I don't know her either...

(Elizabeth lies in the hospital after being hit)
Agui (with a serious face): Elizabeth, be careful in the future. In today's dangerous world, just crossing the river carefully by feeling the bridge is not enough. Blow up the bridge before crossing the river.

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Gintama quotes

  • [repeated line used whenever someone says his name wrong]

    Kotaro Katsura: It's not Zura, it's Katsura!

  • [repeated line used whenever the Shogun appears or does something outrageous]

    Gintoki Sakata: Shogun ka yo?... It's the Shogun?