You have no way of understanding the loneliness that pierces your heart and sees nowhere. Someone can plan an entire weekend, get dressed up, just because they have to go out and buy a new journal. And that feeling of being left alone for years and months , an unintentional touch on the bus can also be sent directly between the legs, arousing infinite shocks and desires... And the boy who delivered Guilin rice noodles at night, shy eyes and a smile can bring many days Rippling spring-like nutrition... All of this, you don't understand at all. - M. Ji "Sin and Beautiful"
Otaku men and women all over the world hope that there will be a "Good Dick" in the In his (her) life.
He is young, simple, and one-strand, and he is a clerk in a video store, but these few elements are enough to be regarded as "sexy" by us, but, he is kind, straightforward, and he likes You, love you, you can't drive him away when you have a nervous attack! However, he was born a good guy and has a "Good Dick" comparable to your most obsessed pornographic movie!
sky! I exclaimed softly all over: There really is such a perfect otaku partner in the world! ? If there is, there is only one, and that is the protagonist of the story! ——Therefore, "Good Dick" is like a fairy tale, only for us YY!
YY, isn't this what otaku men and women all over the world do best? Our specialty is, we rent all kinds of pornographic films from the video store every day, and look at the screen with a critical or longing vision even more strictly than the film bureau censorship, from the rising of the sun to the setting of the sun and the sinking of the jade rabbit, in the left and right hands or tools With the cooperation of the "once a day" roller coaster, the thrill, and then fall into the dark, garbage-filled room and the sheets that have not been changed for three months... At this time, maybe a pregnant cockroach happened to be from the toe. Crawling by in time, it's too busy trying to get away from our stinking feet that haven't been washed in months!
how about you? Have you ever thought about running away?
Escape from the life of a "house", escape from hiding in a dark room and watch porn and jerking off. The protagonist in the film is right next to you, but the fact is that you are trying your best to stay away from the crowd, away from society and real life every day, not to mention as a What's more "convenient" for Chinese otakus is that they don't have to go downstairs to the video store to rent discs, because free download resources can be found online! With that said, we don't even have the only chance to reach the "real" crowd - the video store guys!
Before M. Ji appeared, I had talked about "love" several times, each time it ended in failure, and then I came to the conclusion of myself - I can't get along with people for a long time! I remember in the process, I said this sentence to almost every object: I like this feeling - when I want you, you are by my side, and when I don't want to see you, you disappear immediately! ...
you now know why I'm still single! ?
However, "Good Dick", our good guy, when the heroine's "otaku syndrome" attacked and hysterically asked him to disappear immediately from her side, his eyes were as clear as water, and he was clearly saying: I am If you don't go, no matter how you rush, I just don't go, I'll depend on you for the rest of my life! How are you~ Howling! ?
This is the most sensual sexy voice ever!
This is the voice of expectation and fantasy of otakus all over the world. Although we call you like a dog, we also love you like a dog. Therefore, how much we hope that you can Treat yourself as loyal as a dog!
Loyalty, yes, I was about to cry, I mentioned loyalty, I really cried, you must know that the biggest source of our otaku's mental illness is the lack of security, so the word loyalty to us means that made all the sense! ! !
I know this is unfair! To you, such a good boy, whether you are the guy in the video store or the hairdresser next door, or the guy who delivers Guilin rice noodles in the middle of the night, no one in this world has the right to treat you so unfairly, no matter what his name is. It's not fair to you to be autistic otaku or whatever other excuses!
The otakus all over the world may have been lucky enough to meet a "good guy" in the end, but this guy must be a little "lower" than himself in some respects, otherwise, where can we rely on our sense of security? !
Thanks to the details in the film, when the boy "dog" was waiting for the heroine and was late for work, his mother had called the video store several times. It's the same as having a child born to a mother and a child who is loved by her mother. No one else is allowed to despise or abuse it. What's more, this is a "good guy" who exudes a youthful and sexy fragrance from beginning to end. Not only that, the good guy relies on labor. Eating with both hands is not rich but has simple pleasures, and this alone is "noble" than most of us otaku!
That sentence is right - lonely people are shameful (lowly)!
Although this movie is a fairy tale, it is only for us, but I still want to shout: otaku and otaku girls, come, don't miss it when you pass by, this is the MR.RIGHT in our life, only he can tolerate our hearts "diseases" and maybe cure them someday, let's YY together, this good dick, this good guy!
PS, every otaku has an unhappy childhood, and the reasons for unhappiness are different, but the result will be the same?
In addition, the personal resonance and significance of this film to me is that the old man who appeared in the video store in the film teaches everyone to "go out and have a relationship, no matter if the object is a boy or a girl", such an "old man" ", appeared many times in Mei Ji's life, most recently on New Year's Eve, he repeated the exhortation: "you should in love", and this time, I miraculously accepted and walked out, so After New Year's Eve, the M. Ji series was suspended indefinitely.
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