December 22, 1989 at 12:8 pm

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On December 22, 1989 at 12:08 pm Romanian time, which is 18:08 Beijing time, I was probably doing my homework at that time, and maybe I was watching cartoons with my job, but it was absolutely impossible for me to browse the Internet. Very violent website, because we have always been a harmonious society.

One day, the TV station solicited guests for a talk show, the topic was "After 12:08 PM on December 22, 1989, Romania time, did a very pornographic and violent website appear in our country?" In my opinion, the judgmental adverbial "whether or not" is simply a blatant suspicion of the spiritual civilization construction of our great motherland, and a blatant challenge to our harmonious society by the rightists who resist the banner of suspicion. In order to maintain the purity of a harmonious society, I decided to sign up and use my own personal experience to expose the sinister intentions of the rightists.

Moderator: What were you doing on December 22, 1989 at around 12:8 pm Romania time?
Me: I'm probably doing my homework.
Moderator: What kind of homework?
Me: It should be math. I have been good at math since I was a child, and I only like to do math problems for homework. If I remember correctly, what should be done should be the calculation of the confidence interval.
Moderator: You were still a primary school student at that time, how could you do math problems in mathematical statistics?
Me: ...I don't know either, the teacher arranged it, maybe I won't do it either.
Moderator: All right. Since you're doing math, there's no way to prove whether there were very pornographic and violent websites at that time.
Me: I mean, I choose to do my homework because there are no pornographic or violent sites.
Moderator: So you have searched online?
Me: ...well...that's it.
Moderator: Well, this can prove that there were no very pornographic and violent websites at that time.

Connect to the audience hotline.

Audience: I've known the guest since childhood, and I can attest that he's a complete liar. At that time, he searched for the keyword "violence" through Baidu video. I happened to be there and saw a lot of very violent videos.
Me: What time do you mean by "then"?
Audience: What the fuck does this have to do with it?
Moderator: Mind you, what we're proving is "After 12:8 PM Romania time on December 22, 1989..."
Audience: Whatever the fuck time, this guy is a liar.
Moderator: Please pay attention to your wording.
Me: …So what did you do after you saw that I searched for those videos?
Audience: Going home to watch cartoons, does this have anything to do with you?
Me: So after you got home, did the animation start?
Audience: No, there's no way I'd miss Transformers, which happened to feature Hercules in that episode. What the fuck are you trying to say?
I'm good. At that time, the animation started at 18:00. If you came back from my house to watch "Transformers" at your house, then it means that I saw the violent video earlier than 18:08. So you didn't prove "After 12:08 PM Romania time on December 22, 1989...".
Audience: I tell you that there are very pornographic and violent websites, it's not because you, a liar, say there are no websites. goodbye!
Me: ...
Moderator: ...

I walked out of the studio and took a deep breath. It was just when the lanterns first came on, and all the street lights came on at the same time. I was amazed that the streetlights were no longer lit one after the other, they were at this moment totally as if possessed by the soul as a whole. In such a neat and homogeneous society, under such harmonious lighting, where the hell is there still room for very pornographic and violent websites, even if my memory system has deserted, it will still be like what the audience said. . What a hell.

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