Spare tire is king

Veronica 2021-10-20 17:27:36


Editor's Note: This is a movie review of Guimao. It's best to drift away first to see the boys and girls who love and touch.



Twilight Saga New Moon (later called the new moon) is a movie suitable for watching during the holidays, but the audience is mostly limited to hormonal boys and girls and junior college undergraduates. The plot is too dreamy, the picture is too erotic, the feelings are too romantic, of course the dialogue is too brain-dead, the word love is on the lips, and the words are more frequent than the f words. I hear too much and think that I love you is me x you.

As the saying goes, boys and girls make the best money for whatever they are doing at any age. Audiences at this age are still full of fantasy, romantic nihility, in short, it is easy to reach a climax, and it is easy to fall into a trough, wave after wave is very high. At this time, going to watch such a movie where you can think of the ending with your toes, it's just the process of obscenity and high. The beautiful girl with long legs and long hair fell in love with the vegetarian vampire. Unfortunately, the family of vegetarian vampires still can't get rid of the horror. The vegetarian vampire thinks that only by leaving permanently can the girl grow up smoothly and normally. He thinks this is love. So the 100-year-old love saint vampire turned and left. Girl suddenly desperate nothingness, tea do not think Rice did not want, it is to wait for the vampire to come back, so do a lot of crazy things, just to see the magical illusion of a vampire warned her not to go to extremes ... I

if wearing The big vampire brother of haute couture menswear is pale and gloomy and entangled. After him, he has been protecting the little girl's half-topless werewolf brother part-time because of hormones and muscles. The one you love the most has gone away for the peace of his soul, and I have paid selflessly to protect you, save you from jail, unlock you from the abyss of despair, and protect you from chasing the red-haired meat-eating vampire. In the end, the one you love the most has returned to you. I struggled twice. I was angry and turned into a werewolf roar. I still quit the bird with meek and sad eyes... The obscene movie tells you that sometimes the relationship is only a triangle. It is the most stable and reliable protection.

This is indeed a teen holiday movie, and it is more suitable for little girls. There are two types of men in the film, and both types love you and protect you, and you may also fall in love with them. Pale and gloomy but affectionate vampires, they dress up with ambiguous smiles and release feminine sexiness; fierce and fit werewolves, because they have to transform from time to time, they don't wear shirts, their muscles are the hardest and most intuitive sex appeal. These two types of handsome pots can probably satisfy the two different preferences of ordinary girls, the melancholic male classmates of the beautiful and exquisite gentleman in the school or the determined and down-to-earth sportsman...

As a lustful film, whether it is Da Ye The slow motion of a wolf chasing a red-haired female vampire running in the woods, or a vampire with a flirtatious grin on his face when he walks towards you. Both are accompanied by illusory pop music. What you want is not horror, but what you want is sm. Since high. Of course, the most lustful thing is the plot of the story. It tells girls who are full of illusions that when a person you love the most disappears, it is a good thing to keep coming up with a spare tire that silently loves you the most. In short You can't be idle, the hormones must be released somewhere.

So when the vampire elder brother said Marry Me affectionately at the end of the film, I felt that it was the same as cursing people like I love you... The end of this cottage is full of powerlessness after an orgasm. A blockbuster teen pornography, the only practical significance is not All you need is Love, but All you need is another man... The so-called spare tire is king.

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I was ill and runny on the last day of last year. I was sitting on the carpet next to my barnes and noble while resting and reading. The two sisters from the central state to the tourist destination of New York, both looked at the twilight novel tirelessly, with serious and solemn expressions. And more boys and girls walked into the bookstore and went straight to the pile of black and red books. I looked at them, and then at the paul auster in my hand, thinking with satisfaction that I am old. Just as an unwelcome weird person, I probably wouldn't be interested in this book at their age. . .

When I finished my thesis, finished my homework, and started the holiday, I went to watch this movie among the boys and girls, listening to their brain-depleted dialogue, they still laughed very high and knowingly laughed. He smirked, but still felt that his mind was rested, and there were times when he was really scared. The only sympathy was that the girl said that after the vampire left, she felt a big hole in her chest, which was very painful. Hey, this feeling, I know it is real. So I have to shamelessly write down my impressions.

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Extended Reading
  • Marcelino 2022-03-25 09:01:06

    Idol drama level, the director of the Golden Compass, you can go to death

  • Kirstin 2022-03-23 09:01:22

    The love triangle of man, ghost and wolf.

The Twilight Saga: New Moon quotes

  • Bella Swan: No Edward, don't.

  • Aro: What will we do with you now?

    Marcus: You already know what you're going to do, Aro.

    Caius: She knows too much. She's a liablity.

    Aro: That's true...