Hermes recalls: the struggle between Zeus and the Hades group

Chadd 2021-10-20 17:28:27

When our Greek gods have one advantage, they can be immortal. Why can it be immortal? That's because human beings worship us and be our fans. There is a saying: "Good words cannot be taken as tonics." But for God, good words can be taken as tonics. The more fans of a god, the more flattering, and the more bullish it is. Once I went to a crafts shop to make an unannounced visit and saw that there was a statue of God in the shop, and I asked: "How much is the statue of Zeus and his old man?" The boss replied: "10 Euros", "Where is the statue of Hera, how much is it?" "That's more expensive." I saw that my portrait was also there, and I thought that a handsome guy like me, young and strong, and in charge of industry and commerce, would have to sell for fifteen or twenty euros anyway. . Guess what the boss said? "If you bought the first two statues, this one is a free gift!" At that time, I wanted to demolish his shop, but I thought about it if it spread to his elderly, I was afraid that I would suspect that I had political ambitions. , Deliberately fight with him to be jealous, so that's it. Zeus, his old man, is the main god, wise and martial, and it is only natural for fans to spread all over the world. This is the gap! We can't accept it. Those fans ask for instructions all day long to report back and sing praises to him, such as "Zeus people's great savior", "Zeus policy duck is happy", "Zeus endeavour is five times better" and so on. At the hottest time, it is said that even if the doctor delivered the baby, the pregnant woman would give thanks, and the doctor would have to roar: Thank you Zeus first! But one thing that made his old man particularly troubled recently is that his fans seem to be declining. Think about it, this "horse" hasn't been photographed anymore, and over time, is that "fart" gone? "Fart" is gone, can this iron-clad country sit still? This problem is serious.

In response to this complex and severe situation, Olympus attached great importance to it, and immediately held an enlarged meeting of the Standing Committee, chaired by Zeus and his elderly, and the Twelve Standing Committee members and some alternate members were present. During the banquet, Hades stood up and spoke and said that 95% of the people in society are good and support Zeus. That is, in Argos, there are such a small group of bad elements who have committed chaos and viciously attacked Olin. Peus and Zeus, his elders, said that "God gave too little and asked for too much", incited the people who did not know the truth to destroy the idols, set up an independent kingdom, and blatantly provoke the leadership of Olympus, and they were extremely reactionary. I see it well to heal them. Now that the enemy is aggressively attacking me, the old comrades should come forward and rush to the forefront. I, Hades, is willing to take the lead. These words were impassioned. Saidong, Polo, Dina and the other members of the Standing Committee agreed very much. Zeus and his old man were also very moved, and I applauded. The meeting finally reached a resolution, appointing Hades as a special commissioner to fully lead the "anti-rebellion" work against Argos.

After the meeting, Zeus and his old man asked me: "Xiao He, what do you think of today's resolution?" I knew his old man was testing me, so I betrayed him and said, "Uncle Ha is a good guy. , Dare to do something, should it be okay to leave this to him?" His old face sank: "What? You said Lao Ha is a good person? I think you lack a few white hairs on your head, too simple, sometimes naive! I have fought with this'good guy' line no less than ten times. I'm leaning on the old man here, pretending to be selfless, in fact, I'm afraid that I still missed the lottery, so I "woke up the young" and assigned him to the underworld. Go! Hmph, if I hadn’t risked my life to rescue him from the cecum of the old fellow Cronus, he would have become a pile of dung flushing the toilet. On the surface, he was obedient, in fact He is better than anyone else. This time, he just wanted to take advantage of the topic, so that he had the opportunity to lead the troops. The next step is to engage in a coup, oust me and let him be the main god, ha ha... Don’t worry too much, ha Diss is just a tiny person who has entered the realm of the gods. I can stab him with one finger. Today’s decision is to lead the snake out of the cave, Yangmou! You just wait for a good show."

In fact, what he thought of the old man, I also look like Der Spiegel here-he and Hades are old rivals, and usually don't wait to see each other. Hades was really depressed. I have been to the underworld several times. The three second-in-commands there, Minos, Ladamantis, and Agoias, two of which are the sons of Zeus, are placed there for surveillance. Hades has nothing to do, either, playing cards with the gods of death and sleep all day long, or playing soy sauce online. When the soy sauce is used too much, the Yanbahu will become old. Hey, I keep raising Yanbahu all day for fun, and also carry cages and birds to go out for a walk. I heard that he recently helped the poor and recognized a godson named Kraken, an ancient sea monster. I was bored, isn't that sea monster is in charge of Saidong? Why haven't I heard of this number? Could it be that in the past few years, Saidong’s stock trading has lost wages in arrears of migrant workers and forced others to quit? After I asked, I found out that Ceto was in charge of Ceto. Kraken was a Nordic product, and it was collected by Hades when he went to Norway to make soy sauce.

There were indeed two attacks in Nahadis Town, and the gang of Algos City Management Team that had been demolished was levelled by releasing the Yan Bahu three times and five times. It also found out that the queen had reactionary remarks, and he was killed if he didn't say anything else. The other principal criminals were also trembling and preparing to surrender and surrender. Who knows that Hades is addicted to playing, what kind of nuclear blackmail, he said that within ten days, he asked people to hand over the princess to his godson Sea Monster KB, or else he would "nuclear level" the city. This was considered secondary. The most terrible thing was that Hades killed several people watching the crowds, some of whom were family members of Perseus.

Who is Perseus? Speak out and scare you to death, Zeus's son of the old man! The default Olympus alternate committee members will probably be reused in the future. In the past, a human king named Acrisios created Zeus's reaction, and he would blow up Mount Olympus and stop the rotation of the earth. I don’t want to think, you who are crooked, are also worthy to challenge Zeus and his elders? His old man had already leaped thousands of miles into Dabie Mountain and found his wife on the road. When Acrisios, the big idiot, came back and hurried back, raw rice to cook mature rice, the green hat will not take off for a lifetime. In a rage, he threw his wife and children into the sea and soaked the pig cage. This child was Perseus. later? Of course he was fine later, and he was arranged to be adopted by a fisherman.

Speaking of this, you should have seen it. In order to smash the Hades Group's conspiracy, Zeus and his old man have long reserved it later: first use the hands of Hades to destroy Argos, and then use the hands of his son to destroy After Hades, I came out to take care of the mess and clean up the mess by myself. Be a good man to buy people's hearts. By the way, he plated his son with gold. Isn't this great light coming back? Don’t fans respect him again? Three birds with one stone, high, really high!

One more person has to be mentioned here-Yio. I know the old lady Io best. She is the wife of Zeus, who is also a mortal, but his old man is so fascinated by her that she really wants to divorce Hera. Once Zeus was bitter to me: "Xiaohe, some people said that my words are worth 10,000 sentences, but they are overstatement. I don't need to say that they are 10,000 sentences. Even if a sentence is a sentence, sometimes it can't be done. I said that I would drive some people out of Olympus and part ways. I just couldn't move them. I couldn't separate them!" I was confused. He also said: "What would happen if people all over the world knew about the divorce between me and Hera? You can't answer it. Divorce, where can I go to sue? Divorce, always have to go through the formalities. And He Ra is the goddess of marriage. At that time, I don't know if she listens to me or I listen to her, it may be a lot of fun. "Look, his old man is also very helpless. But having said that, he still gave Yiu a lot of things that others couldn't, such as being immortal, immortal and youthful, this grace is not simple, it is close to God's treatment. In the past, Eos, the goddess of dawn, asked Zeus to help her "immortality" treatment for the little white face she raised. His old man's favor was granted, but one was missing, and he was not "not old". Later, the man was so miserable that he was so old that he couldn't die. His old man said: "You want the hen to lay more eggs, and you don't give it rice to eat, you want the horse to run well, and you want the horse not to eat grass. How can there be such a reason in the world!" It doesn't work for grandpa to tell grandma to pay the debts, and they can't find the grave if they cry. In fact, who said that there is no such reason, Yi-Ru got it! Therefore, the key to the success or failure of everything is to look at the importance of the above.

Yiu is always young, of course, it is not without a price, she has to follow orders. Perseus survived a catastrophe, she had her hands on her hands; Argos made troubles, and had her flanking him; Perseus participated in the death squad, and she acted as a consultant. Behind this step is his old man's meaning. Despite this, his old man was not idle again, he was giving away BMWs, distributing weapons and ammunition, and also providing funds for activities. Perseus had no relationship with Zeus. This time he met again, so he should be grateful.

You can guess the following without telling the story: Perseus, who hated the country and hated his family, resolutely joined the anti-Hades death squad. At this time, Hades also showed his fox tail and set many traps. It is to release scorpions, it is to release swallows and tigers, and go to the mountains to force the palace, and the heart of robbing the class and seizing power is clearly revealed. Of course, with the help of Io and his elders, Perseus went all the way, went deep into the lair to kill Medusa, killed the sea monster with Medusa's head, and then killed the old Yanbahu Hadi with one move. Si fought back to the underworld to reform through labor. His old man got his wish and ushered in the second spring of his personal career. He also sold Yi-Ru to his son in a big way (I'm tired of playing anyway), and justifiably included Perseus. Although Yi-Ru was downgraded to a daughter-in-law, But at last he turned his wife into the main room, and everyone was very happy.

How could Zeus and his old man sit still in Olympus for ten thousand years? Now you understand. In the past, I always felt that he could be replaced, but now I realized that I can't even touch the shadow of his old man, ashamed, ashamed.

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  • Idell 2022-03-22 09:01:17

    Super ugly, pseudo 3D only subtitles are 3D, the plot is bad, the acting is even worse.

  • Maude 2021-10-20 19:02:56

    The big blame didn't fight. . . Not as good as Medusa~~

Clash of the Titans quotes

  • Perseus: [picking up the metal owl from the 1981 film] What is this?

    Solon: Just leave it!

  • Ixas: Charon only ferries the dead.

    Solon: [pulls his sword] Any volunteers?