Hello everyone, I'm here to complain

Michel 2021-10-20 17:31:32

First of all, I declare that I am definitely not reporting the vicious psychology of coming to black this drama, or the male protagonist is too old and the female protagonist has too many wrinkles, or the vicious psychology of being frightened by the show. In fact, the play has already been included in one of the repertoires I am going to follow this year, and I have plans to follow along.
Tucao is an attitude, spit it out, it is more joyful.
Reverse vomiting is welcome.
Slot one: basement. What do you say? Ninety percent of American horror dramas take place either in the basement or on the way to the basement. Okay, I made this up. . . Anyway, everyone has seen similar plots many, many times. The basement, as a poor Chinese who lives in a suite, has to envy watching the male and female protagonists enter and exit the magical basement, passing by, passing by, passing by again. There is a dimensional space in the basement. Anyone who enters and exits at will will die. However, the heroine and their daughters have the protagonist's halo, and it will be fine at most to be scared. Please don't imitate passers-by.
Slot 2: Those who believe in passers-by have eternal life. I think that even if they are so nervous that they know that there are homicides, they can’t afford to buy a house. When they find that there are often strange incidents in their homes, there are weird people waiting for them, and they even find that their home is famous in the city. After the murder house, shouldn’t you be a little curious about Baidu’s history of your house? Maybe you will find a lot of familiar faces at home. . .
Slot 3: Do not move. The considerate gynecologist said that pregnant women should not move because it is not good for their health. But I don’t think the doctor said, don’t move, even if there are strange incidents in your house, you were almost kidnapped and killed, even if your house is a famous murder house, you must live properly, dear! Which is worse for pregnant women, there should be a difference. . . .
Finally spit a slot! I'm going to break out! I really can't stand the heroine's face that botox hits so much that her face is expressionless and the whole world owes her 10 million, fearful, vigilant and unforgettable face of class struggle! ! !

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Extended Reading
  • Keven 2021-10-20 19:02:41

    Can be considered finished. People → ghosts. It was a good time to move, the family crematorium. The screenwriting skills are praiseworthy.

  • Andreanne 2022-03-25 09:01:06

    The elements of traditional horror movies are complete: haunted houses, freaks, ghost babies, dead babies, age-old legends... the overall atmosphere and tone are dark and retro. The source of various sadistic pasts is the infinite dark desires of human beings; the screenwriters have spent a lot of thought, Taking into account so many characters, the beginning of each episode is praised, the details are explained, and the supernatural jigsaw is put together; there are many loopholes, so many dead people concentrated in a house, which is a bit of a joke, but it is still very beautiful.

American Horror Story quotes

  • Queenie: [Detroit, 2012] Let me get a 44, extra crispy!

    Irate Customer: Yo! The medium bucket is supposed to have 8 pieces. This one has only 7.

    Queenie: My name is not "Yo", it's "Queenie", and you must have miscounted because I packed that basket myself.

    Irate Customer: Well, you must've got a D in Math 'cause there's only 7 pieces.

    Queenie: Actually, sir, I got an A in Math, all of them. Calculus, Trig, Advanced Algebra.

    Irate Customer: [Sarcastically] Is that so?

    Queenie: Mm-hmm.

    Irate Customer: Look, I'm sure you're a genius, just give me an extra piece of chicken and I'll be done here.

    Queenie: Look, pencil dick, you ate the extra piece and, now, you want a freebie!

    Irate Customer: I'd like to speak to the manager, stupid fat ass!

    Queenie: [Pissed] What did you call me?

    Irate Customer: Get the manager!

    Queenie: [Angrily] I am the manager.

    Irate Customer: [She sticks her hand in the burning hot oil, with her "Human Voodoo Doll" Power transferring the pain to the customer; He screams in agony as his whole hand and forearm burn] Help! I'm burning! Help!

    [He continues screaming in agony]

    Nan: [Cutting to present day with Queenie recounting the incident] Did they send you to jail?

    Queenie: No. There were lots of witnesses, none of them had actually seen me throw the oil. But it made the local newspaper, that's how Miss Cordelia found me.

    Cordelia Foxx: You didn't want to join us at first.

    Queenie: I grew up on white girl shit like "Charmed" and "Sabrina, The Teenage Cracker". I didn't know that there even were black witches. As it turns out, I'm an heir to Tituba. She was a house slave in Salem. She was the first to be accused of witchcraft. So, technically, I'm part of your tribe.

    Madison Montgomery: [Sarcastically] Is this were we all sing Kumbaya?

    Queenie: [Jumping to her feet, ready to fight] Bitch, I will eat you!

    Cordelia Foxx: Hey hey hey! Hey! You guys have got start taking care of each other. We have enough enemies on the outside.

  • Dr. Ben Harmon: My professional opinion: Whoever painted this wall had some deep, psychological issues.

    Vivien Harmon: I thought you had a patient.

    Dr. Ben Harmon: Ah, they bailed. Do you need some help cleaning up?

    Vivien Harmon: Yeah.

    [Hands him a tin bowl]

    Vivien Harmon: Thanks.

    Dr. Ben Harmon: This thing doesn't tweak you out?

    Vivien Harmon: I, there's something about that I find... really comforting.

    Dr. Ben Harmon: All my psych professors tell me that people tell stories to cope with their fears, all art and meds are just creations to give us some sense of control over the things we're scared of: afraid of dying, create reincarnation, afraid of evil, create a benevolent God who sends evil doers to Hell.

    Vivien Harmon: I just like that I don't have to think while I do it.

    Dr. Ben Harmon: [laughs] Okay.

    [They smile at each other]

    Dr. Ben Harmon: I always thought you were prettiest like this: No makeup, messy hair... Little sweaty.

    Vivien Harmon: I'm old.

    Dr. Ben Harmon: Stop. You're beautiful. You are.

    [He approaches her, tries to be intimate]

    Dr. Ben Harmon: Violet won't be home for an hour.

    Vivien Harmon: No. Ben, no.

    Dr. Ben Harmon: Come on, babe.

    Vivien Harmon: Ben, no.

    [She makes him let go of her]

    Vivien Harmon: Just... sorry. Just...

    Dr. Ben Harmon: [Throwing stuff to the ground in anger] HOW LONG, VIV? HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO PUNISH ME FOR?

    Vivien Harmon: I'm not punishing you, you narcissistic asshole! I'm trying to figure out how to forgive you for having sex with one of your students! You want me to have sex with you? I can't even look at your face, Ben, without seeing the expression on it while you were pile driving her in our BED!

    Dr. Ben Harmon: I SCREWED UP! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT? I'M SORRY! I WAS HURTING, TOO!

    Vivien Harmon: OH!

    Dr. Ben Harmon: GOD!

    Vivien Harmon: [Sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Did, did the, did the, did the life that was growing inside you die? And did you have to carry that around in your belly? The dead corpse of our baby son? Did you have to go into labor and deliver our child... DEAD?

    Dr. Ben Harmon: My son died, too! My baby died, too!

    Vivien Harmon: And you buried your sorrows in some 21-year-old's pussy!

    Dr. Ben Harmon: You know, I can show you statistics on how many men cheat after a miscarriage! I was there for you, Viv! I was patient and understanding and caring! I put your feelings first!

    Vivien Harmon: [Sarcastically] My... hero!

    Dr. Ben Harmon: You know, I don't even know how to say this without coming off like an asshole. I really don't-...

    Vivien Harmon: You know what? Just go ahead! Really! Never stopped you before! You're so angry? Why don't you really tell it like it is! 6 months of therapy with you apologizing and crying was bullshit! So, please, tell me how you really feel!

    Dr. Ben Harmon: You got a dog!

    [Vivien laughs sarcastically]

    Dr. Ben Harmon: I needed you and you got a dog.

    Vivien Harmon: [Sarcastically] Oh!

    Dr. Ben Harmon: It was ME you should've been curling up with at night! Not a dog!

    Vivien Harmon: Oh, so - -!

    Dr. Ben Harmon: I needed you!

    Vivien Harmon: You needed me! So, she was revenge because you needed me? Because I wasn't THERE FOR YOU IN YOUR TIME OF NEED? NOW, IT GET IT!

    Dr. Ben Harmon: We hadn't had sex in almost a year.

    Vivien Harmon: Yeah, you think I don't know that?

    Dr. Ben Harmon: October 20th, we had great sex, Viv. It was loving and sexy and personal, even a little, even a little weird. I love you. I moved across country for you because in all my life, the only thing I've been truly scared of is losing you, losing this family. Something horrible happened to us and we handled it even more horribly. But this, this place... is our second chance, VIv. It's our second chance. But I just... I just need to know that you want it, too. Tell me, honey.

    [He puts his hands on her face, she brushes him off]

    Dr. Ben Harmon: [He tries again, but this time, she violently pushes him off] What are you doing?

    [She pushes him again]

    Dr. Ben Harmon: Viv!

    [She continues to push him away]

    Dr. Ben Harmon: What are you doing?

    Dr. Ben Harmon: No!

    [He kisses her, she resists at first, then kisses him, they begin having sex]