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There used to be a rich second generation whose family was in the real estate industry and owned a single-family villa of 3,000 square meters in the second ring road of Beijing. He is called the prince, that is, the son of the king, maybe the son of Wang Jianlin. Of course, it could also be Wang Baoqiang or Wang Dahui, or even Wang Nima's son.
One day the prince held a Haitian banquet, during which an old lady came uninvited and fell to the ground as soon as she walked in, as if she was a professional ceramic person.
Just when the prince was about to help her up, he recalled the family's ancestral motto "Not a rich second generation, don't help the old lady", so he said: "Ugly rejection!" Then he turned away the old lady. After all, he is not only the rich second generation, but also the rich eighteen generation.
However, the old lady is actually a violent magician. Seeing that the prince is so unethical, she turned him into a beast and bull demon king, and turned all the net celebrities participating in the Haitian banquet into furniture.
The prince who became the Bull Demon King is very angry. Although both "Bull Demon King" and "Prince" have the word "king", they are obviously not as good as "Wang Sicong" or "Wang Junkai".
The old lady left a rose, and if no one fell in love with the beast when the last petal dies, he will be a beast forever. In order to protect the "safety" of the rose, he had to cover it with an oversized "safe" sleeve.
After using condoms for so many years (and I didn't have them), today I finally know why it is called a "condom".
In addition, the old lady accidentally shook her hands when she cast the spell, causing people all over the world to suffer from a strange disease that cannot speak well, and everything she wants to say must be sung by singing.
Belle, who lives in Fangshan District, Beijing, is also tortured by this disease. She has to sing if she doesn't agree with her. Her favorite songs are "The Funeral of Roses" and "It's Better to Dance." Belle has many admirers, such as Gaston in the same village. Since Gaston is a good person, Belle sent him a good person card. Gaston has a good friend named Rifle, and it is said that he later invented the rifle.
Belle’s father was forced to practice flexible hands in the days after his wife’s death. He made a small invention whenever the unicorn arm was about to break out. Over the years, there have been hundreds of handicrafts in the house. It is said that the washing machine was also his first. invented.
One day, after Belle's father went out, it coincided with Dou E's question and Feixue in June. The old driver overturned the car and came to the house of the prince who was turned into a beast to stay overnight. He picked a rose in the yard and was shut in a small black house by the beast. This story tells us: Don’t pick wild flowers on the side of the road.
Belle rode a white horse to find her father. It seems that the one who rides the white horse is not necessarily the prince, nor is it necessarily Tang Seng, but it may also be Belle. Later, she was imprisoned in place of her father. I thought that the Beast would come to her for a "beautiful wife imprisonment training", but she was taken to the deluxe bed room by the candle spirit and the clock monster.
After being cast by a witch, it becomes strange and strange. For example, the chair on the surface is a chair, but it is actually a dog; the big brother is a big brother on the surface, but in fact a razor; and the razor is a shaver on the surface. The shaver is actually a hair dryer...
The Beast invited Belle to share dinner, but Belle refused: I'm sorry, I'm losing weight recently.
But in the evening when the candle spirit and the clock blame asked Belle if she wanted to eat, she agreed again. If you say not to eat, your body is very honest.
The little tea cup also invited her to drink tea: "Would you like something to drink, coffee, tea or Coca-Cola?"
Belle: "Orange juice!"
After the meal, the candle spirit and the clock monster repeatedly urged Belle to go anywhere, but not to the West Wing, because the West Wing had "The Story of the West Wing" and minors were not allowed to watch it. Belle refused to listen to the advice and came to the West Wing. Seeing that there were many candles and the oversized condom smelling of roses, Belle escaped hastily because of her young mentality.
On the way, she met a pack of wolves, including Dao Lang, Wolf Warriors, Wolverine, Kizhi Lang, Big Big Wolf, and Watermelon Taro... As the saying goes, "girl who loves to laugh, luck will not be too bad", and the beast rescued Belle at the very last moment. Since then, the relationship between Belle and the Beast has become increasingly close. The Beast gave her 500GB of book seeds and used VR equipment to show her her childhood experiences.
Belle was very moved and decided to sing a song, so she sang excitedly: "The funeral of roses, bury your memories..."
The wild beast cast a psychological shadow on the rose and asked her to cut the song. Belle sang again: "Continue to dance, it is better to dance than to fall in love..." Then the two slowly danced amidst the singing.
Beast: You won't like me, will you?
Belle: That's not necessarily true.
It seems that you must confess when you meet someone you like, and you are not afraid of your ugliness, in case she is blind.
Later, Gaston tried to send Belle's father to a mental hospital, Belle went home quickly, but was imprisoned in a carriage together. Fortunately, Belle’s father has flexible hands and is also proficient in all kinds of mechanical equipment. He knows that he can open the lock with only thin and long things, so he takes off his pants witty...
Gaston led the villagers in a battle with the beasts, and both lost in the end. When the last rose petal withered, Belle said to the beast: There was a sincere love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it, and I regret it when I lose it. If God can give me one again. Chance, I will say to you, I love you. If you have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it will be 10,000 years...
Because the beast watched "A Journey to the West" when he was bored, he was tired of listening to this line, so he sat up in shock in his dying illness, and covered Belle's mouth with his remaining strength.
The beast became a prince again, and the furniture became a human again, so they could continue the sea and sky feast again.
Since then, Belle and the prince have lived a happy life. This story tells us that when choosing a spouse, don’t judge people by their appearance. The key is to see if they have a 3,000-square-meter house. After all, it is ugly to have plastic surgery, but it is not easy to do without money. No matter how handsome Gaston is, it's useless. Can he still swipe his face card when he buys a house? Of course, if you have no money and no good looks like me, you can't do anything.
(No) Easter eggs: Day after day, year after year, one day Belle finally received a letter from an owl. The letter said: Congratulations on being admitted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
-------------------Film Review------------------
This film is a story of "Human and Beast" + "Where is Dad?". It is a complete re-enactment of the 1991 animated version of "Beauty and the Beast". Add to. This is both an advantage and a disadvantage. Many fans of the adaptation of the film strongly demand respect for the original work, so the "original work party" has also been derived. For example, film and television works such as "A Song of Ice and Fire", "The Hunger Games", and "Iron Man 3" have been criticized by the original party because of the major changes made by the crew to the original work. The upcoming "Ghost in the Shell" may be very different from the original, so it is not very popular with movie fans.
Whether it is adaptations of novels, game adaptations, comics adaptations, animation adaptations, etc., it is difficult to maintain a high degree of consistency with the original works. The reasons are complicated and caused by many factors. And "Beauty and the Beast" has achieved a god-like restoration with the animated version, which is very rare in the history of film.
The disadvantage is that the audience will feel a lack of surprises, and already know the plot direction. I also reviewed the animated version of "Beauty and the Beast" two days ago. After watching the live version of "Beauty and the Beast", I found that the plot, pictures and even the music were almost the same. I would inevitably feel a little disappointed while thanking the director for respecting the original. . In general, the film’s ability to restore is sufficient, but the sense of innovation is still lacking.
Of course, there are still some differences between the film and the cartoon. For example, it has enriched Belle's childhood experience, and for example, has portrayed Gaston even more despicable, and so on. An excellent film adaptation is not only to respect the original, but also to make up for the shortcomings of the original, and the live-action version of "Beauty and the Beast" does just that.
Speaking of the original work, in fact, the 19991 animated version of "Beauty and the Beast" is also adapted from a famous fairy tale. The backgrounds in fairy tales and movies are quite different. For example, Belle has two older sisters, and Belle's father is a businessman. If the fairy tale of "Beauty and the Beast" is the real original, it seems that the live-action version of "Beauty and the Beast" is a big adaptation of the original.
Compared with the live-action version of "Beauty and the Beast", the animated version of the fairy tale has added a lot of rich elements, such as the character of Gaston, and the addition of candles, clocks, wardrobes and other characters, making the story more lively and interesting. A good film adaptation does not necessarily have to be highly consistent with the original.
Compared with the animated version, it was previously reported that the film set "Laifu" as a gay character. In fact, after watching the film, he was not seen as a gay character from the beginning to the end. However, the film was re-examined by relevant authorities in Malaysia, and the film was rated as 16+ in Russia. It would be a little ridiculous to prefer to allow "best love" than "homosexuality".
The Malaysian authorities required the film to be cut off before it could be re-released. In the end, the film was retired the day before it was released. Disney claimed that it would rather not release it or cut the content. This can not help but make people feel full of emotion. If every film company has the courage of Disney, it may lead to the birth of a classification system in some countries.
The recently released "Beauty and the Beast", "Wolverine 3", "King Kong: Skull Island", and "Crossau Behemoth" to be released in North America next month are collectively called "The Four Steps of "The Love Between Humans and Beasts". It tells the story of female humans and male beasts. It seems that feminism has achieved a major victory, which is gratifying.
In addition, "Beauty and the Beast" is released today, "King Kong: Skull Island" has been set for March 24, and "Fast and Furious 8" is set for April 14. These three movies are collectively called "Renminbi Three". Part".
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