Let Disney’s 14 princess werewolves kill, Belle is estimated to live to the end

Providenci 2021-10-20 17:43:26

Analyze the Disney princesses, the first generation is too weak, and the skills are not lethal. Among the middle and later generations of princesses, only Belle's skills are the masters. In such a game that requires strategizing, calculating people's hearts, lying and detecting, and forming gangs, Belle's odds of winning are obviously quite large.

"Snow White" (1937)

1. Also known as: "Don't talk to strangers, let alone eat indiscriminately"

2. Task: lying down, waiting for an inexplicable kiss from a young man riding a white horse

3. Main skills: strike up conversations with young boys and provide animal housekeeping services

4. Assist: Seven giants of the mind

5. Attack power: uh...maybe negative

6. Slots: The villain queen's combat effectiveness is too weak, and she died of a boring thunder in "If you look up, who will be spared by the heavens"; the crossing prince is too reckless, who told you that the wild flowers on the side of the road can be picked casually?

"Cinderella" (1950)

1. Also known as: "I found a shoe on the side of the road"

2. Task: Retrieve a shoe that I lost and match it in a pair, or else I have to throw away the remaining shoe

3. Main skill: spin and jump to throw off the shoes

4. Assist: a group of rat spirits in clothes

5. Attack power: one star

6. Slots: The prince is a male partner, and the most adorable king in history is the male lead. About one-third of Tom and Jerry are interspersed throughout the article. They said that after the founding of the People’s Republic of China, can’t they become perfect?

"Sleeping Beauty" (1959)

1. Also known as: "How did the living among the people meet the elder brother who went out of the palace privately"

2. Task: fall asleep, waiting for the kiss of the dreaming young man riding a white horse

3. Main skills: dreaming and sleepwalking

4. Attack power: less than or equal to zero

5. Assist: Three fat fairies

6. Slots: The three fat fairies are the heroines of the group, and the soy sauce princess is not awake; the hero's combat power is extremely low, and even the biggest boss is the head of the pick; the witch who leads a group of pig teammates is obviously more attractive: elegant, High martial arts and strong leadership.

"The Little Mermaid" (1989)

1. Also known as: "What can I give to you, my love"

2. Task: within three days, let the prince kiss her

3. Main skills: singing, dancing and picking things up

4. Attack power: one star

5. Assists: Fat flounder of the underwater world, court musicians crab and seagull Scator

6. Slots: The Little Mermaid belongs to self-defeating martial arts, turning the only recognizable attribute into legs. She doesn't understand that people with two legs are everywhere, and the mermaid without long legs is more precious. And the singing is good, and there will be many instructors who will turn around for you!

"Beauty and the Beast" (1991)

1. Also known as: "The Stockholm Syndrome of Beauty Schoolmaster"

2. Task: instead of own father, imprisoned in the castle

3. Main skills: animal training and reading

4. Attack power: three stars

5. Assist: Ziegf the Beast

6. Highlights: The heroine has finally become an intellectual woman who loves to learn, and the villain is no longer an omnipotent wizard or witch. Like "Pride and Prejudice", the love of the male and female lords began to carry the equal taste of modern love.

"Aladdin" (1992)

1. Also known as: "Sultan Wei Xiaobao mixes into the palace and marries the princess"

2. Task: find your sweetheart to marry before a limited date

3. Main skills: Prison Break and Beauty Tactics

4. Attack power: three and a half stars

5. Assist hand: Seventy-two change talks about tuberculosis lamp god

6. Highlights: This sultan princess has a lot of personality: raising tigers, escaping from the palace privately, falling in love with the "puss", and assisting with the male lead. Moreover, the IQ of the male and female protagonists is touching, and the Deng God has a strong sense of autonomy. It is rare that everyone's image is very full.

"Pocahontas" (1995)

1. Also known as: "Environmentalism's awe-inspiring preaching of colonialism"

2. Task: Stop the war between the tribe and the explorer

3. Main skills: extreme sports and preaching

4. Assisting hand: greedy instant noodles Jun raccoon and emerald green kingfisher

5. Attack power: two stars

6. Slots: This is a movie where the princess is not with her lover. From this point of view, Disney is very brave. However, the world-famous "Romeo and Juliet" tells us that the cross-racial lover show seems and may be arrogant.

"Mulan" (1998)

1. Also known as: "I am a female Jiao'e, but I am not a man"

2. Task: Join the army for the father

3. Main skills: mount the horse to secure the world, dismount the horse and apply yellow decals on the mirror

4. Assist: Lucky Cricket, Mini Guard Mushu

5. Attack power: three and a half stars

6. Slots: Mulan is the only "princess" who has neither royal blood nor married relatives of the emperor. But, how obsessed is Disney with dumplings? Mulan’s marching ration was actually a bag of frozen dumplings!

"The Princess and the Frog" (2009)

1. Also known as: "Cooking Fairy I want to open a restaurant"

2. Mission: Become a human again, open a luxurious restaurant, and let gumbo conquer the world

3. Main skills: Boiling gumbo and using frog tongue

4. Assisting hand: senile infatuated firefly and amateur jazz crocodile

5. Attack power: two stars

6. Slots: All fairy tales are deceptive. Kissing a frog will not make it a prince, it will turn you into a frog too! The audience said that 80% of the time they are watching?? Falling in love, I might have watched a fake Disney princess movie.

"Rapunzel" (2010)

1. Also known as: "Wait for my hair to reach the ground, will you marry me?" 》

2. Task: Maintain hair, bring the weak male lead to fight monsters

3. The main skills: blizzards, the 18th class martial arts

4. Assist: Bullying the soft and afraid of the hard chameleon

5. Attack power: three and a half meters

6. Slots: The prince’s limelight was completely taken away by the white horse. The arrogant and stinky white horse and the prince are a natural match; the princess’s long hair skills have been cultivated to the point of superb strength, and without long hair, there will be only a few combat powers. Ten centimeters.

"Brave" (2012)

1. Also known as: "Sorry, I turned my mother into a bear"

2. Task: Change the mother bear back to the original state

3. Main skill: Archery

4. Assist: Three bear kids

5. Attack power: three and a half stars

6. Highlights: This is Pixar's princess story, there is no prince. And it created an imperfect second-degree princess, who rebelled, caused trouble, and walked with a bow on her body. However, this is exactly the new image that countless parents like.

"Frozen" (2013)

1. Also known as: "Sister Loves Me Again"

2. Task: Retrieve the sister and unfreeze the frozen castle

3. Main skill: love

4. Assisting hand: the cute merchant Christopher and a carrot-eating reindeer

5. Attack power: two stars

6. Slots: This princess is too inferior to the Snow Queen. The distress of the second-child family, how can I have a too good sister to break?

"Frozen" (2013)

1. Also known as: "The House of Ice and Snow"

2. Task: Block your own dark energy

3. Main skill: ice frustration

4. Assist: Xuebao who can be cloned and reorganized

5. Attack power: four and a half stars

6. Highlights: The Snow Queen is a model of self-liberation. Although she was frightened by her explosive power at the beginning, when she hid in the mountains and determined to be a white-haired witch, her charm was simply overwhelming.

"Moana" (2016)

1. Also known as: "I have a stone who I am afraid of"

2. Task: find the demigod Maui and return the heart of the goddess Tefity

3. Main skill: control sea water

4. Assisting hand: tattoo control Maui

5. Attack power: three stars

6. Highlights: Mo Anna is a healthy sun pie with a little mud and no makeup. She is already in the image of a new princess. She doesn't need the rescue of the prince, but also saves the world by the way.

After eighty years, Disney's princesses are constantly changing with the times. The identity of the princess has become more diverse, and the princess’s pursuit is no longer limited to a kiss. From then on, the prince and princess live a good life. Their pursuit of ideals and self-realization is becoming more and more urgent. Therefore, if you brush the live-action version of "Beauty and the Beast", you will be bathed in the glory of Xueba.

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Extended Reading
  • Eulalia 2021-10-20 19:02:43

    The big cousin last played less than 5 minutes...The blue bow made me wonder what to do

  • Betsy 2022-03-19 09:01:03

    Everyone sings and dances in the magnificent scene. Do you know that I am indifferent throughout the whole process?

Beauty and the Beast quotes

  • Beast: [roaring in pain as Belle cleans his wounds] *Ow*! That hurts.

    Belle: If you held still, it wouldn't hurt as much.

    Beast: If you hadn't run away, none of this would have happened.

    Belle: Well, if you hadn't frightened me, I wouldn't have run away!

    Beast: Well, you shouldn't have been in the West Wing!

    Belle: Well, you should learn to control your temper!

    [the Beast turns away, too tired to argue. Belle finishes cleaning his wounds; he doesn't protest this time]

    Belle: Try to get some rest.

  • Maurice: [singing in his workshop] How does a moment last forever? How can a story never die? / It is love we must hold on to, never easy, but we try / Sometimes our happiness is captured, somehow a time and place stand still, / Love lives on inside our hearts, and always will