Don't talk about IQ with the Norse gods

Queenie 2021-10-13 13:06:11

It's hard to imagine that "Rocky 1" actually requires 2 brushes to understand what the movie is talking about. The reason is all TM is in LOKI! ! ! When I saw it for the first time, Nima was in possession of the second hammer, and his mind was full of loki! ! ! Anima! ! Kiki is so handsome! ! Anima, Kiki is so cute! ! Kiki is crying! ! ! Kiki hands are beautiful! ! ! Kiki eats brother's jealousy, ehehehe! [Mud! !

╮(╯▽╰)╭ After

2 brushing, I found that THOR’s acting skills are really broken. Think of Gigi’s contemptuous eyes when Thor was crowned, and Gigi’s usual insignificant fanfare after Thor was trained by his father, and think of Gigi’s words to 4 people commenting on his brother, Dou Sen used his quickness The crying expression and provocative eyes act as a child bride who is ambitious and disdainful to his brother with an IQ of only 2, with a sad life and a little Electra plot! ! !

The general plot of LOKI's transformation is like this: the cute little prince-why is that guy with an IQ of only 2 becomes KING? ! ——Fu forehead] Accompany the fool to brush his vice——Huh? Dad, where do I come from? ! ! ! --Roar! Game of Thrones, idiots should go to the earth to eat chicken legs! ——I'M THE KING! ———MOTHER\FAHTER! I killed the Frost Giant King! I have the power to protect God's Domain! ——Σ( ° △ °|||)! The fool came back to grab something with me! ! -FATHER! I just have to be on par with that fool with an IQ of only 2! ! I am also a proud son! ! ——ODIN: no! You are the child's daughter-in-law, the daughter-in-law of my hammer. ——NO! ...TVT...

Look at Brother Hammer again... [Fu fore... I feel that Brother Hammer has over-exaggerated the low IQ and has forgotten some more important things. =. = It’s too abrupt to change from a arrogant princess with an IQ of 2 and a negative EQ to Wenyou, considerate and benevolent! ! ! This intellectual X-silk lover, rich and handsome, unexpectedly got a girl in the atrium empty glove white wolf! ! Then suddenly the world is full of true feelings and love: miracles in the world! The prodigal son will not change his money! The beauties of the earth use their true feelings to hold up a sky for the arrogant prince of God's Domain...

This is unscientific! ! !

No wonder LOKI will say that you have changed! Don't tell me it's because of a woman! ! Oh! Really a woman! ! !

Finally, I have to say that Daddy Odin, LOKI is so beautiful and moving, you don’t care if you don’t look at it. How does LOKI look smarter than the second hammer and have a big picture! ! ! Although LOKI attracted the Frost Giant at the beginning, it was because you wanted to pass the position to the Second Hammer, so you could not help but make this move! In the end, the old man said that he was proud of the second hammer... a woolen yarn! ! ! Hammer’s current record is 0, OK! ! ! He just beat his brother! His child bride-in-law! ! ! Domestic violence is good! ! ! Hammer’s only trophy is Natalie Portman! ! ! This girl is still far away in the atrium that can't be connected! ! ! Where is Rong? ! ! If the pick-up girl can make Dad proud of me, can you see LOKI's tears! ! !

So, don't talk about IQ with the Nordic gods, give them a muscular son + chicken legs, a arrogant black belly child bride + pudding, Asgard is yours!

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  • Carmella 2022-03-23 09:01:07

    like! Before watching the trailer, I felt that Lei, in fact, the transition from the God Realm to the Human Realm was not as embarrassing as I imagined. The story, special effects, and rhythm are quite good. The viewing process is very enjoyable. The 3D converted in the later stage is much better than that of "Clash of the Gods". But Natalie Portman became the second big vase, and she didn't play the role of the heroine. In addition, I learned that Thursday=Thor's Day...

  • Mara 2021-10-20 18:58:16

    Brother! younger brother! Love! ! ! Samsung and a half!

Thor quotes

  • Thor: Why don't you tell her? How you sent the Destroyer to kill our friends, to kill me!

    Frigga: What?

    Loki: Well, I must have been enforcing father's last command.

    Thor: You're a talented liar, brother. Always have been.

    Loki: It's good to have you back. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim!

  • Darcy: [mispronounces Mjölnir] Myeuh-muh? What's Myeuh-muh?