I can't wait to see it, really, very disappointed. Although the movies I watch are really pitiful compared to many bean friends, I want to say that this kind of cookie-cutter plot is really vulgar. In vain I like Mila Kunis so much, this movie feels like a waste of actors.
First of all, the selling point of this movie is mainly that Ted is a teddy bear rather than an individual. However, aside from his false identity, Ted is actually completely an individual, and it is a more popular type in the eyes of Americans, at least young people. A heartthrob that people respect. He smokes marijuana, picks up girls, swears, crazy parties, and can get a promotion if he doesn't do his job. He is the idol type of young Americans.
Similar characters, American dramas are badly filmed. Take Barney in How I met your mother as an example. This gentleman is very popular. He picks up the devil and is full of lies, but he can be successful in business, and he is a man version of American dream. This is a classic but dog-blooded image. Ted not only failed to use himself as a Teddy Bear to surpass it, but was overly anthropomorphic, completely grafting a person's characteristics onto the body, which seemed completely new.
In addition, the stalk of brothers and lovers is also an old stalk that was chewed and spit out. It is really nauseating to hold it in the mouth. As soon as I saw Laurie's problem with John and Ted about "Ski", I immediately realized that this was the beginning of their conflict. I believe many other viewers will have similar feelings. Sure enough, John is a pure cock, and is not doing business with cock teddy bear. Even though Laurie has given him many opportunities, he still can’t control himself; at the same time, another plot is also unfolding in an orderly manner: the perverted father and son have a terrible possessive desire for Ted. ……The plot reached its climax, and Ted began to perform a Hollywood-style warmth: tell the hostess that you come back to him, I will leave you far away and never come back-as an audience, I am not only not touched at this moment. I feel that this plot is really bloody. At this moment, how can the audience really make a high turn without Hollywood-style action scenes? So, the perverted father and son hijacked Ted, and after Ted tried to escape, they loaded it into the car and took it to an unknown direction-it's really unknown. My IQ is badly injured and I can't figure out where they want to take Ted. First of all, they are the safest in their own home. If John wants to break in, they can find 911. Private property is a serious issue in the United States. Of course, aside from such a real problem, they have to take Ted. where? If you have a kind, never go home and elope to the end of the world with Ted... You are not a professional fugitive. From now on, you will have nothing to do with you, so what would you do if you flee in a hurry! !
Put aside the problem of fleeing in a hurry, because after all, we can explain that their first reaction in a hurry is to run away-I rely on you to put a bear whose intelligence and human level are equal or even higher than some people in the back seat. Neither take? Normal people have this IQ, right? You kidnapped a person and drove away, put him in the back seat, and let him behave like a free person. You have to tie your hands the last time, right? On the surface, this car chase and escape scene adds ups and downs to Ted, but as an ordinary viewer, I only find it nondescript.
Later, as expected, Ted died, decisively out of Hollywood-style sensational necessity. The scene of cotton wool flying all over the place is still well filmed. It is a bit new. However, what she said before death is also a cliché. Why is she more important than Thunder Buddy? You can’t live without her. I seem to see Huang Jiguang’s hero in me. She smiled virginly in front of her. In the end, Ted was expected to come alive again, and it was recalled by Laurie, which was perfect in perfection. Diaosi's counterattack was successful, John and Laurie got married, and the dog-blood male protagonist and the dog-blood female protagonist lived happily together. The bad guy got retribution, and the little fat man became Taylor's ridicule. But I felt like I had taken a dog-blood bath, and I felt a fishy smell all over my body. I closed the computer and hurried to wash my hands and face. The long-awaited movie is so bear-like, it's really helpless to complain.
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LZ is not a professional film critic, so he spit out a slot at will, and the film critics became popular NS. Gradually, I realized the attitudes of the public, and the mentality from the beginning became more anxious and gradually calmed down. I clamor for LZ to reply, or clamor for not allowing LZ to reply. LZ wants to say that it is my business to reply not to reply, just as it is your business to comment or not to comment.
Personal attacks please continue. LZ I will never delete posts. It is a mule or a horse. Welcome to pull it out for a walk=v=
Polite comments are welcome. Regardless of opposition or support, reasonable comrades are good comrades.
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Summarizing one sentence: I don’t think the film is funny, the plot is again Super old-fashioned, the essence is focused on the trailer... This is the reason for the two stars.
In addition: Some people's comments on the lower limit of the show at the back of this film review are better than this movie. Those who are interested can move a horse and kowtow to watch them slowly. At least the lower limit of these shows are all original.
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