Westerners' imagination of the East, Easterners' imagination of the East

Andres 2022-01-24 08:04:54

The reason why I can't control myself to write an article is because I just heard a song in the issue of "Dissociation" on the "Luo" radio station.
The name of this song is "Tai Chi", and the oriental melody at the beginning surprised me a bit, but then it was not right.
It turned out to be the voice of a sexy mature woman singing: Warum, warum ist die Banana krum?
The meaning of this phrase in German is: why, why are bananas bent?
This sentence has been repeated, mixed with dog-like women moaning.

This is a typical German Lounge song, which young people need when dancing.
I don't know what this has to do with Tai Chi, is it because of "yin and yang harmony"?

In the exam a few days ago, my brain was full, and I asked to see brain fragments during the meal. The film god did not live up to my request, and the link provided several brain fragments.

Among them is the heart-stirring "From Moonlight Bazaar to China", which was filmed by Hollywood Investment and Indians, and it is said that it has been released strongly in the United Kingdom and the United States. The Chinese in a village inside wear epoch-making clothes: Hanfu, cheongsam, tattered shirts of the frail people in the late Qing Dynasty, gentlemen's clothing of the Republic of China, modern fashion...
But the portrayal of China in this film is not bad. For the sake of friendliness, I finished reading it several times. Indian singing and dancing are heartless and joyous. Even if they sing tragic and absurd things, they also have a kind of vigorous joy, which is very suitable for relaxation.

As for the derivative product of the Street Fighter game, "Legend of Chunli", it is completely unsightly, a martial arts journey of Chinese and Western blood. It was used as the background sound when making kimchi yesterday.

I often watch the talk show of the big fat guy in Pro 7. He has interviewed Jackie Chan. Although Jackie Chan also said that he would make people feel like they are outside, but on Pro 7 they still give the Chinese a long face, and the big fat guy also respects him.

But the experience of the Chinese girl group Jade (美玉) produced by a certain Shanghai audition show is not so optimistic. They can hardly understand German or English, they are almost humiliated by the big fat guy from beginning to end.
I was even flushed, too devoted.

When the introduction, the big fat man smiled and said: How many Chinese (meaning many people) have selected such a combination through a certain talent show, haha, let's take a look at what it is (goods)

and then the four girls are Sailor Moon Generally speaking, self-introduction means that one person said: We are-
and then the four people shouted in unison: JADE, and then put on a very loli look.

The big fat man asked: How many copies of your records have been sold?
The short-haired girl was about to speak, and another Chinese bangs rushed to answer: many many people (many many people) The

big fat man asked: Which kind of dog is the best? (Welcher Hund schmeckt am besten?) The
short-haired girl replied innocently: Golden Retriever!

The big fat man leaned down, and the audience below was so excited that they couldn't hold on themselves, clapping.
The short-haired girl stood up and replied: Danke! (Thank you!) The

words will come, Jade's song and MV are pretty satisfactory. Besides, it was originally supported by other German companies, and it was also on the German rankings.

Short-haired girls have always emphasized "Chinese style": they wear denim underneath and cheongsam on their upper.
I am still satisfied with this appearance, MM's figure is also superb, in line with the standard that European figure is king.

The MV is of course full of Chinese elements: dragon dance, palace, small bridge and flowing water, Tai Chi, calligraphy.
There are also Chinese musical instruments for embellishment, but the strong German style of electronic dance music.
A Chinese-style crossing, and then boom boom boom, fluttering hair, twisting and twisting.

"Chinese style" without soul.
Canned sweets made by Westerners.


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Extended Reading
  • Meta 2022-04-23 07:04:19

    What the hell are you doing, Indians! And the heroine is too beautiful! ! In this film, it seems that other people's faces are foggy, heroine! !

  • Jaquan 2022-04-22 07:01:50

    What a shocking copycat movie

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