"Sword Rain" is good, first of all, the story, using Jin Yong's bodhisattva heart, tells an ancient dragon-like weird legend, speaks slowly, not eager to reveal the answer, and has the style of a literary film. How many martial arts movies are there today, are you willing to calm down and tell a story? Basically, it's like making an A-film. It doesn't matter if the plot is not the plot. Anyway, it's all "doing" foreplay. It's just a few racks, and then GAME OVER, that's it. Audiences who are fascinated by this kind of martial arts A-film may not be able to adapt to the tepid rhythm of "Sword Rain", just like those who are used to eating McDonald's, they feel that Buddha jumping the wall is not as powerful as a chicken leg burger.
"Sword Rain" is good, fortunately the actors. Needless to say, Wang Xueqi, the whole play is shrouded in his light. Especially in the drama after the eunuch identity was exposed, the huge contrast from majesty to comical, he acted closely and logically, performing a powerful inner drama. Changing to another person, it is inevitable that it will become a split personality, which will reduce the heroic atmosphere.
Shawn Yue is also good. Since "Zhi Ming and Chun Jiao", he feels that he is getting better and better. Even the few minutes of guest appearances in "Jing Wu Feng Yun" are so flavorful. For some reason, I especially liked the scene where "Lei Bin" squatted on the roof beside the street and laughed at "Drizzle". I just felt that after that scene, "Jianghu" suddenly became alive.
The big S is surprisingly good, so beautiful that it is no longer pale, and so beautiful that it is too bright. The naked body wrapped in red silk and seductive "Jiang Asheng" is even more beautiful as a begonia. It is said that in order to perform the scene where she was buried alive at the end of "Blooming", she actually practiced with her face buried alive with rice. When a person reaches 34 years old, he will really mature a lot.
There are also Dai Liren's "Cai Opera Master", Lin Xilei's original "Drizzle", and Zheng Yusheng's "Jiang Asheng", all of which are different from the past. On the contrary, Michelle Yeoh, as the protagonist, is quite satisfactory, but the calmness of restraining her brilliance is in contrast to the frivolous and glamour before the disguise.
The masters in martial arts novels never have to worry about the cost of traveling to Huashan to discuss swords; while the knights in "Sword Rain" have to run errands for others to make money, and they are even ashamed to buy a bean curd. The insidious killer can also be a ramen master who talks to his wife under the light such as "dried noodles will not boil." ; Or a woman in a brothel, "a pair of jade-armed pillows for thousands of people, a little bit of red lips and thousands of people to taste"... Everything is as mediocre as the ordinary market, but when you see the fireworks signal, draw the sword and kill, the market is instantly in the world.
This is the rivers and lakes, it is not the whole of life, but it must be the bloodiest and most gorgeous side of a person; there is no need to pretend to be scheming like "Di Renjie", and there is no need to run 45 degrees like "Chen Zhen"... so When I came out of the theater, I went to a "Lanzhou restaurant" and ordered a bowl of noodles. The ramen master glanced at me and nodded stupidly. I thought his eyes were murderous.
● Dai Liren summarized the plot of "Sword Rain": There was an employee in a company who wanted to leave his job. Before he resigned, he took advantage of his position to steal the company's profits. Then it disappeared, so the employees in our companies, including the boss, took us to hunt down this employee. . . Later, my employee also expressed his dissatisfaction with the company's retirement policy. The
wonderful monk Luzhu, who only appeared on the stage once, was the key figure in the story. He ignited the drizzle to have the next story; he told the four tricks of drizzle to break the "water sword", and finally drizzle can defeat the king of runners; he also uttered the theme of love: "I wish Incarnate as a stone bridge, exposed to 500 years of wind, 500 years of sun, and 500 years of rain, I just ask her to pass by the bridge."
Li Zonghan, who plays Lu Zhu, at first glance I thought it was the roaring Jing Tao. Frightened in a cold sweat~~~
●In the opening section, a group of old and weak besieged the drizzle. One of them was black, short and strong. She not only lasted till the end, she died after speaking a long line before she died. One check, it is Wu Feixia, Wu Feixia's daughter.
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★★★Phallus•Protective•Cup • Washing equipment I have
read an article about "Ray-Ban", saying that a man needs a lot of protective gear throughout his life. Ankle guards and shin guards are needed to play football; waist guards are needed to lift weights; shoulder guards are needed to play guns; finger guards are needed to play volleyball and basketball; not only braces and teeth guards are needed to play boxing, but a pair of crotch guards is also inevitable... ...A pair of sunglasses, half to block the sun, and the other half to not let your own eyes expose your inner cowardice. A pair of murderous sunglasses can indeed instantly transform a nudist into a hero.
In fact, for men, good protective gear may not be able to turn life into a "washing tool", but once the penis is abolished, everything is a "cup"! As the saying goes, martial arts, power over the world, and wealthy nations are not as good as Optimus. Masks, fake beards, fake voices, and even the frightening name of "The King of Wheels" are nothing but protective gear used by Cao Feng to cover up his penis.
Cao Feng was discovered by Jiang Asheng that he was an eunuch, he could still be calm and composed, he could still be murderous, because in front of the enemy, he had forgotten that he was an eunuch; But he immediately panicked, no matter how to make a tone, it will only become more ridiculous, because in front of his beloved woman, he forgot that he is the king of runners-this eunuch is actually a love sage.
Chong Qing said: "We people desperately snatched Moro's body, but in the end it was a joke." This is the last point of the article.
Chuang Qing is not a martial arts wizard, let alone a clever woman, otherwise he wouldn't have "touched" Cao Qing's secrets and talked gibberish unconsciously. This woman found her husband "no" because of the wedding night, and killed her husband and his family in a rage. Cao Qing chose her as an alternative to Drizzle. One is because of her fierceness, the other is because of her beauty, and the third is because they have a common pursuit: penis.
The best protective gear for a woman is actually a man. For a woman like Chuangqing, Cao Qing is the perfect protective gear, wealth, power, and martial arts. She is eager to give in to reason, but once she discovers that this man has no penis, everything built by wealth, power, and martial arts falls apart-a man with "no" is worse than a "no" dead ghost. In fact, blooming can completely ignore the presence or absence of the penis, and put on the body protective equipment properly. Life may not be a "washing tool". However, she is a woman who regards the penis as her life. It is inevitable that she will be buried alive by the "tableware".
The entanglement of the protective gear and the penis thus interprets a "coffee table"-like story.
●Blooming to follow the king of the wheel, seeing him enter the "Guo Gong Mansion", counting votes in the big room, so he was heartbroken and undressed. After all, Chuang Qing was a country girl, and he couldn't distinguish the eunuch room from the king's bedroom.
I thought of Guo Degang’s story, saying that a certain woman wanted to be a movie star, so she went to sleep with the director. The next morning they chatted, and the woman gave the director a slap: Why didn’t you say that you were a cartoon director earlier?
●Cao Qing has cleaned himself for fifty years and is still only a 9th-rank eunuch; but in the form of the king of runners, he can make waves on the rivers and lakes-can this be made into an advertisement for "Zhilian Recruitment"?
●The secret of martial arts turned out to be a corpse. This idea was quite thrilling. In the end, its function turned out to be a specimen of the successful regeneration of a penis.
In my impression, the martial arts novels that use dry corpses to talk about things are Chen Qingyun's "Remnant Limbs Order" and Gu Long's "Sword Poison Meixiang" (isn't it?), I am waiting for your corrections.
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