In the first half of the film reviews of "Ha 7", I have already spit enough, and I have given enough contempt for David Yates's cutting-edge and untalented director ability. I didn't expect him to suddenly learn peerless martial arts, so that his internal strength can be leaps and bounds, and he can burst into transformation in the lower half, saving the world, protecting the ecological balance, and destroying species.
As a result, the same procrastinated picture like a 386 computer installed with windows 7, messy so that you can't insert the rhythm of the key no matter what position you change, has become the main theme of the movie of non-mainstream directors. It’s said that Li He’s poems "have good sentences but no good chapters". At best, Yates’s movie is also equipped with a 3-minute trailer, or the one that cannot exceed 2 seconds per shot, because 2 is his The limit is also his level.
It is said that Aunt Rowling personally controls the movie, but I guess the dialogue is like this:
Rowling: This doesn't seem to be in line with the spirit of the original, right? Pro
Yates: aunt, you see, Gehangrugeshan, you write Daniel, filming brother is expert, so take practices in line with commercial films, more likely to catch the audience!
Rowling: But this is too far from the novel. The plot is so sloppy. How do people who haven't read the original understand it?
Yates: Madam, look, interlacing is like a mountain, writing you are a big cow, and filming is an expert, so shooting is in line with the conventions of commercial films, and it is easier to capture the audience!
Rowling: ...but, people who have seen the original work like this are more likely to not buy it. They are too far from the original, and they will give a bad review.
Yates: Madam, look, interlacing is like a mountain, writing you are a big cow, and filming is an expert, so shooting is in line with the conventions of commercial films, and it is easier to capture the audience!
Rowling: ............Although the audience scolded you when the movie was shot, the novel is my child anyway, is it possible that you are the bones that abused me?
Yates: Madam, look, interlacing is like a mountain, writing you are a big cow, and filming is an expert, so shooting is in line with the conventions of commercial films, and it is easier to capture the audience!
Rowling: .... Who the hell is here to put this repetition mechanism!
Regarding the Hogwarts battle that I am most looking forward to, after learning about the director’s past record, I have already put my expectations to an infinitely low level. I got dozens of extras, either running around in school or sad. Sitting next to you, so petty, are you worthy of the audience? It’s better to let Zhang Yimou do the filming. Although he is uneducated, he will definitely not lose to you a MV director in terms of scene scheduling. What's more, call on the great director of the People’s Liberation Army who is already familiar with the PLA, and toss you monsters and monsters to pose on the screen without digging their noses. Just as easy? (I'm willing to let Zhang Yimou get involved with Harry Potter, how sad I am... I despise myself T^T)
So many people who died in battle, Lupin, Tonks, George, just Like the victim in the high-speed rail rear-end collision, he died lightly and was buried casually, even more so than the damn Ministry of Railways.
At this point, I think it would be futile to scold me. You have to eat shit with the mentality of eating shit, and you have to chew the whole process. No matter how dissatisfied you are, there is nowhere to vent your dissatisfaction. The boss has a shameless face + innocent hands. Does the abalone chocolate taste bad? Directly choking, you regurgitated the shit that you ate on the spot.
This article is like the cold chicken ribs after the night. You know that it’s unpalatable and you have to eat it, and you have to write it if you know you can’t write anything. Because you love the original novel and watch the shit movie, these two are not the same thing, but you can hardly let go of your expectations, that is, you are slapped by someone starting from "Ha 5". "6" was kicked until "Ha 7" was hit by a brick, you have to endure the pain, lick your blood and go to the cinema to give people money, your uncle!
No matter how beautiful the face is, there is a day of withering, and no matter how splendid dreams are, there is a time to wake up. In the process, I am happy, I look forward to, happy to be like a heartless little second, and look forward to being so happy forever. But life is like this, the most brilliant flame blooms, the most heartbreaking when it passes, and the beautiful story with the most expectations. If you want eternity, you must use parting and expel together at the end, tear the perfection with brokenness, and wash your smile with tears .
Our lives are never the end of a comedy, so in the story, we are more willing to see a happy ending.
It's a pity that a story is a story. Movies are a part of our lives that we can actually touch. The films we make are part of the facts of unsatisfactory lives. What if they are not perfect?
In other words, what can be perfect?
Tears flowed, emotions vented, memories were relived, and money was made, as if no one had lost anything.
Otherwise, let's clean up our crying, laughing, or dumbfounded faces, and take a pony to sit and wait for the next classic that warms our memory?
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