This is actually an interstellar tomb

Kareem 2022-03-18 09:01:02

1. This is actually a failed Interstellar Tomb.

2. A group of scientists who are only one step away from the brain damage, in order to explore the secrets of the origin of mankind, took the spacecraft Prometheus (so white and blind such a good name) to the home planet of the legendary creator of mankind. Scientists found a suspected pyramid within 10 seconds of entering the atmosphere, so there is no such thing as luck to buy lottery tickets.

3. Then this group of scientists set out for an expedition without knowing the suspected pyramid. A certain team member wants to bring weapons, and the heroine of too young too simple always naive said, no, we are just a scientific expedition.

4. If you look at it on the computer, I would have clicked a cross when seeing this group of scientists taking off their helmets on an alien planet. Nima is black, right? ! If the concentration of carbon dioxide is normal, there is no problem! ! How do you know if there are other harmful gases/particles/microbes in the air? How do you know that your instrument can analyze all the components in the air? How do you know that the air quality will be so good next moment? Are you going for scientific expeditions or traveling?

5. Scientists have discovered many zongzi. Everyone is very excited.

6. Then the NC of the two NCs left the team. Even the tomb robbers know that they can't leave the team at critical moments. The quality of this group of people is really not as good as the tomb robber.

7. Suddenly in a sandstorm, the team members ended their first expedition and returned to the spacecraft with the head of a zongzi. So you really dare.

8. So I exposed the head of the rice dumpling to the air and started the analysis. Nima. Just a sample, you really dare to directly stimulate the electric current. The precious samples that I got back with all my hard work are just like that.

9. Gene sequencing showed that the zongzi's DNA is 100% consistent with humans. Thinking that decades later, human whole-genome sequencing has finally reached the level of the second test, tears filled my eyes. So I won't talk more about the picture that shows 100% coincidence.

10. The heroine feels that the evidence of this gene strongly proves the hypothesis that "Zongzi is the creator of mankind". Hostess, fortunately you are the hostess. If I say that, my boss has to kill me.

11. At the same time. The two scientists who left behind discovered alien creatures. I deeply feel that the air on this alien contains remnants of brain bacilli. Otherwise, how far should the brain be pumped, will I feel that this alien creature is safe and harmless and can be used as a pet to amuse it! Then Alien killed these two people.

12. At the same time. The captain, who was monitoring the whereabouts of the lagging personnel on the spacecraft, went to bed with the second girl, vividly demonstrating what a pig teammate is. Even if you go to roll the sheets, leave a personal watch anyway!

13. The male lead of the film brought back a special-shaped petri dish and added the liquid to the wine for the male second to drink. At this moment I really want to roar: You! This! Yes! for! Varied! What! what! Are you not a robot! ! ! Asimov's first law has been fed to dogs! ! ! (At this point, I found out how the male protagonist had no sense of existence before.)

14. The second male and the female protagonist got out of bed. The second man is dead. The heroine gave birth to a special-shaped octopus. Great heroine! Caesarean section restores combat effectiveness in 1 second!

15. At this moment, we discovered that the boss behind the scenes is the 100-year-old grandfather. His purpose is to find out the creators of mankind and ask them the secret of immortality. (See also God Logic).

16. The last sleeping dumpling in the pyramid was awakened. Fa Sha: "Cuckl!"

17. The zongzi gently stroked Fa Sha's hair one second before, and the next second he moved his head to a different place. . . Everyone around except the heroine was wiped out. . . Then Zongzi started the spacecraft, ready to destroy the earth. . . (Lord Logic!! Mr. Logic, are you swollen!! Wake up, Mr. Logic!!!)

18. The captain and the remaining two crew members died together with the spaceship driven by the zongzi in order to protect the earth from being destroyed...

19. But the zongzi did not die. He went to seek revenge from the heroine, but was swallowed by the alien octopus born by the heroine. Then another creature between the zongzi and the alien formed in the zongzi. This shows that in fact, engineer, alien, and human are all of the same species. Because they have no reproductive isolation.

20. At the end of the story, Fasha and the heroine once again embarked on a journey to seek the origin of mankind...

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  • Alexzander 2022-03-25 09:01:05

    "Sometimes, greatness belongs to insignificance, creation must be destroyed first" I was shaken from the seat three times, stunned twice, screamed once... completely inherited the mantle and soul of "Alien", the most retro and most restored alien series The 2012 masterpiece of the essence of the movie!

  • Brady 2022-04-22 07:01:02

    Like sci-fi giants with grand scenes, you can choose to ignore many flaws and deficiencies

Prometheus quotes

  • Meredith Vickers: [asking how long the Prometheus crew has been in hyper sleep] How long?

    David: 2 years, 4 months, 18 days, 36 hours, 15 minutes.

    Meredith Vickers: Any casualties?

    David: Casualties, ma'am?

    Meredith Vickers: Has anyone died?

    David: No, ma'am. Everyone is fine.

    Meredith Vickers: Well, then wake them up.

  • [first lines]

    Elizabeth Shaw: Get Charlie.