Minke Carnival

Jules 2022-03-21 09:01:08

This summer, I did a few things that satisfied me, so it was time to do something that I regret and shame.

Yes, I must now bravely admit that I went to watch "Prometheus". Although before watching the movie, some friends have said that this movie is not worth watching at all; although after watching the movie, I went to Mtime.com to give this movie a score of 0.2 to vent my anger; even though my excuse was because of Batman. Spider-Man gave me such a good impression that I lost my vigilance against bad movies, even though I now dare to say out loud that I have watched this movie, and the courage is commendable-but all this has deeply nailed me in shame On the pillar. Shame on myself.

The film started to arouse my appetite: the continent after the glacier moved, the turbulent waterfall that made it as magnificent as Niagara, and the space mother ship on Independence Day all attracted me deeply. My experience tells me that this is a blockbuster movie! Spend countless well-made blockbuster movies! I became excited and impulsive. At this time, a pale and sturdy person appeared. He took an inexplicably corrosive drug by mouth, and then immediately turned black like arsenic, and became brittle like being frozen, and then fell into the water. At this time, the genes are all broken into pieces, and then recombination begins. I got excited again. Yes, although it makes no sense to shatter and reorganize itself without a carrier, but this is a movie! This is to use poetic lens language to intuitively describe scientific issues. No need to think about it anymore, this is a sci-fi masterpiece! Mobilize your brain cells to watch this masterpiece! The theoretical physics, astrophysics, biochemistry, nuclear engineering, aerodynamics, etc., which we have learned for more than 30 years, finally come in handy! I found the meaning of life!

I must admire my character. After suffering a deep shame, I still don't want to be spoiled. So, I will only tell the details of what I saw here. After the initial excitement passed, I saw a scene that surprised me. The alien expedition members took off their masks and exposed themselves to an unknown environment just because the atmosphere became able to breathe spontaneously. My head buzzed, and my eyes turned black for a while. I rub, what are these doctors or scientists? The rapid development of the film made me put aside my doubts for the time being. But within two minutes I would crash again. After the expedition team disagrees, two members said they wanted to go first. After arriving on an inexplicable alien planet and discovering a large number of signs of the activities of intelligent creatures, no one expressed surprise, but two urged others to return to the spaceship. Just go back, you don't even need to contact the base and don't know the way, the two cannon fodder just left by themselves. Nima, is this an alien scientific research? Don’t fellow travellers be so unorganized, right? Rookies, you are dead!

The subsequent development of the plot is even more speechless. When the rookie faced an unknown creature, he actually used his hands to tease. The infected doctor found out that he didn't report the abnormality, and finally developed out of control. The alien scientific research spacecraft does not have an isolation cabin. The various substances found in the scientific examinations are not sampled, tested, or analyzed. The first time I saw an alien organism, my reaction was to touch it, and then walk away indifferently...

The magic of this movie is that the scientific common sense is so unreliable and can't cover up the plot even more unreliable. I can't understand why the dying old man wants to go out on his own, or why the robot full of human emotions wants the heroine to give birth, let alone understand that the heroine doesn't care if he gives up, and doesn't make any movements. Director, director, why do you arrange these plots? I can't keep up with your unconstrained stream of consciousness thinking at all! Until the end of the movie, I didn't know why the brawny man who committed suicide by taking poison at the beginning of the movie couldn't think about it. Are you implying that audiences who buy tickets to watch this movie deserve to be suicide?

I am a very powerful person, and I can quickly find the great meaning behind the bad movies. When I walked out of the cinema, I just wanted to understand. This is actually a great realist masterpiece. It is full of anger and accusations against the society... Although the entire scientific expedition team has various doctoral titles, these degrees are actually from the National University of the United States, the Western Pacific University, and the United States. Leiden University, etc., the only formal degree is also a study of loach health in Beijing University of Chinese Medicine. The various minkees full of scientific enthusiasm were summoned by Ye Gong, a rich minke who was fed up for this scientific expedition, and the army was eventually wiped out. The logic of my explanation is so rigorous that it immediately appeared impeccable when it was questioned:

"How can it be possible to squander so much money and find a batch of people for scientific research?"

I replied, "Then you can explain it to me. Explain, how could it be possible to waste so much money to find a group of Minke to make this movie?"

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Extended Reading
  • Lambert 2021-10-20 18:59:10

    When the monster came out, the whole audience clapped. The old beauty is so cute.

  • Sylvia 2022-03-25 09:01:05

    The narrative is very clear

Prometheus quotes

  • Millburn: Cut it off! Cut it off!

  • Meredith Vickers: Take us home!

    Elizabeth Shaw: If we don't stop it, there won't be any home to go back to!