I'm desperate for this world of sex and cuteness

Nina 2022-03-21 09:01:08

Morality is precious, but love is more expensive.
If it's a friend, both can be thrown.

This is a movie whose end can be guessed at the beginning.
However, what you can't guess is that its process is actually full of so many vulgar words, political satire, race, bad jokes and friends.
When I saw a plush toy chatting with the cashier in the supermarket warehouse,
I didn't know what the other audience would be like.
At least I slapped my thighs myself and cursed: Kao, the director is too shameless.
Just like Xiao Qiao said: How brave the director of this film is to destroy the integrity of the teddy bear so there is no lower limit.

Smoking marijuana, swearing, hiring prostitutes, spitting out, are these things stuffed toys do?
As for jumping on the cash register and squeezing the facial cleanser onto the face, I won’t talk about it. Welcome the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China, and be harmonious.
It seems that overnight, the dull-looking stuffed toy I am familiar with has become a middle-aged uncle who is full of fuck, full of semen, and spitting out smoke rings.
The director not only dubbed the teddy bear, but also possessed it.

However, it was such a movie that shattered the whole place. I still love it.
Not only because it’s funny, but also because it’s the first film I’ve ever seen, which makes a plush toy completely break away from childhood and enter the adult world.
In fact, how can life be so harmonious? What about fairy tales? So beautiful?
All the morals are nothing more than the emperor's new clothes put on in front of the colorful real life.
The film ruined the image of the teddy bear as a childhood partner, but gave it a more mature, truer, and more companionable image for adults.
There are many animated images that comfort children in this world, but few comfort adults.
However, adults do not need it, but are embarrassed to want it.
Don’t you see 007, Mission Impossible, and Mission Impossible. Are the fairy tales of luxury cars with beautiful women saving the world so popular?
You can't get what you need, so you have YY.


In the film, the teddy bear is not actually a teddy bear.
It is just around us, playing dota with us, soaking up girls, skipping classes and getting drunk—until unknowingly for a lifetime—that friend.
Dear, do you really think that at the end, the happiest life of the protagonist and the protagonist Teddy is the victory of love?
NO, this is just a compromise between love and love.

I think every man can understand the limerick at the beginning of this article.
And the director must also understand my film review that seems to be spitting out but actually loves.

THE END

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  • Mathilde 2022-04-24 07:01:02

    Announcement is the best place. The worst part is the ending. If the ending ends when Teddy falls and rots. It is expected to become some kind of classic. The childhood that can't be returned and the present that I don't know how to bow my head.

  • Ludwig 2022-04-23 07:01:05

    I've been with you for more than 20 years, where's my ring? XD

Ted quotes

  • John: I think back to that Christmas morning and I wish I'd just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin.

    Ted: Say that again.

    John: Teddy Rux-fuckin'-pin

  • Ted: I look like Snuggles' accountant