"Suicide Commando" must remain on the bad movie list

Since I was a child, the most numerous toy is Batman. I am barely a fan of Batman. I will pay attention to related film and television works. However, the previous DC movie "Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice" is really unsatisfactory, even if you watch it After the full version, it is still far away from the word "good-looking". Today, "Suicide Commando", which has been in the news since last year, finally came out this year. I originally thought that "Batman vs. Superman:" The shame of "Dawn of Justice", now it seems that DC is using "Suicide Commando" to show the lower limit!

I admit that the marketing of "Suicide Commando" is really strong and it has brought up many topics, and because of this, I have very high expectations for it. I did not expect the plot, editing, martial arts, and special effects to be abnormal. It's not eye-catching. Let’s talk about martial arts and special effects. The whole film is full of gunfights and hand-to-hand combat methods. It is very boring. It is not even a cool film. It is too far behind "Captain America 3". It is basically a toothpick than a chicken drumstick. The bad "Ninja Turtles 2" is far better than the martial arts of "Suicide Commando". The four ninja turtles have four different weapons, and they have ninja-like skills. Their moves are smooth, flowing, and the martial arts scenes are entertaining. Quite high, "Suicide Commando" has the highest score due to dead shots and Harley Quinn. The former only shoots, while the latter throws bats around. It depends on this type of gunfight and hand-to-hand combat. It's better to watch "Blood Mission". , At least all of them have a hard base, not a silver-like wax gun tip! In terms of special effects, it focuses on the two roles of the flame demon and the witch, but there is no novel move screen designed. It is purely two luminous bodies, one with fire and the other with weird spells. It is super senseless, and the enchantment is Why must be in the air every time? Is it clearly stipulated in the law? The villains of the Avengers, Transfiguration King Kong, and Ninja Turtles are all open in the sky to recruit and replace the army, or are they worried that if they are set on the ground, the protagonists will fall into it?



As for the plot and editing, the villain characteristics of "Suicide Commando" are not completely bad enough, and somehow it builds up a team relationship, which is unconvincing, and makes the villain’s unique charm completely lost. The most blind thing is that the final boss is simple and simple. Just believing in surrender, and then immediately receive the lunch, is it a rush to finish? In the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, in order to assassinate Qingji, she broke her arm before she surrendered to gain trust. In the Three Kingdoms period, there was also a story about Zhou Biao's surrender and Cao Xiu. Is there such a low IQ of Tao Xing? Or is the director underestimating the audience's IQ? I didn't explain the characters' past clearly in one breath, and occasionally interspersed with the past when performing tasks. Such editing made the plot chaotic, and there was no well-designed transition screen. The screen said that it jumped and jumped. It was really casual. If the plot, editing, martial arts, and special effects are half of the marketing skills, it must not be so ugly, but unfortunately it is only if. I just want to ask the director:



Of course, "Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice" in DC's previous film used the "editing" trick to unravel the movie, why is it not exciting enough? The plot is too jumpy. This time, I tried the same way to try to whitewash " The ugly fact of "Suicide Commando", let me give you an example: the teacher sent down the test paper, and after handing in the paper, you can only get 59 points for the answers you filled out. At this time, you tell the teacher that I will do the other answers, but no Fill it in, will the teacher give you the remaining 41 points? Therefore, a film that is edited and released in a theater is like a director's test ticket. You only show the audience 59 points, and you don't want to get 60 points. You can't always try to use the reason that good clips are not cut in to prevaricate the audience. There is no beef in beef noodles, just a bowl of beef noodle soup. There is no good plot in the movie, it is a bad film. "Suicide Commando" also mentioned basketball coach Phil Jackson. He once led the Bulls to win two three-game dominance and one Lakers three-game dominance. He is a legendary coach, known as the Zen master, and the director is just like basketball. Coach, how to schedule is your business. The players you sent today get a few points, and the rest are not sent, which is totally useless for the team's scores. Similarly, don’t cut good plots into the movie. Here, making the movie more exciting is entirely a matter of director scheduling.

The only remaining selling point of "Suicide Commando" is the materialized clown girl who does everything possible to show off on the screen to make the whole film a little more attractive. I suggest that it is better to watch the Penglai Fairy Mountain Channel. Posture:



But unfortunately:



So the chairman of Penglai Xianshan Channel said:



Finally, I reiterate my summary of "Suicide Commando": first-class original characters, second-rate martial arts special effects, third-rate plot editing, sincerely suggest that Father's Day is coming soon, save the movie ticket money and honor your father! I don’t want to say too much about the ugly words. I have asked the Tyrannosaurus in "Pulp Comedy" to make a conclusion:




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