I think it's actually pretty good

Else 2022-03-19 09:01:02

(Basically no spoilers, you can read it with confidence)

Star Wars was originally a family drama for children

No sex, not too much violence. Through the skin of science fiction, you join me i will never join you im your father search your feeling it's true you have a twin sister the force is strong within this one

The children a generation earlier than me started watching the first movie and saw that they were older and their hearts were still not old, so they kept watching.

In this way, Star Wars became a movie watched by both children and adults.

After a few years of no new film, the fans of the year were really old, so I made two new films in the past few years and found that they were still for children.

The old fans were furious, "I watched the Empire Strikes Back in May 1977!" One sentence is enough to shut up many people who like the new version.

So of course, some people abandon this series decisively, and this trend will continue.

Because you didn't like Star Wars in 1977, you couldn't post it on Facebook to let 1,000 people know about it.

For those born in the 80s who are caught in the middle age like this, I actually regard Star Wars as a symbol of an era and a symbol of culture. I want to keep watching this story and tell it to my children. This may not be a good story, but the Cleveland Cavaliers have never been a good team, but this series has also won the championship in recent years. The time when everything has its glory may be before, or it may not have come.

I dare not say how loyal I am a fan, I actually like Star Trek too.

But I have watched all of Star Wars's original transmission pictures, and I have also played most of the games.

This time, the structure of Part 8 is also very traditional.

Traditional Star Wars needs to include these elements:

*Air combat (ju ju ju in space blow things up near the imperial spacecraft)

* Land warfare (ju ju ju bombing on the surface of the planet)

*The above two must have chase scenes like car chases

*The bridge segment of the robot

* In order to seek help to find someone on an alien planet (showing exotic customs)

*Catch a good person and let him run away

*Jedi duel, there must be a red laser sword vs. a green, white and blue laser sword.

*Gunfight, jujujuju can't hit anyway

*A holographic projection of a failed Empire general and big villain boss

*By the way, show the force of the villain's big boss, strangling his neck, fetching objects from the air, discharging or seduce men (children) to make them worse.

*In addition, the Stretch Target must have tears, and have a link with the previous one.

There are probably all these bridge sections on this part

The more added things are:

1. Not a funny joke

2. Asians who are not very good-looking

3. Good-looking and well-known new supporting actor with a terrible role (my male god Benicio del Toro stammers in this movie)

4. All kinds of ruined props, the laser sword will be thrown away and picked up and broken, and the mask will be broken

5. The relationship between men and women that I can't understand because the movie is too simple is ambiguous, brother and sister, pure friendship, or something. Compared with the average nympho woman, when she sees a man with an obsessive face, she knows that there is love. In this, men and women obsessively look at each other and sometimes they have to cut each other. After hacking, she became idiot again, didn't kiss, and then scolded again.

6. Luke said something to Leia, probably: no one was really lost. Luke shook Leia's hand and said, thinking that Carrie Fisher has passed away. This scene is very tearful, obviously saying goodbye to Leia. Yes, Leia's facial authenticity in this movie is perfect. Sigh.

7. Similarly, Yoda brought me the inverted sentence that made me cry: Young Skywalker. Missed you, I have... The greatest teacher, failure is.

8. When playing the Star Wars card game, my favorite set is the deck with Captain Phasma as the core (both dice are given to her). This time I saw her, I suspected that she was in a song of ice and fire The actor Brienne of Tarth played it. Later, I saw the golden eyebrows and I was even more convinced of this. I went home and checked imdb, and it turned out to be.

In this part, I rubbed in almost all the supporting characters that should appear (though I think a few old Jedi can show their faces), and I clicked on all the elements mentioned above (some are good, some are good). Not bad, but I feel that time is limited after all, and a three-hour movie is already very conscientious)

The only regret is that after various interpersonal relationships, the war process of the rebel empire, after repeated

Most of the stories of the two main characters of Kylo and Rey still haven't entered a deeper explanation

Just buff the two of them, and inexplicably various kinds of righting become representatives of good and evil

So after spending 3 hours, the main conclusion you can draw is: then the next one will tell us how they are going.

The last point to spit... It has nothing to do with the film

My favorite Star Wars back then, the heroine was Natalie Portman, and the hero was a man like this:

So the first time I saw Adam Driver who has been acting in niche movies

I think maybe he is a supporting actor who is about to be hacked to show his face. Until last year, I saw that he was not dead after watching the movie. I very much hope that he is just a small supporting actor. Until now, I can’t accept the hero of Star Wars. Already this kind of man:

Finally, upload a picture of last year

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Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi quotes

  • Kylo Ren: You're not alone.

    Rey: Neither are you.

  • DJ: It's all a machine, partner. Live free, don't join.