How could I reject Professor Snape's fan feature film?

Colten 2022-03-21 09:01:08

Everyone who watched the last one (I’m not talking about a rumor) knows it. The heroine bear, the male hero is ugly, the second villain, the plot is clichéd, "I'm your father" skips stitches for the seventh time. Disney's Qing (er) Chun (tong) approach to an interstellar family ethics that accompanies the growth of two generations is approaching the level of evil gods.

But when my friend invited me to watch the eighth part, he immediately washed his eyes and readily agreed.

This little friend who yearns for truth, goodness and beauty is very different from my cp view. Except for "David Jiang and Dillon (in the SB film) have been engaged in base" can reach a consensus, all other issues involving Lalang/Niang can have a big fight. Xingqi is no exception. I swallowed Reylo and didn’t hesitate for a moment, but he stood (it seemed to be at the time) the official match, awe-inspiring "How could Disney assign the heroine to the villain?"

He insisted that Rey and the driver are brother-sister relationship-in this series Father is dead, he should enter the new circulatory system of "I'm your brother". So when we saw the scene of reylo talking naked, we sighed together. Of course, his inner monologue was "I don't like sand!" and my mental activity was "I love Rian Johnson!".

It's not to say how accurate my CP sixth sense is. It's just that he went to watch the plot + the protagonist, and I paid for the ticket entirely from the driver.

"The driver is handsome", most of the girls/brothers who suddenly get to this point in the theater will shudder to the rectum and shout in their brains "what?! What I was thinking about just now! my aesthetic!!! my aesthetic!!! !"

The moment the seventh driver took off the S2 helmet, the movement of my brain was: "Boom."

After all, you know, my aesthetic has long been shattered by Professor Snape. The biggest shortcoming of its actor, AR, is neither age nor eye color, but-he looks too upright, and it is inevitable to regret that I am fascinated by books on the way: not ugly enough. The driver's crooked and twisted nose was just the original one, and he was just right in his age. It's a pity that the hairstyle is from the movie version of HP (it would be even uglier and more similar if it could be made into an ion iron).

After the "Boom", I pondered Kylo Ren's life experience: his mother is a prominent family (pure blood), and his father is a mortal (Muggle). He is proud of his mother's blood and intends to retrieve the black warrior with his proud talent. The power and glory of the (witch) warrior (teacher) was attracted to the dark side by Snoke (Voldemort). Then there was a girl who was born with a cold background but was talented and unyieldingly fought for the rebels. In several encounters between the two, he showed his concern for the girl's mystery, and there was also a plot similar to the idea of ​​dementia.

Well, the screenwriter said that this is not the same thing, we only have to draw out our magic wands and come out to a duel.

A big-produced Snape x Lily Star Wars fan series, even if the main storyline is a shit, I can eat it (of course, don’t fancy the ending, definitely BE) In particular, although I have watched all the Star Wars series, it’s nothing. feelings. The screenwriter used the driver's mouth to shout to the audience, "Don't cling to the past, hurry up and let the old people in the series rest! Let's watch us unfold a new story." It was just funny to me.

If it’s not true (the process of opening the password is simple and rude, you can’t see the need for an expert at all; holographic projection vs. lightsaber can pass through the body but can hit the other side. What kind of ghost is the lightsaber; the appearance of the second girl means several meanings? And the acting is not so good. It's the legendary bringing money into the group? I want to fast forward!) The story of this part is quite interesting. In particular, it reverses the old cliché of "the hero does not listen to dissuasion and will do his own way to complete the last-second rescue". It makes people lively put the sentence "I knew..." back into the throat, which is quite fun to be played (?)

Finally , New Year’s invitation for friends from the previous article. My friend is a straight man, standing, 176, thin, Manchester United diehard, road idiot, coordinates Suzhou, interested in Douyou.

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  • Kaia 2021-10-20 18:58:41

    The female No. 2 looks like Yue Yunpeng; the name Anakin and those who regard Anakin as an idol are both dedicated to cheating the master-so this drama is about the grievances of the giants in the Chinese cross talk world. In addition, the protagonist finally asked, why should I save me? Shouldn't the standard answer be "Black Lives Matter"?

  • Mallory 2022-03-23 09:01:09

    Two and a half stars. Not even as good as the previous one. The overall style and too many meaningless funny elements are obviously still not able to escape the shackles of the super-English film. Yes, after Daddy's father took over, of course, he has to rack his brains to copy the rich Marvel set. Rather than stand on the dividing line between adhering to tradition and bowing to compromise, it is better to stop here, which is a good choice.

Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi quotes

  • [to BB-8]

    DJ: What's your story, roundy?

  • Yoda: [about the Ancient Jedi texts] Page turners, they are not.