How did this pass?

Marcus 2022-03-20 09:01:43

The movie is a story of a neurotic female doctor using a device that seems to be very advanced (in fact, it is a rigid one-way translator), hoping to use monster control to reduce the population, beautify the environment, and then play it off.

First of all, the villain of this movie should be based on our totem, right? Adding three heads and giving the background of an alien visitor has become the opposite of human beings? The next time you make settings, can you change the settings for the ability to ride the clouds and control the weather? How can our mythology become a destabilizing factor that destroys humanity? And then I was defeated by a cheating fat lizard who eats more and becomes stronger. Are you kidding me, hehe~

The enemy of the enemy must be our friend? Think about it from another perspective, the villain in Godzilla 1 was just foraging normally at first. The difference from Godzilla is that its existence harms the direct interests of human beings, so it is classified as an enemy and a villain. And Godzilla, as an alternative among monsters, doesn't like to do damage (?), so naturally he has become a good friend of mankind... Godzilla is thus classified into the human camp. Dr. 'Celery' (I'm afraid all the doctors in the movie are like Zhai Tianlin) also advocates the harmonious coexistence of humans and monsters to build a better earth. . . bewildered

This movie successfully stimulated my desire to complain: I feel that my logic has been shamed for so many years.... There are some very good moments in the movie - like the overbearing military (hehe~): we have launched a super bomb that can destroy oxygen (are you sure the monster is oxygen sucking), well, the phone is just a notification Just a moment. Then, Godzilla, as a world-class diving tuatara, actually got down on the ground, WTF, you are joking.

Very touching, Dr. 'Celery' decided to save our fat lizard with a fearless spirit, carrying a nuclear warhead, "Fat, let's die together!" The shock wave and high heat of the nuclear bomb have no effect on the dying big fat man, right? Is this a hang up? This is on hold! Also changed to a skin with full attribute enhancement buff, orz you win. When the full-blooded resurrection appeared, it was borrowed from the heroes of India to appear in the BGM, wouldn't you feel very ashamed! orz, orz, orz

The end is of course the inspirational ending of the fat man who knocked down Gao Fushuai. A group of monsters hurried over to meet the new boss. The moment they bowed down, the sand sculpture really exploded, okay? Is this a writing essay? Finally, give me a question? ? ? ! ! !

Overall, this movie proved to me that bad movies are ubiquitous and we need to keep our eyes peeled. For these movies that are not worth the cost of RMB, and those that insult logic, I still hope to hit the streets earlier and change to some really excellent movies.

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Extended Reading
  • Daphne 2022-01-28 08:04:35

    Humans are really weak chickens, and we have done wake-up services and feeding services throughout the story.

  • Dolores 2022-03-24 09:01:48

    To see the beauty of love

Godzilla: King of the Monsters quotes

  • Dr. Rick Stanton: Godzilla's radiation is reaching critical mass! Six minutes until he blows!

  • Chief Warrant Officer Barnes: [about Mark] Dude hates Titans.

    Sam Coleman: Yeah, well, you would too if you were him.