You're cheap enough so we're friends

Marcos 2022-02-07 14:53:03

Every day, we roam the campus like a few hungry sperm. Me and Lao Xu, Nie Zha, and Xiao Xinzhen are disgusting with TMD. Lao Xu has never liked others to say that he has read countless people, and every time he will defend it, "nonsense". Only when I said that he read countless people, he accepted it with peace of mind. Because we know the details. that's for sure.
This is indeed the case, when is there a time to watch MM without us? Which MM's lovelorn we don't know? And which MM's bedroom we don't know?
Of course, besides picking up girls, we also do other things. Still picking
up girls until we went to the cafeteria again, we found a MM together, which was later My girl. So we continued to use the old routine: strike up a conversation, call, text. It's just that among them, I was unlucky, so I got one to sign, and I went to strike up a conversation. For a split second, I could hardly believe my eyes as there was a crunch in my heart. strangeness. She also seemed to guess what I was doing, put down the spoon, and waited for my approach. Why are you so cooperative, MM? The result, of course, was my triumphant return. When I asked about mygirl again, she actually said to me in a mature woman's tone that was very suitable for her, you were so stupid at that time, how could you have appeared like 007 and asked people for a phone number? I can't even tell you if I don't tell you to call.
Later, after the meal, I gave her a ride, and I said goodbye.
After that, she was mine. Say goodbye every time you leave.
After a while, we broke up and never saw each other again.
Whether it's picking up a girl, being picked up by a girl, or they're the protagonist, whether they're dumping a girl, or being dumped by a girl, or when they're the protagonist. We guys with the same sperm were always together.
Of course, there are incidents such as fights, or you would say that my college life is incomplete. Of course, this kind of fight is also indispensable to me, because I always go to cheer, and I don't do it once.
"The guy gave me a knife, how many would you give him?" This is usually a conversation after being drunk.
"Double Knife", this bitch, who has harmed New Oriental recently, is stupid.
"Sun! How many more knives do I need to ask? Just put it down." Hearing this, how dare I get drunk. But the guy who talks is still talking nonsense. Hey, take it back, wash and sleep.
I thought it was nonsense, but I didn't expect that such a thing finally happened one day, but there were no casualties, and no organization or individual claimed responsibility for it. That's what happened.

A group of SB sperm can accompany the brokenhearted SB when one SB is in love, leave the school at 10 pm, walk to Chunxi Road, then to Tianfu Square, and then sleep on the street. Nothing has been done yet. Just on foot. Really TMD stupid. For now, I'm definitely not going. It's a pity I wasn't so smart when I met them.
I can not remember how many things happen between four years ............
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But one thing, I know.
That afternoon, a few bored sperm came to my dormitory, and after watching the movie "Friends" together, we became friends.
We have been best friends for four years. Also a lifelong friend...
Chairman Mao said that there is no love for no reason nor hatred for no reason.
I asked one of the sperm, why are we friends?
You're cheap enough, so we're friends. Hold! You are indeed cheap enough to steal my lines. Because I want to say the same thing to him.
Before graduating, I drank a drink that never got drunk. On that day, there were N of us.
In this way, four years over.
Wu Xi drank more than 10 cups of depth charges in a row, and his body was full of cream from the birthday cake. At this time, he said that he would never find such an opportunity to drink like this in his life.
Hearing this, I really wanted to cry. A large table of men, I can see that in the face of parting, everyone wants to seize the last time.

Maybe I really can't find such a friend... But, so what?
Because these four years, we have gone through together
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