"Graduate if I Die"--The Happy Ghost Campus

Brandi 2022-03-07 08:01:05

Where is the youth, where is the youth? Youth is in the bravery against the teacher! There is a penalty station there, there are parents, and there are the little spies who report~~~ ~LiliLiliLi~~~And the bag-soojong who didn't come home all night~~~

The life-and-death battle between students and teachers has finally come to Spain. Even the useless teacher who was expelled from seven schools came to a school that is famous for being haunted. Here, he was ordered to take charge of five evil spirits who were burned to death in the library twenty years ago. Ghosts "exceed degrees" - that is, let them graduate. A normal person would be madly complaining in his heart: This textbook has been changed to a new era. Do you want to check whether it was a god-like fashion 20 years ago, whether there are the hearts of wretched uncles and lonely old women in the bodies of their young boys and girls~~

This scene feels a lot like the classic scene of the circus in "Big Fish".

Fortunately, this is an authentic light-hearted campus comedy. At most, some librarians peek at students' love letters and masturbate. Male ghosts are possessed by girls and kiss the hot girls next to their tongues. They sing their favorite pop music at school celebrations. The ghost students spoil the parents, take off their pants and pick up chrysanthemums, and other light-hearted plots appear, so that the children before they become adults finally do some bad things that are driven by instinct but do not understand what it is. And we don't do these stupid things anymore, that's the beginning of the rite of passage.

The group of five student ghosts includes: a gangster man, a woman in labor, a foolish student, an alcoholic man, and a sports man. The gangster man is mainly responsible for commanding, and the rest are responsible for knocking on tables and moving stools to scare the living. It's obviously a terrifying scene. In an empty library, a skeleton quietly sticks to your back, frightens you half to death and throws it from the roof with the attitude of you robbing a civilian girl for the sky. out. But when all this is seen in front of the audience, it brings Luffy's nose-picking sense of sight: two female ghosts move books and the like, male ghosts move desks and chairs, very serious in front of the teacher with yin and yang eyes When waving it, I believe that at that moment, everyone became a teacher with snake essence disease. There should be infinite comfort in the heart: Finally, there is a second-hand product for Lao Tzu!

The laughing point of youth campus films is that some plots resonate with the audience: these things Lao Tzu has also done; and some things satisfy the audience's fantasy: these things Lao Tzu really wanted to do. Turning adolescent children into ghosts, keeping their youth and beautiful love forever, and giving them the spiritual power to be naughty and mischievous, can be regarded as a way to realize their dreams, but there are too many regrets behind it: a prank by a bastard. Killed five lives and punished herself with closure; the lover who had been missing for 20 years was actually the best among scumbags, and of course friendship would vent her ill-will; the idiot was forced to be a good child for a lifetime, After possessing other girls, she bravely expressed her desire to focus on her eyes and expose her body. Her unrivaled beautiful singing woke up the sleepy school administrators; a drunkard who had vomited for twenty years The guy finally attends the missed prom; the athletic guy hopes that his new girlfriend will kill himself for himself, until he can bring her back to life.

We are all snake spirits in adolescence. Children who have never been seriously ill are like a dangerous powder keg, which will definitely explode in a certain adulthood, This'sit! Even if you die, you will also graduate from the magic school of youth!

The male protagonist is more coquettish than Xiao Lizi after being praised by the female protagonist.

Classic lines:

--Psychiatrist: No wonder, after all, you're gay.

--Protagonist: I'm not gay.

--Psychiatrist: Don't deny it, repeat after me, "I'm gay and ghosts don't exist."

--A narration of the dead father of a psychiatrist: I spent all my hard work cultivating him as a doctor, and the books are all in vain.

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Extended Reading
  • Cale 2022-04-24 07:01:24

    It should be the first Spanish movie I've seen, it's really good, the plot is good, the characters are eye-catching, it's really a country of handsome guys and beauties

  • Kailey 2022-04-20 09:02:42

    I want to graduate even if I die (I don’t want to die before graduation), a comedy movie dedicated to graduates. Before graduation, all wishes must come true, and don’t leave with hatred. If you can't get a job, you can't get out of the school gate.

Ghost Graduation quotes

  • Manuela: [possessed by Pinfloy] Tina asked me to call you. She's embarrassed because... Well, dude, she says she's into you.

    Modesto: What? She's into me? What do you mean? Is that what she said?

    Manuela: To my face. She said "Modesto is hot. He gets my panties wet."

  • Manuela: Cheer up, sweetie. Yesterday I took care of our problem.

    Tina: Don't tell me you killed a chicken.

    Manuela: Even better. I humped a spirit.