a piece of shit

Maribel 2022-03-02 08:01:38

A group of great gods holding Xiao Si with their hands can be photographed like this. It's not an exaggeration to say that mud can't support the wall.

The empty shots of the big scene are all CG. The real scene is also playing Werewolf Killing in the inn. It always feels like you are walking around in a big day.

What princess, what queen, what southern border wizards, all tools, people

The first half seems to be a degraded version of "Di Renjie", the Queen has added Zhao Youting, the princess is still Princess Changping, should Jiu Nan Shi Tai and Wei Xiaobao come together, and Jade Blood Sword and Yuan Chengzhi should join in the fun?

Without diamonds, I still learn from others to do horror and suspense. When I filmed it, it was just grinding and chirping to solve the case by the way. The whole plot was cloudy and foggy, and it pretended to be profound. Relying on hard cutting, the clips have a serious sense of collage, and the characters are emotionally detached. One second is hostile to the next second, and the next second, and the knife is facing each other. It's really twists and turns.

Later, it became "The Legend of the Demon Cat" + "The Promise", such an idiot man and a woman who is full of grief, immortality, and the sea is rotten. It's amazing that I'm not moved by it. Can you be a little more Chen Kaige when you shoot glass through time and space?

For Mao's various memory clips, the lines are inconsistent, what is your name, isn't your name onmyoji? Who is the murderer? Isn't the murderer a princess? Why did you change it again? Someone else's memory clip is a sentence, but your memory clip is shot several times and each time it is different, you are just fooling the audience!

The final battle, man! Lei Zhenzi, Yujian Fei and Baqi Orochi, you crossed over from the "Legend of the Gods" next door, it seems that you and the protagonist parted for life and death within a second or two. It seems like a very emotional foreshadowing. Qing, you look like a hero, you are a passer-by leading a box lunch and so much!

Also, aren't you really a female-oriented tertiary film? After fighting and taking off your clothes, are you paying homage to Master Zhang Che? !

what's going on? And Easter eggs! You just want to make a sequel, stop making a sequel, go home and make a cucumber!

Finally, I posted the ticket stubs. Although the tickets were given for free by the theater, I still put in a bucket of popcorn money, and I lost my blood.

Little Si, don't you like Si, I send you four words: a piece of shit!

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Writing this article, I encountered personal attacks from several Guo Jingming's brain-dead fans. If you have this time to scold people, you might as well read the original work of Dream Pillow Tapir to find out what Onmyoji is, who Abe Seimei is, and who is Yuan Boya. What is a shikigami? Can a living person be a shikigami? I really don't have time to turn the book. Go and see the movie version of Nomura Mansai's "Onmyoji" or the Japanese drama version of Goro Inagaki. How is it, your idol deviates from the original setting, changes the character, and I will not talk about the plot. I will not say anything about the editing and storytelling of the movie. I don’t know what the comments below think. What's in the minds of people who killed domestic films for ten years, shit?

Pulled Kawaii Kenji and brought in the people of the twelve o'clock in the legend of the demon cat in Chang'an. Come and see, how far is it from the legend of the demon cat, and how far is it from the twelve o'clock in Chang'an? Do you remember a song after watching the movie? Good ingredients, rubbish cooks, bad photography, don't even let me say it

There is a way to scold, but there is no way to write a long article by yourself to praise!

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  • Corene 2022-03-27 09:01:21

    Except the plot is not good, other movies are not bad, many times I feel that I am watching "The Promise". Guo Jingming and Chen Kaige are really the twin flowers of Chinese movies.

  • Keeley 2022-03-27 09:01:21

    Master of illusion Guo Jingming, the joys and sorrows in his mouth have never been warm, and there are empty words and filters. His only truth is that he really wants to succeed, and he really wants a handsome man to serve God. If this movie touched you, it was the tears of the crocodile after the talk with Chen Xuedong broke down.