Yesterday there were two ancient giant beasts, one weighing more than 100,000 tons and the other weighing more than 20,000 tons.

Scarlett 2022-03-16 09:01:04

Hey friends, I'm Robot Godzilla, the head of Warner Legends Monsters.

Just now a friend asked me what happened to the machine teacher. I said what happened and sent me a few screenshots (stills),

I'll take a look! Ow! It turned out to be Sada. There were two ancient giants, one weighing more than 100,000 tons and the other weighing more than 20,000 tons. The towers said, hey... One said that I was practicing on Skull Island (referring to throwing javelins). , The cervical vertebrae are broken, can you teach me the atomic breath, Mr. Machine, please help me treat my cervical spondylosis.

I said yes, I said that you practiced deadly on Skull Island, it didn't work well, he wasn't convinced.

Hey, I said little boy, if you fold my finger with both hands, it won't fold.

It says you are useless.

I said that this is useful for me, this is the transformation of energy, and the atomic breath is about transformation of energy, and it is about a thousand jins.

More than 100,000 tons of Titan-level behemoths can't hold my finger, ah.

It had to try it with me, and I said yes.

As soon as I said it, it snapped to my feet, and soon!

Then I came up with a left kick, a right whip, and a left jab. I blocked all of them, and got out.

After the defense went out, it was naturally the atomic breath to stop it. I put the tail on its nose and didn't hit it (because the console was ruined by the protagonist's whiskey), I smiled and prepared to finish,

Because at this time, it has already lost by the atomic breath point. If the tail exerts force, it will break its nose in one fell swoop, and put it on the nose without hitting it.

It also admitted that I hit it in the face first, it didn't know the tail was on its nose, it admitted that I hit it in the face first, ah! I stopped hitting my tail, it suddenly attacked, and the left jab came to hit my arm, ah, I have a big E, there is no dodge.

Ah, its left fist gave my arm, ah, right arm, rubbed a little, but that's okay. It also said that it also said that in the screenshots (still photos), more than two minutes later, I was crying (oil), and I covered my arms, and I said stop.

Then after more than two minutes, it was fine after more than two minutes (the fingers were twisted off).

I said, young man, you don't talk about martial arts, you don't understand.

It said I'm sorry, Mr. Ji, I don't understand the rules. Ah, I am, it says it's NANTA, it's not NANTA.

Positive kick, whip leg, left jab, well-trained. Later it said that it had practiced monkey boxing for three or four years, ah, it seems that it came prepared.

These two ancient beasts don't talk about martial arts, come, cheat! Come on, sneak attack! My two-year-old comrade (referring to 2019's "Godzilla 2" to 2021's "Godzilla vs. Kong" mechanical Godzilla debut), is this okay? This is not good.

I advise these two ancient giant beasts, Rat Tail Juice, to reflect carefully and not make such cleverness again in the future, clever.

Eh, in the monster universe, peace is the most important thing, and martial virtues must be taught, not fighting in dens.

Thanks friends.

The whole job is over, here are the movie reviews:

In general, the overall look and feel of "Godzilla vs. King Kong" has met my expectations. The plot trend is similar to what many media have reported before. Neither of the two popular monsters is the villain, and the final boss is Mechanical Godzilla.

As a popcorn film, "Godzilla vs. King Kong" also has many bright spots in terms of playing stalks, such as a tribute to the famous scene of "nucleic acid detection", the villain was punched KO before he finished his blackening speech, and so on. Compared with the first two "Godzilla" films of Monster Universe, there is still a terrifying atmosphere in the filming. "Godzilla vs. King Kong" is almost dominated by bright colors. After reading it, it only brings a feeling to the audience—— Cool.

As for the issue of combat power that the audience is most concerned about, it is also consistent with many people's previous speculations. Godzilla still has a great advantage in size and ability, and is obviously slightly better than King Kong in the film. Only with the assistance of humans and the blessing of the tomahawk artifact can King Kong barely draw a tie with Godzilla.

Godzilla: Which way to drag~! ! !

King Kong: Let me die~! ! !

"Godzilla vs. King Kong" can be said to have learned the lessons of the previous "Godzilla 2", greatly shortening the role of human beings, and focusing on the monsters Godzilla, King Kong, and Mechanical Godzilla. on the fight. However, compared with "Godzilla 2", "Godzilla vs. King Kong" has slightly fewer monster characters, and the highlight of the final battle against Mechanical Godzilla is not too addicting to me personally, it may be less than two hours in length. It's too short, and I'm a little sorry for the film history status of these two monsters.

Analysis of the three fights:

The first fight took place in the process of King Kong being transported to the South Pole by the human fleet. Because of the surrounding marine environment, Godzilla was basically fighting at home and had the advantage. Although King Kong was assisted by humans, he was obviously not defeated. It was human beings who took the initiative to admit their counsel, Godzilla won a big victory, and let King Kong go.

The second fight took place in Hong Kong ("Pacific Rim" has a visual sense), and King Kong, who received the blessing of the tomahawk artifact, has greatly increased his combat power and is fighting on land, so he can fight back and forth with Godzilla, and once occupy The upper hand, but in the end, the pretty boy was careless. Being stepped on by the boss, the damage was very high, and the insult was also very strong.

The third fight followed the second one. Godzilla, who won King Kong, did not expect that the mantis catching the cicada oriole would be behind, and the mechanical Godzilla would make his debut, although he had just finished abusing King Kong and had a similar relationship with the mechanical Godzilla. Bi became the younger brother of the younger brother, and was hit by various head-banging hammers. Fortunately, King Kong was resurrected in time with the assistance of a large human pacemaker, and regardless of previous suspicions, he and Godzilla fought two to one (not about martial arts).

During the two-on-one match, the only time Godzilla and King Kong cooperated was when Godzilla used his own atomic breath to charge King Kong's battle axe. Godzilla & King Kong's heart: "It turns out that we are such a good match..."

Strange CP increased.

Because the human scenes in this film are compressed, many characters are completely reduced to tricks or tool people. For example, Little 11 and the conspiracy theory podcast trio exist to uncover the truth about Mecha Godzilla, although there are many unreasonable things about their ability to infiltrate the base of the evil company APEX; and Rebecca Hall and the original The trio of resident little girls is to serve the line of King Kong returning home.

However, there are still some details in the human role that are worth pondering. For example, the mechanical Godzilla driver played by Shun Oguri is called Ren Serizawa. What is his relationship with Dr. Serizawa played by Ken Watanabe in the first two movies of the Monster Universe? I thought he would be Dr. Serizawa's son or something, but no explanation is given in the film.

There is also the fact that after the mechanical Godzilla charging was activated, the mechanical Godzilla suddenly cut off the link with the APEX control system, and punched the boss of the APEX company to death. At this time, the protagonist group realized that "Mechanical Godzilla has his own consciousness", how did this consciousness appear?

I guess there are three cases:

1. Mechanical Godzilla has a new consciousness out of thin air, just like the sudden awakening of artificial intelligence, but I think this setting is relatively inconsistent and unlikely.

2. After Serizawa took control, he uploaded his consciousness to Mecha Godzilla. I think Lian Serizawa has this kind of motive. Reasons: 1. Lian Serizawa had a disagreement with the APEX boss before, so the first thing after uploading was to kill her boss as revenge; 2. Lian Serizawa was in front In several tests, I also enjoyed the thrill of operating Mecha Godzilla to kill other monsters (after Serizawa Lian used Mecha Godzilla to kill a monster, there was a perverted smile on his face).

3. The brain prototype of Mechanical Godzilla - Ghidorah's consciousness resurrection. It is explained in the film that Mechanical Godzilla is made from Ghidorah's head in "Godzilla 2", so after the mechanical Godzilla is charged, Ghidorah's consciousness is likely to be resurrected through this mechanical body. . Reasons: 1. After the mechanical Godzilla was fully charged, Serizawa Lian refused to drive because he had not been tested, and was forced to play after being forced by the boss, indicating that Serizawa Lian himself did not know the consequences of charging; 2. After Mecha Godzilla became conscious, the driver Serizawa Ren's body seemed to be electrocuted to death. If Serizawa Ren himself uploaded consciousness, he might not be so reckless.

Among the above guesses, the third possibility is the biggest, but the film does not give an explanation, and there are no easter eggs at the end of the film. Maybe Legend and Warner’s plan for the monster universe will end here (it is said that Godzilla’s copyright is also It was taken back by Dongbao), after all, after the two popular monsters fought, there will be no more attractive explosions in this series.

However, the theme of monster movies will definitely continue to be made. I think the monster movies with horror atmosphere made in Japan are also very good. In my opinion, Hollywood monster movies are like superheroes wearing monster coats, while Japanese monster movies are disaster movies that replace floods and tsunamis with monsters. Two different styles, each with its own merits.

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Extended Reading

Godzilla vs. Kong quotes

  • Nathan Lind: [final line as they monitor Kong in his new home in the Hollow Earth; over walkie-talkie] Heads up, guys! He's coming around for his morning walk.

  • Kong: [signing] Home. Home.