A nostalgic movie that is not nostalgic enough

Francisca 2022-03-18 09:01:02

At the end of May, the British film market began to appear in various good films one after another. Apart from the movie version of Sex and the City that I am most looking forward to, this Raiders of the Lost Ark is enough to make me look forward to.

After watching the trailer half an hour before the opening. The groundhog became the first laugh at the opening. In the unlucky moments of our unlucky uncle, the cute little marmot can always make people laugh. It is also considered to enjoy the 3D funny while enjoying the adventure article, but this trot is a trick, and the number of appearances is too much. If you laugh too much, you won't be happy.
After Liu Hulan's head-shaped eldest sister appeared on the stage, I was stunned that this was the Cate Blanchett who played Elizabeth 1. It seems that a hairstyle can really make a living person. I don't know if it is the director's intention or the mode of adventure movies. The classic pose of this female villain is to pinch the waist with one hand, twist into an s, and the scythe and axe logo on the back is dazzling. The ending of the female villain was really terrible, and was instantly killed by ET's eyes. ET is too careful to be careful. The resentment in the eyes of the multi-body combination kills the female villain in one second. Isn't it just a clone of you for the research of human civilization in outer space? We are all civilized species, so don't be so careful. ET is a promising young man. When his clone was dissected and seized by a female rebel, he escaped from the earth by driving a UFO in one force. Before leaving, I did not forget to create a man-made disaster that caused a river diversion.
The director always does not forget to use the most bloody jokes to shake the protagonist, the uncle is afraid of snakes. The uncle's son is a young rock man who uses a comb to comb his hair and other people's coke while riding a motorcycle and airplane. The uncle's son would be injured by the plant when he was fencing with Liu Hulan. (Time and time again) The uncle will be disturbed when he is fucking sweet with the child. The uncle's son will learn skills with jungle monkeys. ORZ, the actor who played the uncle's son, even if he played the role of a heir to the Monkey King in The King of Kung Fu, he wouldn't be in close contact with the monkey again in this movie. A lot of laughter. . The uncle dragged out of the quicksand, surprisingly dragged a sandbag behind his ass. .
The light is fake, it was recorded in the studio. The plot is very exciting, just use it as if you have never seen an adventure movie before to experience it. The lineup is very strong, and the later stage is very shocking. If you want me to say, spend money to watch it again, it's worth it!
I have always suspected that what did the savages hiding in the stones of the Mayan temple grow up with? Do they practice yoga? ! How heavy are the crystal bones? Uncle holding it in his hand is the same as holding a plastic. No matter how this head looks like Tutankhamun's close relatives who are married to a close relative with a genetic disease of the brain, is it possible that the director will use the Egyptian family to get rid of it in the future?
The director seems to have been emphasizing the issue of Cold War ideology. The uncle and the uncle’s son had a scene at the university and the FBI Biao car. College students gathered in the school playground to oppose communism. I don’t know how much harmonization this scene might be.

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Extended Reading
  • Rhoda 2022-03-24 09:01:06

    Consistent style, too tired of watching too much, I don’t know if there will be a sequel

  • Lucinda 2022-04-24 07:01:01

    The plot is a bit silly, but the special effects are not bad~

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull quotes

  • Indiana Jones: Where'd they go? Space?

    Professor 'Ox' Oxley: Not into space. Into the space between spaces.

  • Mutt Williams: You're a teacher?

    Indiana Jones: Part-time.