A fluffy triangle

Teagan 2022-01-25 08:08:32

I just finished watching "Ice Age 3" this morning, and it hurts my eyes to see the 3D picture with special glasses. What's even more depressing is that the theater doesn't seem to have estimated how painful it would be for a four-eyed audience like me to wear these big glasses when wearing a layer of glasses, not to mention the weird shape, more important Yes, I can't wear it. So I just watched for 90 minutes with my hand on the big glasses.

However, despite all the discomfort and inconvenience, Ice 3 should be a good movie. As the third part, it is not a continuation of the mink, nor is it just a piece of cake. It contains profound philosophical principles, and has a strong educational and warning effect on men, women, young and old, all walks of life, flowers, birds, insects and fish. What is more worth mentioning is that the translation of this film closely follows the pulse of the times, keeps up with the pace of the times, and has done a great job. This has been affirmed by professionals in the same field. Of course, I am not engaged in film and television translation, so I will omit this layer. No table. Of course, as a boring, idle, semi-social young woman in the new era, my focus will definitely not be on the positive educational effect of this film on the flowers of the motherland, or on the promotion of the development of my country's film and television dubbing industry. What kind of promotion. Just as my leader in my major, the great Professor Xu Zhenzhou, said in the first lecture of "Principles of Political Science" in my first class, "We only talk about affairs, not politics"; this I also borrow the wise saying of the handsome and suave heartthrob Monsieur Xu - "We only talk about romance, not movies".

Where is the wind and moon? Find in Ice 3 Shadows. Don't blame me for reciting a little sour poem, they all say that romantic plots attract audiences, tough guys have to match beautiful women, even cartoons are no exception. Bing 1 did not appear in a love scene, but it was related to human beings, so it was very catchy. Bing 2 appeared Manny's wife Ellie, and Bing 3 and their children could play soy sauce - oh no, they are about to be born. Of course, keeping an eye on these two big furry creatures can be tiring, so Ice 3 has a powerful new character—another squirrel!

Mao Taizu had a cloud, fighting with the sky, the joy is endless; fighting with the earth, the joy is endless; fighting with people, the joy is endless. Guided by this aggressive romanticism, Stewart the Squirrel (oh my god, I even know his name!), after two episodes of battling the world, has finally stepped into the third level — battling people. Oh I'm confused again, it's a fight with rats. The beautiful woman's long eyelashes curved the corners of her mouth and smiled at him without warning. Really, every damn man (male rat?) can't match the beautiful little wink, and Stewart was subdued by her in the first round. But soon, Stewart discovered that what he really loved was his pine cones. From the beginning of the Ice Age to the present, only pine cones are the meaning of his struggle. He continued to pursue the pine nuts, unrelenting, unyielding, invincible in a hundred battles, and never slackened. Just like countless innocent boys and girls, when a little boy pursues a little girl, the girl is always very reserved, always trying to avoid his enthusiastic eyes, and always want to stay away from him, but his mind is always focused on the boy. Pinecone is this reserved girl who has been escaping Stewart's pursuit, always setting up all kinds of obstacles and mazes for him. And several times she was almost shattered, and Stewart did not hesitate to take the pine cones back into his arms without hesitation. Stuart and Pine Cone share weal and woe, and share the same fate. Nothing can separate them. Even the threat of death cannot loosen Stuart's tightly holding Pine Cone's hand. Every time I think of these, I will sigh, Stewart is simply another best husband after Big Big Wolf and Dong Jianchang ("The Right Way Is the Vicissitudes of the World").

However, as the saying goes, there are no unbreakable couples, only mistresses who don't work hard. The appearance of the Rat Woman (mature?) shakes Stewart's loyalty to Pinecone. She has perfect curves and invincible kung fu, and in the battle for the pine cones, Stewart has absolutely no advantage. As the so-called "no fight, no acquaintance", Stewart secretly crossed Chen Cang and secretly sent Qiu Bo to secretly fall in love with the Rat Girl. I don't know when Song Guo was abandoned by them. At the moment when their eyes met, the small flame in their hearts jumped up and down, and they suddenly discovered that each other was the person in the dim light.

The poor pine cones were thus forgotten by them, as a food for a belly, or at least a comfort item for a single person with company, forgotten in the lava waterfall. Maybe it was because I felt that I couldn't stop it, so I had to turn around and say to the unfortunate one, "I'm sorry, I'm in love with someone else, you can do it yourself, in vain." Stewart and the Rat Girl quickly entered a honeymoon state where the glue was like dry wood and the fire was like a wolf. Stuart, who abandoned the pine cones and found a new love, willingly set up a new home with the Rat Girl without any complaints. Like many songs sing, love is air, love is food; I can live well at the end of the world, and I am a walking dead without love. Therefore, the two of them don't need pine cones anymore, and Stuart has finally lived a life of displacement where he no longer has to run around all day for life. However, Pinecone was not so lucky. She was abandoned behind them, and Stewart's eyes never came to her again. The innocence of women running men chasing in the past is gone forever, no matter what method is used, even standing in front of him, Pinecone can no longer keep Stewart's gaze. Perhaps Pinecone now only regrets: why did he avoid Stewart's pursuit in the first place? Why didn't you put yourself into his arms at the beginning - you love me, Lang loves concubine? Maybe many little girls have the same fate as Pinecone: they used to be infinitely close to a certain boy, and they both knew that the other party liked them, but they were reluctant to pierce that layer of window paper and procrastinate each other; it is undeniable that there are many Girls especially enjoy the ambiguous feeling of being close and not being close and the feeling of looking at the boy they like from a distance. But it is precisely because of this that the boys' patience was eroded, and their eyes were attracted by sisters with hot bodies and beautiful faces. The sisters will not give in to their pursuits, but will take the initiative to discharge them. And the innocent little girls, like Songuo, were forgotten at this moment. If there is a second chance, will the little girls still choose to play the youth hormone sports of women running and men chasing?

However, any sloppy thing has a passion ebb, the day gradually dull. Stuart, who was tired of moving furniture every day, saw pine cones unexpectedly on a sunny afternoon. Pinecone stands high on the top of the cliff, and her round and lovely body without curves glows slightly. She was desperate. She knew she would never get her lover's eyes again. She sees love as life, and no one but Stewart can make her existence so important. Without Stewart, she wouldn't exist. So she decided to start from the top of the cliff and take an exciting final journey of her life. Stewart began to wonder if his marriage with the Rat Girl was a ridiculous pheromone con, because looking at the pinecone, he had a sad feeling in his heart. Looking at the pine cones that seemed to be close at hand, Stewart finally decided to rush out of the siege between himself and the Rat Girl, run towards the sunshine, and run towards the pine cones whose hearts were grayed out. Pinecone fell from the cliff, and Stewart rushed up to protect Pinecone with his own body again. His soft hair wrapped the pine cones whose shells were no longer so shiny, everything was so beautiful and so familiar, it seemed like everything could start all over again -

but the Rat Woman was always between the two of them. Perhaps at this time Stewart finally understood, what is a wrong step, what is a prodigal son, and what is a prodigal son. Seeing that Stewart was trying to change his mind and return to Pinecone, Rat Girl started the Pinecone battle with Stewart again. In the end, Stewart failed to have the last laugh, and the pine cone was obtained by the Rat Girl and remained in the Jurassic era forever. Stewart was empty in his arms, and he couldn't really see through the ice. In the end, his furry hands were not holding either Rat Girl or Pine Cone, but his equally furry arms.

Whether there will be an Ice Age 4 is unknown. Will Stewart continue to pursue the pine cone that belongs to him tomorrow?

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Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs quotes

  • Ellie: Talk to the trunk.

  • Sid: [running from a musk ox he tried to milk] I thought you were a female!